Greg Sumner

This clown is using my face to sell gold. Can't say I blame him. @WillDevane

.@AbbyEwingSumner When you have my kind of money, Blondie, it can buy happiness, too.

.@BitchyxBlonde Daughter? Since when do I have a daughter? What the hell, @Paige__Matheson?

That moron Mark St. Claire stole all of my gold. Someone has to pay for this. #headingtotheyacht

Hey, people. Sign this for me, will you? change.org/p/shout-factor…

@RuthGalveston What the hell are you doing here? Shouldn't you be rotting in a coffin?

@omg_productions Thanks, pal! I appreciate your support.

I will be counting on your vote in next Tuesday's Presidential Election. I guarantee that I will help the economy -- after all, I buy gold.

@LauraAverySum Laura? What the hell? I thought you were dead. Hold on, I'll send Carlos over with a shovel.

Look at me. Now look at your man. Sadly, he isn't me, but if he bought gold from Rosland Capital, he could be rich like me. I'm on a horse.

@claudialonow The only exercise I do is "strip croquet." I promise, it'll solve that problem.

@jmesposito @knots_landing @Gianni862 Nah, Laura rolled her eyes at strip croquet. Dye it blonde. And wear a thong.

@jmesposito @knots_landing @Gianni862 Sure, why not. I've always wanted to try batting for the other team.

@jmesposito @knots_landing Crochet? I don't knit. But I could go for a game of strip croquet.

@Knots_Landing I'm the only man she wants. I have money, power, class, and I'm damn good looking. Who wouldn't want this?

@Anne_Matheson @Knots_Landing Why the hell did you send a geisha to my house?

@Anne_Matheson @Knots_Landing How do you know if I'm disappointed or not? But I've always wanted to sleep with you. Or a geisha.

@Anne_Matheson Well, Christ, Annie! Don't be so secretive. Where is the Italian gigolo now? In my barn?

I buy gold every chance I get. I even like the feel of gold. What's in YOUR safe?

@LauraAverySum Then take an aspirin!