Marcelo 🇧🇷

“Dad why is my first name Poatan?”

@SpursArmyTweets @Radiqtion Honestly I’d argue our medical team have gotten worse I cannot remember Kane or any of our player in thr Poch era being out for a year and a half

🤕 Something isn’t right. It’s becoming OBSCENE now, especially with the numbers of times it has happened, all within the same year… ‼️🧐 🇸🇪 Dejan Kulusevski picked up a knee injury against Crystal Palace - 11th May 2025. 🗣️ Fans told it was “just a knock” 🏥 May 2025: Deki requires surgery 🕰️ ‘Will only miss a few months’ 🤐 Radio silence on a possible return date 😳 February 2026: “Don’t know” when he’ll return 🤦‍♂️ March 2026: Another procedure takes place 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Dominic Solanke picked up an ankle injury during pre-season - July 2025. ✅ August 2025: Injury is NOT serious 🏆 Features in Super Cup + opening PL games 🤦‍♂️ 30th August 2025: Solanke suffers ankle injury 📈 October 2025: Solanke “progressing well” ⏳ Set to return after November int’l break 🤷‍♂️ No sign of Solanke’s return to action ❌ December 2025: Spurs confirm no setback ⚽️ January 2026: Solanke finally returns 🇬🇭 Mohammed Kudus picked up a groin injury against Sunderland - 4th January 2026. 🫠 Scan shows injury worst than first feared 🕰️ Set to miss approx. three months ✈️ February 2026: Travels to expert in Amsterdam 📈 March 2026: “Progressing very well” 🔜 March 2026: “Back in TEN days” - Igor Tudor 🐈‍⬛ Aiming to return for Sunderland (A) 🤦‍♂️ April 2026: Relapse, season over 🏥 Kudus requires surgery to rectify setback THREE players, all with the same issue. We were told to expect “WHOLESALE MEDICAL TEAM CHANGES” - yet we’ve seen little evidence to fix it.

@BlindBearMedia No

Does Magomed Ankalaev fight for the belt against the winner at UFC 327?

@Home_of_Fight @JakeNoecker This sport is better when we had raw real personalities Were some of them a little over the top of course, but this WWE schick needs to go

🇲🇽 😐 Josh Hokit was asked about Jiri Prochazka backstage altercation and he chose to keep mexican character. He said he'll keep this character from now on. 🎥 @Home_of_Fight / @JakeNoecker

@ChickenKingMMA I would disagree the technique was poor, but I think people are counting out that the kid saw a guy finished and finished him. He has real killer instincts and aggression. Polish his approach and he can definitely be a contender.

Tommy McMillen’s skills are underrated You can call this sloppy, but unconventional brawlers like Tommy are the best in the game

@MMAFIXED Even the HW blobs in the old days were built different man Hunt had real speed, explosion, and power when he threw

Mark Hunt at 43 years old wobbling and dropping 26 year old Curtis Blaydes. Blaydes would go on to win a decision.

@AzamatMurza @BorrachinhaMMA Brazil with you bratha

Você vai morrer! @BorrachinhaMMA #ufcmiami

@acdmma_ @knockout_stars We don’t like him because he feeds into the stereotypes about us He was also a Charles hater and got humbled

I had no idea that Paulo Costa was so HATED by his own people in Brazil 😳 Azamat Murzakanov is currently receiving a WAVE of support from Brazilian MMA fans to leave Paulo Costa “dead” at UFC 327 this weekend

@_onlyscott Nuno Mendes?

Guess the player? 👀 Very Hard

@ZenniRMFC All of them 😭

Who should stand for Courtios to sit...

@2Jab_1Cross Khabib would never attempt a sneaky gilly like Olives. I think he would lose by split decision but it would be closer than people think. He was robbed vs Gamrot and he gave Islam a tough fight at 23 on short notice. I have been saying Arman is championship material for a while.

This guy thinks he’d beat Khabib? Arman is hilarious these days… 🤣🤣

@PickemMMA Kids acting like Dustin didn’t go through losses early in his career. This isn’t a diss on the diamond he is a phenomenal fighter, but he went through his losses early just like most fighters.

People were out here calling him the next Dustin 😭

@SirPunchalot69 People try to tell me the skill and talent is leagues above the old heads 🫣

What an awful awful fighter

@HotspurLane Kulu for the work rate and goal threat

If you could have either Dejan Kulusevski or James Maddison FULLY FIT for the rest of the season for #THFC, who are you choosing? 🤔

@HorrorMMA I’d argue that he lowkey ruined it with all the divas he inspired. Everybody wants vacate, no one wants to take tough stylistic match ups.

Conor McGregor literally is

@PoirierGaethje Nah these uncs have real skin in the game, we will never see warriors with longevity like them again

It’s crazy how much 155 sucks ass right now, it genuinely feels like a dead division filled with uncs that refuse to lose to any young person

@MmaUnderdogz Getting rocked by a 59 year old Glover who still has skin in the game is way less embarrassing than being slept by Kennedy Nzechukwu 😭

Bro got rocked by 50 year old Glover… Yet he’s supposed to be the fav against a Mexican Australian? #UFC327

@WonderbreadMMA @Fred_UFC_LFC Tbf every NFL athletic dude who has entered the UFC aside from Lesnar (who had wrestling credentials) gets face planted by some blub Tai Tuivas could unironically chin this meat head alongside those glass jawed NFL bums

This is what UFC Heavyweights would be like if the UFC paid NFL level salaries btw

@ChampRDS @guicruzzz He should be stripped, no one eith brain cells recognizes him as a champ anyways.

🚨 BREAKING: Joshua Van is OUT of his title fight against Tatsuro Taira at UFC 327, per @guicruzzz

@2Jab_1Cross Tbf Francis had one knee in that fight and his isn’t as accurate as Poatan as well. Francis most definitely has power but not as much technique compared to Alex imo.

Ngannou couldn’t KO Gane… Can Alex do it with a left hook?

@Jay_Rilla23 @DovySimuMMA @nxrth1899 Poatan destroyed this guys title reign a minute buddy

@DovySimuMMA @nxrth1899

Heavyweight Poatan