Free Range Karla

Cotton sweatshirt for USA 250 or any American holiday (planning Thanksgiving outfits yet?). Great for chilly nightime fireworks or July 4th parades in the northwest, The Rockies, or Alaska. Bold with stars and stripes & the American Flag. You can't get less subtle than this.

@milkandmarrow This is useful to have when shopping for swimsuits.

Hello its water season please remember to buy your kids swimsuits in bright warm colors, I just watched a kid slip right under because you could not see him in his baby blue gingham at all. Been at the lake for 15 min and disaster is already knocking.

Whoa. It's waaaay bigger than I expected. The results are so much better with fresh baking powder. Funny that.

@redhotnerd Margarine, the 80s spawned margarine. Even in New Zealand where we have a glut of butter 🧈

Ok, so, you’re out of your mind. We had Olestra, the Atkins Diet, the South Beach Diet, sodium substitutes (potassium chloride), the Ronco Rotisserie, The George Foreman Grill (fat reducing grilling machine), Slim-Fast ffs! McDonald’s replaced their fry oil with vegetable oil in the 90’s, & a bunch of other stuff: 🧵

@KettlebellDan I call subsets of X Twitter, like 'Mom Twitter' or 'Libertarian Twitter'. Just had a better ring to it. At least he didn't name it Honker 📯

I don’t hear anyone calling 𝕏 “Twitter” anymore Good job everyone

If I was able to get away with the red white & blue in New Zealand on July 4th I'd be partial to the one at the top left. But the short sleeve cotton one might be more versatile. (Yes these patterns are designed by me & are in my store, usually on sale on weekdays)

@TheBabylonBee Discovers it's like the World Series but with more than one country.

@TheBabylonBee Generation X will never be 'old'

@PatrickSmi80871 @SGTWipper1Each My father taught me this trick. You eat fast or you don't eat at all.

@SGTWipper1Each You can in a restaurant, they wolf down their food and then tap their foot impatiently waiting for everyone else to finish so they can leave

How do you know if someone is a Veteran? Can you tell by looking at them?

@SGTWipper1Each Around here (I live near an airbase & army base) the giveaway is it's the missing limbs but otherwise strong body.

@amitylee13 It's called European Summer Tan 🏝️ All the rage

Someone please tell me this is AI.

Going retro on the egg bread today. It's been years since this was used. So far it isn't catching fire 🔥, such a bonus!

@clazz101 @SweetPea1636 Good to hear, thanks. It'll be interesting to see what they say but failure rate is super important to clarify. My kid was born with a cleft palate so I'm not sure if that changes when they think it's best to do it. I'd rather wait until she can cope better.

@SundayFarmWife @SweetPea1636 Ex dental tech here 12 or 13 is the right age when you start at 8-9 you come back at 14 for a new set 80% of the time

How are these orthodontist talking these parents into getting their kids braces at 8 and 9 years old????

@mesa_mese @SweetPea1636 It's hard on them at this age but might easier to monitor compliance than a teen. I did mine at 40 years old & it was brutal.

@SundayFarmWife @SweetPea1636 Same! At my son’s next dentist appointment we’re gonna talk about it but Idk he might need them.

@mattvanswol I'm so glad we are not monkeys

Cute theory, let's play it out. A monkey hoards a trillion bananas. The troop, enraged, beats him to death. They gather around the pile to feast at last. But... oh wait, there is no pile. It turns out the "bananas" were shares in a banana-launching company the dead monkey founded. The shares were worth a trillion because he was alive to run it. Now he is dead and the stock is worth $0. The retarded monkeys have clubbed their way into a recession. But it gets worse. Half the "bananas" were tied up in a rocket that supplies bananas to monkeys on the far mountain who had no bananas at all. Another chunk was tied up in a little satellite dish that beamed banana coordinates to the troop after a flood took out their trees. So now they realized they beat to death the only monkey who knew how the dish worked. So the monkeys sit there. No bananas. No rockets. No coordinates to get more banananas. Just a dead body and a powerful sense of fairness as they all now became infinitely poorer. OH And somewhere a smaller monkey watches the whole thing and quietly decides he will never build anything in front of these animals again.

@shoujowife I was 9 weeks last time when I had to tell everyone. Bump was like boom 💥 here I am !

i thought my bump was mostly from bloating but i swear it’s not going down now not even in the mornings… i’m 11 weeks today is it too early to show like this?? did they miss a baby on the ultrasound???

@mattvanswol @AOC Lolz that's hilarious, you could say Hillaryarious.

@AOC You literally make the American people pay for someone to hold an umbrella for you in the rain so you can tell the camera you want to tax the rich. Please... Sit down.

But taxing wealth so normal people can afford to see a doctor and not go bankrupt over inhalers is radical left. OK

@AOC Wealth doesn't exist in a monetary form until it's liquidated. If you're talking about taxing real money, that's income tax or capital gains tax. That's a real conversation but best not be wasting a dime of taxpayer money before you start it.

@NYCMayor He paid the biggest single tax bill in history so you're even

Reason #1,000,000,000,000 why we should tax the rich.

@GavinNewsom Why did you spend all that money on high speed un-rail & overpriced diapers then?

Americans are struggling to pay for groceries and gas while Elon Musk becomes a TRILLIONAIRE. When the federal government is for sale, the rich get richer and everyone else gets shafted. The system is rigged.