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@TJCJunior
Son of 2 USMC Captains, former Fed LEO. Roman Catholic. Aspiring Napper. Raconteur. No Nigerians. NO DM’s. NO DM’s. no dm’s
Walking Dead, GA. เข้าร่วม Ağustos 2012
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A young Irish girl goes to confession...
And says, “Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
The priest replies, “Go ahead, my child.”
“Well”, she says, “Last night I made love to me boyfriend... FIVE TIMES! And it was GLORIOUS, Father. He made me tingle all over, and I swear it was as though I was seein’ the stars in my passion. And, I think I may have wailed like a banshee. More than once. And me legs was all wibbly wobbly, even the next mornin’. But, I know that makin’ love to me boyfriend before marriage is a sin, and I’ve come seekin’ absolution.
The priest sits back, rubs his forehead, and looks at the young lass and says, “Right. What I need for you to do is go down to Mr. O’Malley’s market and get four good sized lemons. Go home, cut them in half, and squeeze the juice into a nice tall glass and drink in down straight away.”
The girl looks at the priest with a confused look and asks, “ Will that absolve me of me sin, Father?”
“NO, but it’ll wipe the smile off yer face!”
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From snatching bags to catching Leadicillin
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A girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said.
"Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy.
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36 Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"No Honey, it's because you're 24."
🤣🤣
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Cool! I wanna fly this approach!
Turbine Traveller@Turbinetraveler
Airbus A319 landing at Paro International Airport, known for being one of the most challenging airports in the world for landing, due to proximity of steep Himalayan mountains and narrow valleys, very short visual approach distance, no radar assistance, and short runway.
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No source yet. Standby for the release. There’s some serious shit going on right now.
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Englishman: "That's your dog?"
Welshman: "Aye"
Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?'
Welshman: "Dog doesn't talk.”
Englishman: Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doing all right."
Welshman: (look of shock)
Englishman: Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman)
Dog: "Yep."
Englishman: How's he treating you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play."
Welshman: (Look of total disbelief!)
Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Welshman: "Horse doesn't talk.”
Englishman: "Hey, horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
Welshman: (Extreme look of shock!)
Englishman: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Welshman)
Horse: "Yep."
Englishman: "How's he treating you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice stable to protect me from the weather."
Welshman: (Look of total amazement!)
Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Welshman: "That sheep's a f00king liar!!”
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Jim Caviezel, the actor known for portraying Jesus in "The Passion of the Christ" , shared a personal experience from years after the film's production.
During a heart surgery at the Cleveland Clinic in 2014, related to complications that traced back to being struck by lightning on set,he died on the operating table. His heart stopped, and doctors Dr. Gillinov, and Dr. Griffin witnessed it and brought him back.
In that moment, he described leaving his body and seeing the entire room from above: the doctors panicking and working urgently to revive him, the space around him, everything happening below.He felt no pain at all. Instead, there was an overwhelming sense of calm. He experienced incredible peace and love, something profound and welcoming, as if it was waiting for us all. He emphasized that when you die, it's peaceful; breathing stops, but the feeling is amazing and unlike anything on earth. He said he was supposed to return, that God wasn't finished with him yet.
He remains alive and continues his work today.
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@0nlyk1tt3n Absolutely. He played the system and invaded capture for over 30 years. The good guys finally got them. I guess life sucks for him. Good.
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