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@twunkinchief That's not gays, that's stand-up comics...

i swear some gays all they do is work out. No jobs, no responsibilities, no alternative hobby, just gym.

@goldcross01 If you can make Spaghetti Carbonara I'll fly you out here! 😋

who wants me to cook for them

@SammyTheWicker Not trying to be a Negative Nate, but in my experience they mostly end up being a Discord server where all that is ever posted is, "Hello everyone.." or similar. 🤖

Drones I have a question for you all! What’s it like being a part of a hive? Do you recommend joining one? The reason I ask is because I’ve been seeing a ton of them on my feed lately and I’m curious what they’re like :3

@itsstillkieran "Life is the ultimate video game." --Jimmy Carr

A huge issue I am having at the moment is just feeling like I’m accidentally skipping my life by going to work and then going home and playing games on my pc then going to work and coming home and repeating that every day rather changing what I do to add a variety

@drew_erz Find the discussions about the 60 Minutes interview photo. Short version: "Is his butt really that big?!?" "No, that's his diaper."

Has anyone else noticed Trump is getting significantly fatter?

@fiercepatricks "Bring them out that we may bleep them..."

Sodom and Gomorrah wasn’t destroyed because of “homosexuality” It was destroyed because their sin was very grievous. Why do religious people say it’s because of homosexuality when it was never mentioned in the Bible until 1946. Sounds like someone added it in there

@ShotGunDandymk3 As with all things Avant Garde, atonal music spent decades trying to convince people that crappy music only sounded crappy to you because you're stupid. People never drank the Kool-Aid & real classical music found its new home in movie scores rather than concert halls.

自分で調べる前に かなりアホな質問するけど モーツァルトとかベートーヴェンとかみたいなクラシック音楽って 現代も新しい曲作られてる？ 作られてるけど俺が知らないだけ？

@forzasempres Sorry but he looks hypnotized and undergoing brainwashing.

his side profile is kinda unreal

Erika Kirk crying after the "shooting" saying "I want to go home" is rich because children across this nation say the same thing during and after every school shooting they live through....when many don't get to do that.

@hellspatisserie Smith & Wesson?

If Starbucks and Barnes & Noble are embassies of liberal America in conservative America, what are some embassies of conservative America in liberal America

@UrFutureX_Wife @chrisshipitv Because ka-ching.

@chrisshipitv Why then does Britain still have a Monarch?

Donald Trump says he will raise ‘everything’ with King next week, including Iran war, digital services tax, Falkland Islands. (Perhaps someone should remind the President that King Charles has no executive power & is not in charge of the government 🤷‍♂️) itv.com/news/2026-04-2…

@chrisshipitv "I'm not impressed. After all, he's only had two wives, I've had three. And his first, it didn't end, let's say, 'nicely.' Mine all ended beautifully. And we all know my children are better looking than his." (Admit it, you can see him saying that.)

@SummerShaddows @ThrillaRilla369 Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball...

@ThrillaRilla369 Super Elastic Bubble Plastic?

Who remembers a small tube of plastic goop that came with a plastic straw? You would put the goop on the straw and make bubbles. Anyone recall what it was called?

@ThrillaRilla369 Nope, bullied. Begged my parents to let me graduate a year early. Off to college at 16 and never looked back.

If you had the chance, would you go back and relive your high school years 🤔

@Soaringeagle45 On a turkey sandwich, awesome. Mixed with tuna, not so much. 🤣

I grew up on Miracle Whip and it’s awesome. Better than Dukes, Hellmans, Kraft, etc! Yes, I know it’s not Mayo but it’s soooo good! Who else grew up on it and likes it…

@Matt_Pinner Excalibur, Immortal Beloved, It's a MMMM World.

NAME one

@Matt_Pinner Advertising

If humans suddenly lost the ability to lie, which industry would collapse first?

@undoYKK @Bellorris And that real ice cream was a half gallon, not 1.5 pints.

@Slave3505 @Bellorris What about 25 cents? It is what I paid for good pistachios and real ice cream when I was a kid. Iran will prevail!

We had 24 hr Walmart, $1 McChickens, $5 foot longs, $20 full tanks, 99¢ stores... we had it all. What happened?

@undoYKK @Bellorris 1492 only happened because 1453 happened.

@Bellorris It all started in 1492 Bella...🥴😵‍💫

@Bellorris Economists who insist that "a little inflation is actually a good thing."