William Keaton
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William Keaton
@Script_Samurai
Writer. Professional kitchen sink thrower. Repped by AAO Entertainment. https://t.co/jo21qzN4xB

A millionaire trophy hunter was trampled to death by five elephants while hunting in South Africa


PARK CHAN-WOOK'S “Ultra-Violent Western” written by S. CRAIG ZAHLER is finally happening. THE BRIGANDS OF RATTLECREEK is set to star Matthew McConaughey, Pedro Pascal and Austin Butler. tinyurl.com/45dpyb6b




this video overstimulated me in ways i’ve never experienced like my jaw just kept dropping😭

Actress Molly Ringwald warns Trump supporters that they'll be found guilty of treason once he leaves office “That is what’s going to happen. You should not support what is going on... You are going to be seen as a collaborationist.” Thoughts?

the weird obsession with Hasan Piker clicks into place when you realize that everyone in politics/media is a lifelong nerd, while Hasan looks, to them, like a big strong scary jock who might shove them into the lockers of their youth


He is the RICH, he has been rich his whole fucking life. He gets special treatment on twitch no one else receives even twitch thots don't have this level of impunity.

I just wanted to put this whole thing into a single image because it was so funny

Anti-capitalist New Yorker writer brags she stole from Whole Foods 'on several occasions' in NYT podcast trib.al/zh6jiuh




