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@The_Finchanator

parody account. none of this is real lol get mad

เข้าร่วม Ocak 2011
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Finch@The_Finchanator·
Of course I’m miserable. Have you even read my tweets?
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Finch@The_Finchanator·
@LostMemeArchive Replies be like “Weave the muwtibiwwion dowwar compamy awone!”
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Lost Internet@LostMemeArchive·
Fans spent 9 years making a full unofficial Pokémon game called Pokémon Uranium. It had new Pokémon, a new region, and even a new “Nuclear” type. It was downloaded over 1.5 million times. Then Nintendo’s lawyers showed up.
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@Rechardart He’d crush you to pieces as soon as speak a word. I get the joke, and believe me, hilarial. But this is a bad example.
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Rech🦦@Rechardart·
How Elden Ring characters would react if you asked their pronouns Starscourge Radahn: “I use any pronouns! Thanks for asking!”
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Finch@The_Finchanator·
@pink_jojobian A fair statement. I used to think the same. I think it’s one of those monsters where your choice of weapon has a huge impact on the fight. With my main the Hunting Horn? Pretty awful encounter. With a Charge Blade? Some of the best perfect guard practice. 10/10 *chef’s kiss*
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Finch@The_Finchanator·
@TweetingGaruga You know this same argument can apply directly to Yian Garuga as well, right?
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TweetingGaruga@TweetingGaruga·
Honestly if Tigrex returns in Wilds how are they even gonna implement him into a game where all monster attacks can be offset? Is he just gonna run like a headless chicken into certain demise?
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@notnotnotdussy0 You’re not gonna believe what we called things before we called them cancer
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dusy:33@notnotnotdussy0·
I miss when teenage boys called stuff they didn't like Cancer now they just say the r slur
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Finch@The_Finchanator·
@Oceaniz96 Didn’t someone just recently get a video of Deviljho eating its tail?
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Oceaniz@Oceaniz96·
"Deviljho does not actually eat his tail" was already a devastating day for the MonHun community but are yall ready for "Dire Miralis does not actually boil the oceans around it"
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Finch@The_Finchanator·
@TweetingGaruga Also, any of the 7 weapons with counters or shields already make you not need to chase it down. So, mostly moot point there.
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TweetingGaruga@TweetingGaruga·
@The_Finchanator Yes. The point is that if we can just keep offsetting the charges there's no need to ever run to avoid it so it'd kinda reduce the "Tigrex chases you throughout the fight" null
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Finch@The_Finchanator·
@TweetingGaruga You’re not gonna be able to offset every charge. That’s like saying “I’ll KO it on every charge” or “I’ll put it to sleep every time it roars”. It’s still a status that needs to fill up and proc.
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Finch@The_Finchanator·
@MHFZZEnjoyer Idk how canon it is, but I like the idea that Fatalis hates the humans so much that it mockingly copies their penchant of making armor out of slain monsters. Fatalis always seemed like more of a villain than a monster.
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Xuanathame@Xuanathame·
@Temi87577473 I used to play pvp, duels were fun but once the DS3 servers went back up the urge to go back was unreal, I miss covenants and solo invasions
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Xuanathame@Xuanathame·
"Elden Ring critiques" always conveniently leave out how Elden Ring has the worst multiplayer in the series and how detrimental that is to the game as a whole because none of them understand how important Multiplayer is to souls games
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Finch@The_Finchanator·
@geoisdefcon @ma1ybe Do you know that condoms are not guaranteed 100% effective?
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JC@geoisdefcon·
@ma1ybe And you’ve been warned your entire fucking life that if you fuck someone without a condom, one of the possible outcomes is that you become pregnant so try to be more fucking responsible you stupid fuck
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Finch@The_Finchanator·
@Abortius You don’t drink it for the taste.
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Ti 📿🪷 VGen
Ti 📿🪷 VGen@Abortius·
Why do people like Alcohol 😭 Am I drinking the wrong type? 🧍
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@Rechardart DS2 is linear. It’s just broken into 5 linear sections, 4 of which you can do in any order.
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Rech🦦@Rechardart·
Perfect souls game: The music of demons souls. The world and atmosphere of dark souls. The non-linearity and level design of dark souls 2. The weapons of bloodborne. The bosses of dark souls 3. The art direction of elden ring.
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Finch@The_Finchanator·
@gandalfsoda I’m pretty sure all the weapon-specific hunter arts go to level 3. I’m like…70% sure of that. But a quick google search will get that sorted. It’s been a hot minute since I played GU.
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paige : STORIES 3 HYPE!!
paige : STORIES 3 HYPE!!@gandalfsoda·
I might be a fake dual blades fan as I’ve been playing this fuckin game since generations released nearly ten years ago and I only realized NOW wolf’s maw doesn’t cap at II
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Jimmy@jiimmyrustlein·
@TugGGSN Oh gee, if only one of the hundreds of people not as gifted as you on the project had considered just selling it. But, it just never occurred to them. Oh wait no, you’re just fucking stupid and you have no idea what you’re talking about. Fuck you. You are subhuman trash.
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Finch@The_Finchanator·
@SLAVEKNIGHTX Sorry it’s not an ADHD simulator with flashing lights and 35 hitboxes per second.
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Finch@The_Finchanator·
@hunterch4fer Why? Nobody likes fat guys. I should know. I’m a fat guy. You’re probably not talking about actually chubby.
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mishi@hunterch4fer·
Need more chubby/fat guy representation in media where instead of being shy and cutesy they're just unapologetically confidant and sexy
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@Raindropsmedia1 I hope the kid went inside to get a knife and end this worthless monkey
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Rain Drops Media@Raindropsmedia1·
A father has gone viral for the way he parents his son. Is this the correct way to teach or discipline a child? 👀🤔
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