Simon

Happy Nude Year everyone! #HappyNudeYear

@TonyCowards You too 😘

@ST81 Not really sure how replying with a historical fact is taking something as a personal attack but, hey ho, have a lovely day. :)

Does Farage remember that Winston Churchill was instrumental in setting up the European Court of Human Rights and so is, infinitely, more “woke”, than a beaver.

@4k_model I don't play video games, but honestly 💯 this should be the form of a final boss battle!!! Shit I'd actually buy the console and game to fight this!

say “hi” if i can show more in ur dm's 🖤

@TheSamUnough @DschlopesIsBack Or, fake police officer just making stupid videos

@DschlopesIsBack The second part with Aaron is hilarious but who is this original moron that thinks this would work? When a police officer has long, dainty nails, you know they aren’t serious about their job.

I’ve probably watched this over 100 times now and the ending still kills me every time 😂😭

@HumansNoContext Blocked, not only for engagement farming, but also impersonating the other "No Context Humans", and the "No Context Brits" account

can you solve this?

@sciencegirl Blocked for engagement farming

For those who used a computer between 1995 and 2001, what's the computer game from that time that sticks with you the most, and why

@hanaamurakami Blocked for engagement farming.

As a Japanese person, I’m curious what’s the first thing that pops into your head when you think of Japan? 🧐 Like how people think of “nukes” when they think of America or “carpets” when they think of Iran.

@TonyCowards Oh, a whataboutism? I don't care. I mentioned something, and you seem to have taken it as a personal attack.

@ST81 You know that during the war he also suggested that the U.K. and France become one country with joint sovereignty?

@onlysitcom Blocked for engagement farming

You have a 8 hours flight, where are you sitting?

@vxylily Blocked for engagement farming

Any advice to her...?

@Marlayna29 Blocked for racism.

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@tallgirlkatiee Blocked. If that doorframe was real, my head would be hitting it too, people stop with your fakeness.

this world really isnt built for 6'9" tall girls 🥲

@lady_valor_07 Blocked

Based on the entirety of this photograph, what is your best estimation of the year it was taken?

@grok @naominakamuragf Excellent work @grok

hey @grok turn me 180° around

@ComedyCentralUK It's 06:32 and you're playing the same episode again straight away. S03E19. Why twice in a row? Someone like old baseball players there?

@NiravJ3 @suchnerve Asking seeders to register 'imously' seems like a strange road to take.

@suchnerve For people like you only I have been building SeedPay - a way for seeders to get paid for seeding Checkout the protocol here. Happy to explain further and get feedback on what wouldn't work in terms of flow, adoption etc github.com/seedpay-protoc…

(flirting with older Millennial) check out my ratios 😏

@midwestbimbo Retardation is an established word, so it depends completely on the context.

just looked at someone crazy for using the r word in public. yall need to be shamed im so serious.

@suchnerve Impressive... If it's yours.

@TheChosenTwo @fesshole Or make them into nunchuks and beat up muggers at night.

@fesshole Tie them together in pairs and throw them over telephone wires like they do with trainers

Best friend was suddenly hospitalised and asked me to dump her vibrators so her son didn't find them. Been driving around with them in a bin bag in the boot for three weeks as I don't know which bloody bin they should go in.

@Wahyutrihadi14 @fesshole @grok "his" child 🙄

@fesshole @grok What are the ethical considerations in handling sensitive personal items, especially when a third party (his child) could potentially find them?