StopTheWorld...

@NoContextBrits A telling indictment of the state of eye tests in the UK

Only a true Brit will instantly recognise these.

@anon_opin Yep. Those and the omnipresent tanks everyone seems to need these days.

Having just seen someone lose control whilst changing lanes in dry conditions, I've never been more convinced that high powered cars should require a different driving licence.

@johnrobb77 Mine's on the way from @RoughTrade , looking forward to reading it. Next book purchase will be yours, John!

Cognitive Dissident by Jason Wood and Matt Johnson –Book Review 'an epic series of interviews with Matt Johnson of THE THE, covering everything from childhood through career success and personal loss to his 21st-century comeback.' louderthanwar.com/cognitive-diss…

@BBCNews It's a familiar story. I swear it's done on purpose. It saves a fortune if we all die before any care or treatment is provided

'My husband finally got full-time care – he died a week later' bbc.in/4ucvO6j

@richughesy @BBCNews 'Shoot that poison arrow' and maybe don't miss this time

@BBCNews Can’t see Martin Fry getting involved.

Melania Trump urges ABC to 'take stand' on Jimmy Kimmel after widow joke bbc.in/49cIBgR

@thethe Not looking. Awaiting delivery!!

Cognitive Dissident is published this Thursday. A glimpse inside the book ahead of release. #thethe #mattjohnson #mattjohnsonthethe #jasonwood

@anon_opin Was a long time ago. People have moved on. Maybe you should too.

I just think that young people, even in former mining towns, don't hate Margaret Thatcher enough.

@BBCNews And they say there's no money around

Signed Oasis 'Wonderwall' guitar sells for $96,000 bbc.in/4d1LIur

@anon_opin Get too slippery so they slip from your hand. When they hit the floor they're buggered!

Electric toothbrushes are too easy to knock over, this is an obvious design flaw that has never been rectified.

@anon_opin Except maybe Wham!

Band names shouldn't contain punctuation.

@anon_opin When I was a youngster I heard Science Friction, I think on Magpie or a similar children's programme. At 61 I still remember the thrill hearing it gave me. It was easily the record that woke me up! Can't say I've followed them as such but this post has reignited something

XTC are, by a distance, the best band since the Beatles. Heirs apparent, in fact. Andy Partridge up there with the best songwriters in history. Their run of albums from Drums and Wire to Non-such the greatest of all time. Not one track below a 7/10

@anon_opin If you had to wash your kit yourself you wouldn't do it!

Knee slide celebrations in football should be a red card offence.

@BBCNews Booking.com has been compromised for years

@NoContextBrits Tim Brooke-Taylor still eating out on this story?

@stephenRB4 I recall a work colleague absolutely non plussed by the fact my Dad loved The Rolling Stones. He's the same age as them and he's been a fan for as long as they've been a band you effing idiot!!

The ageism on social media is wild! Most recently, a young woman saying that men aged 40 or above shouldn’t go to live music events because it’s ’weird’. Really? Go fuck yourself. People, whatever their age, can enjoy whatever music they want to. And I’ll say nothing about the young folk prancing about in their Nirvana t-shirts who can’t name the bass player or name more than two songs off ‘Nevermind’.

@anon_opin Not a new thought

It isn't bad weather, it's inappropriate clothing.

@CommuterDreamer @anon_opin You should be getting some sort of bonus for covering the boss. We called it "stepping up bonus" in my place of work. I know HR are generally regarded as crap but I'd push this with them

@anon_opin I wish. just covered for my bosses second 3 month paternity leave. got piss all, just agro

You should get a bonus for covering someone else's duties during sick leave or maternity leave.

@BBCNews I don't understand the headline

Labrinth not involved in Euphoria's third season bbc.in/48llssg

@LputdFi @NoContextBrits Alright Trump

@NoContextBrits Favorite? The British are responsible for 90% of the world problems today

@purpleblue248 @anon_opin Lol. I think he has the same agent as Davina. Everywhere all the effing time!!

@StopTheWorld9 @anon_opin I only knew him from im a celebrity, he didnt even fucking win that year

The problem with UK Comedy is that one actually funny comedian gets famous then brings all their unfunny cunt friends with them.