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@MatthewNichol5 And BALD

Jada Pinkett Smith is human trash and is a shitty parent.

@NFL_DovKleiman What is Hruggs’s IQ?

𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴: Former Raiders WR Henry Ruggs (DUI/Vehicular Manslaughter) is eligible for parole in August of this year. Ruggs is only 26 years old and could potentially be ready to go in week 1 of next season. Would you want your team to pick him up?

@nypost Where’s his hair?

Tiger Woods was seen yawning and hiccuping before appearing to fall asleep in newly released police video of his DUI arrest.

@JebraFaushay Le Fonz… he est supa kewl!

If you watched Happy Days, you might remember The Fonz doing this dance. And if you don’t remember, allow me to refresh your memory. I wonder if Henry Winkler can still do it or would the old knees give out?

@jemelehill Do you Jesus or not? Pick your side, Jamelle

I honestly think Jaden Ivy is having some kind of episode. I have known folks who are zealots, but this seems like something more.

@SportsCardInv 69 Autos is better!

This might be the one of the most insane cards ever made 🤯 This 1/1 card from 2021 Topps Luminaries features 70 signatures from some of the biggest names in baseball history, all on a single card that celebrated 70 years of Topps Baseball ⚾️❤️ via IG/alextsai2017

@PixelCNinja Let the gay games begin!

Tapper was originally "Budweiser Tapper," featuring the beer's logo and actual mugs. When arcades worried about marketing alcohol to kids, Sega released "Root Beer Tapper" in 1984, swapping the logo and filling the mugs with soda!

@JaredWeissNBA Chicago Liberal Fruit Flies

Billy Donovan explains the Bulls cutting Jaden Ivey after the guard posted a homophobic video today. “Organizationally, there’s certain standards I think we want to have as an organization and live up to those each and every day.”

@BIGMEM12 Much respect, JIVEY! The bulls are the devils! Armageddon is awaiting!

Jaden Ivey speaks out on the Bulls waiving him on Instagram live

@wildanimalpis I love Xing Xing!

@DKSportsbook Project the brother’s career—does he have one?

And since they gave us some projected numbers, we had to compare to Carlos Boozer 👀

@DKSportsbook @DraftKings How does his brother’s all-time blunder factor into this? Asking for a friend.

AI projected Cam Boozer’s entire NBA career…

@chicagobulls Haha yall really went there. Good luck, franchise. You need it! You need GOD, too!

@DraftKings Šarūnas Marčiulionis

YOU CAN'T SAY GARY PAYTON OR SHAWN KEMP 🙅‍♂️🚫 Name the first NBA player who comes to mind when you see this logo 💫

@DraftKings Detlef Shrimp

@LegionHoops @LeagueAlerts There’s no “Bam” either way: it’s “Edrice.”

A banner celebrating Bam Adebayo’s 83-point game was spotted in the Philippines. Except Bam wasn’t on it, Dwight Howard was… 😭💀 (h/t @LeagueAlerts)

@MLFootball @scotteubanks18 @vinceayg_ @RamsDEJ @RamsHowse MAKEA

EXPLAIN PUKA NACUA IN ONE WORD:

@NFL_DovKleiman He’s done! -$99M man!

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: New Falcons QB Tua Tagovailoa has gone viral with many fans “concerned” about his mental health. Tua completely threw the Dolphins organization under the bus in the strangest way. We have never seen anything like this... 😬😬😬

@NFL_DovKleiman Makea!

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Rams star WR Puka Nacua is being accused of making an antisemitic comment and biting a girl in Los Angeles. The alleged victim claims Puka said "f**k all the Jews" during a dinner together and later bit her left shoulder, breaking skin. Nacua's attorney denies all allegations... (via @TMZ)

@Kramer9Tommy The Kramer!

Might have to bring these back haha