Super Meme Dump

This account is for humour, exaggeration, and commentary on the absurdities of politics and society. If you’re offended, please remember: it’s probably a joke. No harm intended — ever. If you’re uncertain whether something is satire… it is. 😉

Proof that NPC’s do exist

Gun to your head would u rather eat a strawberry or a grape or a peach or a orange or a nectarine or a cherry or a apple or a tangerine

Can someone point me to exactly at what point in history everything started going to absolute shit?

@BowTiedYukon If any women like this body type… if you get wet over this body type… and super turned on and love it… Get in touch with me 🤣

Fat…this is fat…fuck…the bar is so fucking low…it doesn’t have to be this way…it shouldn’t be this way…this is low testosterone and a signal of surrender…fucking disgusting honestly

@killallmenfr Peak male form

A couple eating pizza on the street when an iguana shows up, asks for a slice, gets it, and leaves happily..

@thedarshakrana They started pecking softly

The Woodpecker is the only proof that God really exists. And I'm going to prove it to you right NOW:🧵

@iluminatibot Let me guess The aliens are pedos They are literally going to blame it all on “aliens”

The White House posted this Aliens are already here

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@PromptLLM I just wrote mine out. All it says is “he had a huge dick”

Insane idea from Opus 4.8

Don’t mention your age. Just post one of the earliest tv shows or cartoons you remember watching as a child. I’ll go first Duck Tales

What people actually wanted to see at the Soy Enhanced Games 😂

Who is a Star Wars fan? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣

@cavempty_ Nothing ever really touches at the atomic level so technically you don’t actually hit the floor Its the tiny air barrier between you and the floor that kills you then… Or a heart attack on the way down

If you were to jump off a skyscraper it’s not the fall that kills you. scientists literally do not know what kills you

Ugliest women Weakest men Dirtiest cities Horrible culture Worst weather Disgusting rivers Filthy sea Polluted air Stinkiest food Which country is this?

@ARBICCH This happened to me and it ruined my life

🚨 تخيل تحرق 5 سنين من عمرك… وبالنهاية ما يبقى لك إلا الفتات. لو حطيت 100 ألف دولار في هالعملات وقت قمة 2021، اليوم رصيدك بيكون أقل من 3 آلاف دولار فقط سوق الكريبتو ما يرحم أحد… وفي ناس للحين عايشة على أمل إن الرجعة قريبة بعد ما راحت أعمارهم وهم يطاردون حلم الثراء السريع.

Just about lost my life savings in @opulousapp. My partner left. Took me years to save that money up. Don't have much to live for anymore except memes. I guess that makes me the meme. Gotta laugh... it's either that or end it all

@tsuga_san I did this for 5 hours straight too long maybe?? how do i reverse the effects?

顔が老ける人の共通点。 表情筋を使ってない。 だから ・ほうれい線 ・たるみ ・ぼやけ顎 が出る。 ペン(割り箸)くわえて 30秒動かすだけで フェイスライン変わる。 顔も筋肉。 サボると老ける。 via Instagram mertsatelier

Genuine question, are cave explorers not worried about the water down there in regards to bacteria and diseases? I can't imagine pools of probably stagnant water probably full of bat shit is very good for you.

@halfexposure It’s fine as long as she lets you smash

Having a wife is like if a jew lived in your home