Kris Mercer

This game sums up the @Chiefs season. They absolutely choke in clutch moments

20 years with @united

The Chiefs have won 15 games in a row since last season. Over that span, they've beaten the full-strength Dolphins, the Bills, the Ravens twice, the Bengals twice, once with Burrow, and the 49ers twice. They won the Super Bowl. They lost Hollwood Brown before the season, Isaiah Pacheco in Week 2, Rashee Rice early in Week 4, and Jaylen Watson in Week 7. Going on a run like that requires some calls going your way and it certainly requires luck. It also requires greatness. Most NFL teams benefit from the first two every week but very few are great and so very few rattle off 15-straight. If you call yourself a football fan, you should respect what the Chiefs are doing, even begrudgingly. You don't have to like them, you can be sick of them, just like many of us were sick of Brady and the Patriots. Having rivals is what makes sports so much fun. But if you are one of the people whining and crying every week about the refs and you are delusional enough to believe the NFL is rigging games for (checks notes) big market Kansas City, then you aren't really a fan at all. You're just miserable, foolish, or just plain ill-adjusted to traverse a world in which you will sometimes encounter situations that you don't like. Don't worry. If you keep rooting for the Chiefs to lose, you'll eventually get your wish. But if you're waiting for the smoking gun that the NFL is paying off the refs to make sure the Chiefs win you're better off spending your time trying to convince your friends and family that the world is flat.

Today.

The Boys are playin' some October ball!

For the first time since winning the World Series in 2015, the @Royals are headed back to the #postseason! #CLINCHED

The Royals have won 82 games in a season - guaranteeing a winning record - for just the 5th time in the past 30 years.

Year 8 ⏰

The Chiefs traded a WR who is so good and unique that he was just named the #1 player on the NFL Top 100... and then immediately won back to back Super Bowls. You cannot overstate the greatness of the foundational five - Mahomes, Kelce, Jones, Reid, and Spags.

Today I celebrate 19 years working at @united. It’s been a great job. It’s provided amazing opportunities for me and my family. Thankful for the friends I’ve made far and wide. Thanks @MitchellDonise for taking the chance on me. #grateful

Patrick Mahomes’ record against every team in the NFL Arizona Cardinals: (2-0) Atlanta Falcons: (1-0) Baltimore Ravens: (4-1) Buffalo Bills: (4-3) Carolina Panthers: (1-0) Chicago Bears: (2-0) Cincinnati Bengals: (3-3) Cleveland Browns: (3-0) Dallas Cowboys: (1-0) Denver Broncos: (12-1) Detroit Lions: (1-1) Green Bay Packers: (1-1) Houston Texans: (3-1) Indianapolis Colts: (1-2) Jacksonville Jaguars: (5-0) Las Vegas Raiders: (10-2) Los Angeles Chargers: (8-2) Los Angeles Rams: (1-1) Miami Dolphins: (3-0) Minnesota Vikings: (1-0) New England Patriots: (3-2) New Orleans Saints: (1-0) New York Giants: (1-0) New York Jets: (2-0) Philadelphia Eagles: (2-1) Pittsburgh Steelers: (3-0) San Francisco 49ers: (4-0) Seattle Seahawks: (1-1) Tampa Bay Buccaneers: (2-1) Tennessee Titans: (2-2) Washington Commanders: (1-0)

@rbohlender “It’s just a minor setback for my major comeback in my Thumb wrestling career. “

In search of creative responses to use today when asked why I am wearing this brace. Leaning towards “rodeo is a young man’s game“

@DunningAwen I’m sorry this happened to you. It’s inexcusable in any context. I wish he would have been respectful and honored your boundaries.

Bob did it all the time. They said he’d done that to an Israeli diplomat (I believe that was his role). I’ve told multiple women this story & they said it happened to them too. (I heard he hurt someone pinning them & stopped) I was 19. He was 40+. Abuse was normalized. /End

1st time I met Bob Hartley was at his house. He swept my legs out & pinned me down w/ his entire body. I froze. He whispered multiple times, “do you love Jesus?” He let me up when I found a way to whisper “yes” I told my leaders at Metro & they laughed & said 1/2🧵👇🏻

Chiefs playoff history Pre-Mahomes vs. Mahomes era (since 1966): Playoff games Pre-Mahomes: (26 games) Mahomes era: (18 games) Playoff wins Pre-Mahomes: (8 wins) Mahomes era: (15 wins) Super Bowl appearances Pre-Mahomes: (2 appearances) Mahomes era: (4 appearances) Super Bowl titles: Pre-Mahomes: (1 title) Mahomes era: (3 titles)

Patrick Mahomes is the GOAT already…he’s 28 years old and has 3 Super Bowl Wins in 6 years as a starter. Crown him already

Before Mahomes arrived, KC had never hosted an AFCCG & hadn’t played in a SB in 50 years. In the 25 years before he took over, had won ONE playoff game and THREE TIMES were the 1 seed & lost their 1st playoff game. Win today, and it’s the best 5 year stretch in NFL history.

The Chiefs have been in 4 of the last 5 Super Bowls. I never thought I’d see something like this as a Chiefs fan.

In his last six postseason games, Patrick Mahomes has beaten Trevor Lawrence, Joe Burrow, Josh Allen, and Lamar Jackson, the first two coming on a sprained ankle, the last two coming on the road. Remarkable.

WE'RE GOING BACK TO THE SUPER BOWL!!!!!!!!

Remember, the Chiefs get all the calls