Ian Wilson, Organic Illustrator

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@KKalvaitis @Dutch_Agent @NRLaPoint Oh Fflewdddur, my dear Fflewddur

@TheGr8Scot @Dutch_Agent @NRLaPoint The movie looks and sounds gorgeous, and John Hurt as the Horned King is inspired. HOWEVER, it mashes up the first two books awkwardly, cuts out Adaon and Ellidyr, and turns Fflewddur into a bumbling old man.

I know this is tired but I am going to die mad about Movie Faramir vs Book Faramir One of the coolest minor characters ever, AND he marries Eowyn (spoilers for a 70 year old books series btw) Book Faramir is a total gigachad and the movies did him so dirty

@KKalvaitis @Dutch_Agent @NRLaPoint Never seen it. Big Prydain fan, I've just never gotten around to seeing the movie because I heard... things.

@Dutch_Agent @NRLaPoint @TheGr8Scot Its worse if you're a Prydain fan and the closest adaptation we'll ever get is the 80s Black Cauldron that gets so, so, so much wrong. But then I see those Cauldron-Born and I can forgive a lot in the moment.

I feel like I can't believe anything anymore. Everything is fake. No one in this world you can trust.

I have not yet seen Krull (it's on my watchlist) but holy crap, the soundtrack goes hard.

@TheMuppetPastor I didn't know you'd released an album. youtu.be/I3uf-MKNup4?si…

"Apart from me you can do nothing." Somehow I still expect to do *something* on my own. No. Nothing. I can do nothing without Him.

@HansFiene My blood runs too hot for that. I'd wear a loincloth in the summer if it was socially acceptable.

Grown men should largely avoid wearing shorts and should never wear flip flops

Hans Fiene (b. 1980) The Horrifying Love Story of the SPLC and Angry Little Nazi Boyz, 2025 Oil on canvas

@HansFiene This is probably my second favorite video you've ever made.

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@realdirkg Well, that puts a damper on things, doesn't it?

@TheGr8Scot this one is pretty big, actually SPLC has been the source for all those studies that show white supremacy is our nation's biggest problem turns out they are literally the largest funding source to multiple white supremacy groups including the American Nazi party

What the devil is SPLC? Do I even want to know what nonsense you jokers are on about now?

Quite possibly the heaviest illustration of all time.

@JeremyAbrahams8 I didst. I think.

@TheGr8Scot Yes but did you durst

I recall one beta-reader who continuously lectured me about how I used some modern terminology and idioms in my fantasy books and how it wasn't "historically accurate". Ma'am, if I was going to make it historically accurate, I'd have to write in Medieval Welsh.

@EduardHabsburg @POLITICOEurope You were meant for this

@POLITICOEurope ...will...not...rise...to...bait....

Hungary’s next leader, Péter Magyar, wants to revive Central Europe’s clout by tapping into its imperial past. politico.eu/article/peter-…

If anyone would care to try my "unique" prose, my books are here: amazon.com/dp/B097Q314SD?…

People like to poke fun at my "baroque" style of writing prose, but it doesn't matter. My readers like it and that's all that counts.

@TheGr8Scot It's difficult to remind them that when Elijah was taunting the prophets of Baal, he was telling them: "maybe he's taking a shit and can't hear you over the sound of his farts"

I have literally been told that by people who attacked me, and when I proceeded to defend myself, they protested. It did not go well.