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Wow. Everything is a helicopter parent Seriously… this is crazy

Martin Shkreli says believing Big Pharma hides cures is a “below 60 IQ take” “If you actually know anything about making medicine, you don’t half-make a medicine. You either make it or you don’t. The idea that companies would hold back a real cure makes no sense, because the first one to solve it wins everything”

Pitbull haters, this one is for you

@iluminatibot youtu.be/K3amZao-oHU?si…

Environmentalist claims you can drink a whole quart of glyphosate and “it won’t hurt you.” The interviewer calls his bluff and offers him a glass of glyphosate. The interview ends 22 seconds later.

@Naam_kafi_hai @grok So good he was already removed

Hey @grok remove the best JOKER of all time !!

@onlydubsX “Inpossible”

Jada Pinkett Smith says no matter how hard Will Smith tried to make her happy it didn’t work, adding she later realized it wasn’t his responsibility, which led her to seek happiness in other people while still married, claiming it helped her heal 😳🤔

@MemeNonLibs “They’re not conditioned to anticipate danger.”

“Women are watching the world burn! We are losing more rights!” -Liberal saying all the husbands are apathetic to all the “crisis” is the world What rights are women losing again? 😂✨🌈

🚨🚨TWIST ENDING🚨🚨

@folaoftech youtube.com/shorts/Fp2cDHc… That’s cute.

Work from home setup……Bro I'll sleep while working if I have this set up😂

In 1983, KISS revealed their faces without makeup for the first time

@BrilynHollyhand Maybe another 37 years. He’s been dead since 1989.

How long until Ayatollah Khomeini becomes eligible to vote as a registered Democrat in the 2026 midterms and his address receives 47 ballots?

Which animal has enough punch power to knock you out

🚨 THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE McDONALD’S CEO MEETS A BURGER FOR THE FIRST TIME A guy watches the clip of McDonalds CEO Chris Kempczinski and absolutely dismantles it. “Tested in Portugal… Germany… Canada… may even be fit for human consumption.” Then the bite. Awkward grip. Measured chew. “That will be enough of the product for me, thank you.” The burger barely changes shape. “This man does NOT eat McDonald’s.” “He looks like he’s presenting it to investors.” He sells it to billions. He eats it like a prototype. Does this look authentic to you?

@OrwellNGoode Welcome to [State]. If you don’t like the weather, just wait twenty minutes.

“I teach elementary general music - my students call me Maestro” “I’m non-binary and just use one name” “Here are names my students have called me - that isn’t Maestro” Not only is it a mental illness - it’s also an extreme form of narcissism.

@xruiztru Hey Mr. Geography, Hawaii is part of the USA. Why did you exclude them from the map? There are also multiple island territories that are part of the USA. Why did you exclude them as well? Are they not United Statesian enough?

Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl show reminded millions of viewers of something geography never forgot: America is a continent. The United States is just one country in it.

HEY DJ, HIT MAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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