Mark Wiggins

Preparing to unicycle home to a broken shower. Not a good idea on such a warm day. Hmm.

@asda @AsdaServiceTeam My daughter moved to London last Friday evening. Ordered food from Asda for delivery Sunday. Didn’t arrive. Phoned Monday, told coming Tuesday. Didn’t arrive. Just called - told not coming. What a disgrace. She’s had no proper food for days.

@stwater Automated call at 2:35am to use less water? Seriously?

@cineworld Guy on the counter said the manager is aware. This was Solihull.

@cineworld Tried to buy brownies with ice cream. Nothing too complicated but they can’t sell them to us as they’re not on the till. Can make. Can’t sell. Brilliant.

In the cheap seats at #GSLSuperTheatre9. Go Upper G!

@marcusbrig Re. headphones, worth checking out Fanny Wangs. Not as bass-heavy as Beats.

@MitchBenn They ran +ve test a few years ago on an old sample but not enough left to repeat test so no conviction. Prob investigating since.

@dopiaza The world needs guinea pigs, er, "early adopters". Thanks for taking one for the team.

@amu_chi7 If a bunch of followers disappear, it's usually because Twitter has purged some dummy accounts. Worry not. People still love you.

I think I know what I'll be reading today. #DouglasAdams60th Now, where's that towel?

New Nanci Griffith album 'Intersection' is out today. Tweet bit.ly/nancigriffith to get two free tracks. Hurrah.

Went to karate. Got kicked in the head. Baked a banana loaf. Yup, another typical evening.

@JasonBradbury That'll be PvZ.

@MitchBenn You realise Greta will be 6 on 111111? That must've taken some planning...

@MitchBenn Cheers for the speedy reply. I don't have either version yet (just going by image on your website) but I've just placed an order.

@MitchBenn I need a POTBBC T-shirt but why does it say Strictly Come Dancing instead of Bruce Forsyth? Yes, I am that sad... #POTBBC

@dopiaza Might do the same. Local Asdas don't stock it but happened to find myself in Small Heath. This is only because of your campaigning.

@dopiaza I was in Asda the other day looking for Mr Singh's sauce only to discover it's not out yet. How long to put a bottle on a shelf?

If you've got a Mac, the Mac Heist bundle is good value. 7 Mac apps for $20 and 3 bonus apps for tweeting about it. http://bit.ly/heist-it