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@jonbonchoyv I should have done the same.

@TSBasementBar i cant lie, in my old age i fell asleep, but moon sounds good

I need @jonbonchoyv in that fucking Brewers bullpen YESTERDAY. Fire Grant “covered in piss” Anderson into the moon.

@jonbonchoyv Keep it hushed though, don’t tell the boys.

hoppy easter he is risen

Visiting my wife’s grandparents at their new retirement facility. Might leave the yap in the couch cushion of the community room sofa. Get the olds buzzin. 💨

Can someone put these tits on Bernie Brewer for me? Getting a tattoo done.

Got the type of buzz that makes you look for opposite jersey colors in the parking lot.

Since no one else will say it, a $5.59 Filet-o-fish?!?! Absurd.

Sneakin a J behind the yard shed season is officially back.

@BFW Anyone say Norfolk St. for the “two mascots” brain teaser?

Kentucky-Santa Clara under 157.5 loss destroyed me. I’ve lost my last seven. I’m putting myself in timeout until the night games. To pass my time I’m jotting in my notebook.

@jonbonchoyv There’s a yearning to know how many weeks he was top scorer. Like a lost bible verse.

i need an old timer on a barstool to talk to me for 25 minutes about the best high school basketball player he ever saw in 1964

I’m so excited to get fucked up and move snow.

Most nights it’s a sleeve of Nutter Butters and a half gallon of milk. Not tonight, tonight it was 3 double Gin and juices. 👍🏼

@jonbonchoyv Employee of the Month, Without a Paddle, Role Models.

whats the best portable dvd player movie

Did @lildickytweets and @whiskeyginger_ have a son cloned?

Proud of @tomsegura and his performance today for the Latvian Paralympics Curling Team. Absolute sniper.

Things I never thought I’d say as a parent: “Stop touching the dog’s penis with your head.”

“Psst!” *passes note* “Happy Friday, @jonbonchoyv”

@NotLukaGarza @SamDiSalle Taking food out of my kids mouths, guy.

The fuck @SamDiSalle ??

Uncle Sam took 1/3 of my paycheck. youtu.be/sqSA-SY5Hro?si…

@BarstoolBigCat @BarstoolYak Need the KB Geography clip

Brandon once took Imodium every day for a week