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Just tryin to be a ninja turtle

@Lael247 @spectatorindex That’s not inflation.

@spectatorindex When gas hits $4 again, you know inflation isn’t done reminding everyone who’s in charge.

BREAKING: US gas prices hit $4, the highest since 2022.

@linerwrathful @spectatorindex Listen to yourself

@spectatorindex During Biden term it was actually more expensive.

@spectatorindex “Hit” they’ve been there

After 1 week of Japanese twitter

@kelly4freedom Year twins!

Just incase yall were wondering why I’m so based 💅

@FutterBucker @DavidRobinr0 @mikemcC2192990 @_TruthZone_ He won’t respond

@DavidRobinr0 @mikemcC2192990 @_TruthZone_ NPR? You’re a fucking stooge. Have it from your very own whitehouse, dipshit. whitehouse.gov/presidential-a…

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE $5K DOGE CHECKS? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE $2K TARIFF CHECKS? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE IRS BEING ABOLISHED? WHAT HAPPENED TO AFFORDABLE LIVING?

@_Maybe_May Friend, hope, vodka

@_eat_pray_lift Right?

@SmilingFenrir So awesome 😎

After 1 week of Japanese Twitter

@nyantamach222 Luna and Tula

アメリカの猫が好きな皆さんへ 日本語が自動翻訳されて英語で表示される様になったみたいですね。 日本でも猫たちの可愛さは変わりません。 この写真の猫は今年２１歳になりました。 あなたの飼っている猫見せてくれませんか？

to everyone who likes goth girl's smile

@Sam2UGS @LeePatekar @disclosetv Quite literally

@LeePatekar @disclosetv Did he start a war unprovoked?

JUST IN - Trump says if deal is not reached with Iran and Hormuz Strait opened, U.S. "will conclude our lovely 'stay' in Iran by blowing up and completely obliterating all of their Electric Generating Plants, Oil Wells and Kharg Island (and possibly all desalinization plants!)."

@pika_nekopanda @TommyFaceOnFire Luna and Tula

めっちゃノリ良くて楽しいアメリカの兄弟たち！ 最近肉ばっか見すぎてない？ たまにはかわいい動物も見せてよ🐱🐶 これは俺の愛猫！まだ小さかった時だよ！

@SmilingFenrir He’d already gotten treats twice today 😆

Livingston is annoyed that I’m not coming out in the rain and wind to give him treats but cmon I’m in the middle of a bind-off come back tomorrow buddy

@Thora_Strong1 @GiaMMacool @1stPhorm

@SmilingFenrir @GiaMMacool @1stPhorm You are quite the risk taker 🤭

My top 5 meal prep hacks because dieting forces me to get creative 🙃

@RaymondBerengar @dissidentwest Where in America do those Iranians live?

@dissidentwest Destroying the IRGC benefits the entire world; especially the Iranians.

Hey we may not have gotten $5k DOGE checks, $2k tarriff rebates, 20 million deportations, the abolishment of the IRS and the Department of Education or cheaper gas but at least we got a war that nobody wanted that doesn't benefit us in any material way whatsoever.

@AgingAnarchist Yes, we mean it

アメリカ人やさしいからXで「ウチのバーベキュー食べに来いよ！」って言ってる人の家にガチで行っても大丈夫だと思う。空港まで迎えにきてくれるだろうし泊めてくれるだろうし腹一杯肉を食わせてくれてクリスマスには家族の写真が入ったカードを送ってくれる。懐が深いんだよ。カリフォルニア民以外。

@Thora_Strong1 @GiaMMacool @1stPhorm If you're feeling super adventurous you can use chicken, too

@GiaMMacool @1stPhorm You are hilarious… but it really is that simple