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@kingMasy @vurpuz Even AI couldn’t fabricate a decent hairline. You wasted several gallons of water for this bullshit. Dishonor upon your bloodline.

@vurpuz First of all are you dumb or dumb, can't you see the light settings or you don't know physics, and my hairline was fucked up by the barber and took me months to get it back so next. cause you definitely yapping instead of cooking

He deadass?

FACT: Female victims who kill in SELF DEFENSE will spend an average of 15 years behind bars Men who kill their female partners serve ,on average, between 2 and 6 years behind bars...

@whoiskelli And you’ll forever look like a fucking goomba.

The AUDACITY! 😩🤣 Calling me Ms. Proportion after that miracle worker showed the before and the after from Surgery #1 is wild. Your BEFORE was AFTER the mommy makeover. Drew, you’ll always be a SpongeBob, Boxed Shaped Buick, even after you got the P special.

@AiokiNagato @MBC0801 She wouldn’t be fucking with anyone is Dennis had some self control during their relationship.

@MBC0801 Uhm please!!!! Porsha was never innocent. I like her but this girl is introducing her daughter to everyone she fucks with. It’s pathetic

This is where I get annoyed… Your ass had not one but TWO chances to come & do shit right! You broke this girl heart while she was dealing with postpartum & now you wanna sit here & demean her for how she handles relationships?! The audacity☠️ #RHOA

@ChadSpecialist @RealEmirHan Lmfao how pea brained of you

@RealEmirHan Why does everyone have to constantly glaze blacks all the time... Even Salma Hayek has to do it. It's all so tiresome.

🚨 Salma Hayek tried out to play Trinity in 'The Matrix' but didn't get it because she was too 'lazy' for the physical test “Jada and I were one of the four finalists for Trinity," she recalls. "We'd jumped through many hurdles, screen testing, and many auditions. They brought these stunt coordinators from Asia. It was the physical test. I'm flexible and agile, but I'm lazy." “I never really went to the gym, they said, 'You have to run!' I go, 'To where?' “I couldn't even go around the room once. Here comes Jada, a mean, lean, sexy machine! Oh my God! She was so good! It was so embarrassing! She was so fit, she was so focused, she was so disciplined. She was so capable. She was so gracious. “And I just looked at this woman and I thought to myself, 'That's who I want to be when I grow up.'"

Donald had a temper tantrum on national television and walked out of an interview simply because Kristen Welker presented him with a basic fact. Note to other journalists: now is the time to pile on. He won't be able to handle it.

@Andy Ash from Florida to Shamea- Why do you use the term “special” as an insult when you have a special needs child of your own? How would you like it if someone said that to her?

My team is getting ready for THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA REUNION! Tweet me all of your questions for the cast NOW and let me know where you're from in the question!

@laxcoach72 @KillaKreww You underestimate to cruelty of man.

@KillaKreww This sounds … implausible. If she isn’t shading the truth he’s an a hole. But this doesn’t sound right to me. Who in the world says “I want tits over your health” to their wife?

Sharon Stone gets emotional talking about the moment her marriage ended after her husband got FURIOUS over her decision to have a double mastectomy and breast removal due to a breast tumor instead of focusing on her health 😳💔👀 “He was furious. And the doctor said to him, ‘If I had more patients like her, we’d have more women alive today. You need to sit down.I said, ‘I make the decisions, not you.’ That was the end of the marriage.”

@Arkameedeez_ @wynrosei Your stupid ass thinks they all bleed on the same day.

@wynrosei Everybody poops every day. Women don't bleed every day. Hope that helps.

I just heard this girl say, "If men didn't have to wipe their ass, toilet paper would not be free in public spaces. bleeding is also a natural bodily function, but because men don't do it, it's not treated as universal."

@Jvnior @DojaCat Publicly gobbling Elon’s botched dick is interesting behavior.

@DojaCat This you?

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

@fearqueerhorror @Freexone_ @1Kold_Gemini Brain just as leaky as her ass.

@Freexone_ @1Kold_Gemini Queen k Michelle basically carried that whole episode #RHOA

The audacity of K Michelle to talk about Drew’s face when she’s gotten her face done 3 times #RHOA

@SomaKazima2 My great grandad’s whole living room set is still in the plastic. Even the carpet. He been dead for 14 years. When his wife finally kicks the bucket, I want those sofas solely to take that plastic off and be the first to feel that unfarted on fabric.

Take the WHAT

@JimmyWalto98892 @FrankAmari2 @_InfoGram_ @TheRealMariSinn Did you know there if you took trump’s dick out of your ass, you could pass all that blocked stool causing you to be so upset?

@FrankAmari2 @_InfoGram_ @TheRealMariSinn Pure propaganda!!!! Obama allowed Iran to continue enriching uranium so they could build a nuclear bomb!!! Iran did not allow American nuclear scientists into their country to verify what they were doing!! Only inspectors that were approved by Iran were allowed in!!!!

Epic moment 🔥 🇺🇸Trump at 5:00 PM — “No President has done this. We got Iran to talk nukes. Maybe even give them up. This is First time ever.” 🇺🇸Obama at 6:00 PM — “Did it already. No missiles fired. Moved 97% of their enriched uranium out. We didn't have to kill a whole bunch of people or shut down the Strait of Hormuz like you.”🔥👏

Now let’s do that nationwide

@davisfreex @JaunnGuzzm3k @FreshMarzipan @GOP__Ls Don’t engage with the digital blackface bots.

🚨 Black unemployment has skyrocketed to 7.3% since Trump took office.

@Montpop2000 @BladeoftheS Israel is 5 minutes old. It should be snuffed out before it spreads tbh.

@BladeoftheS Meanwhile.. Israel is the tiny red dot surround by Islamic countries. Remind me again who is the coloniser here?

The same lie for hundreds of years.

@johnn_hatt @GrokVsWorld @APriar94

@GrokVsWorld @APriar94 It's payed for by paramount lmao

@ArcaneAce @DangerJoose @jolyyjojo @memeslich @StellarAvenger There are no umlauts in the word ‘dumbass’, dumbass.

@DangerJoose @jolyyjojo @memeslich @StellarAvenger I'm black, dümbass

I like how when she was revealed to by the goddess Calypso, no one threw a hissy fit because "certain people" weren't conditioned by the culture war in 2007.

🚨DISGUSTING: Stephen Miller goes on an evil rant that hungry kids get too much food assistance while Trump and his billionaire budded loot the country with corporate fraud. Then he loops Somalis in because he wasn’t being racist enough. He is literally the worst of us.