Jonathan Sutton

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‼️GAMERS ONLY‼️ Whats one "dead" game, you'd revive rn if you could?

@PodcastTheRide @scottgairdner @phatcarlson @JasonSheridan I need you guys to see this thing I found at an antique mall for Dogpatch USA WHAT IS THIS

@ewwdatsmellll @CursedLavaLamp @Andrevin20 Super sick and not at all pathetic comeback, bro

@CursedLavaLamp @Andrevin20 Try not being a sexual degenerate, vile demon

About this stupid fucking graphic... WV: 28% Democratic, 0 Seats AR: 34% Democratic, 0 Seats IA: 43% Democratic, 0 Seats OK: 32% Democratic, 0 Seats NE: 39% Democratic, 0 Seats SD: 34% Democratic, 0 Seats ND: 31% Democratic, 0 Seats WY: 26% Democratic, 0 Seats MT: 38% Democratic, 0 Seats UT: 38% Democratic, 0 Seats ID: 30% Democratic, 0 Seats AK: 41% Democratic, 0 Seats NC: 48% Democratic, only 4 of 14 seats (28.6%) SC: 40% Democratic, only 1 of 7 seats (14.2%) GA: 49% Democratic, only 5 of 14 seats (35.7%) OH: 44% Democratic, only 5 of 15 seats (33.3%) IN: 40% Democratic, only 2 of 9 seats (22.2%) WI: 49% Democratic, only 2 of 8 seats (25%) KY: 34% Democratic, only 1 of 6 seats (16.7%) TN: 34% Democratic, only 1 of 9 seats (11.1%) FL: 43% Democratic, only 8 of 28 seats (28.6%) MS: 38% Democratic, only 1 of 4 seats (25%) TX: 42% Democratic, only 13 of 38 seats (34.2%) MO: 40% Democratic, only 2 of 8 seats (25%) KS: 41% Democratic, only 1 of 4 seats (25%) AZ: 47% Democratic, only 3 of 9 seats (33.3%)

@hate__criminal @JulioIsKing44 @bradypenn21 Randy Johnson exists

@JulioIsKing44 @bradypenn21 ur whole fucking list is clownish. mariners should be in steroids tier because arod is by far their greatest player ever

Ranking MLB teams based on their greatest player of all time

@mericanaf7 lol sucks to suck

My husband and I are both J6ers. For four years, we endured hell starting with an early morning raid, arrests, pretrial supervision, dozens of court hearings, house arrest, and prison time. We lost the business we built from the ground up. Our families suffered right alongside us. We’re far from alone. 1,600 of us had our lives completely upended by the January 6 prosecutions. I speak for many when I say we want restitution for the homes, businesses, savings, and years stolen. President Trump @POTUS @realDonaldTrump, you’ve already delivered justice through pardons. Now please make restitution happen for those of us who sacrificed everything.

@theaceofspaeder Counterpoint - no it's not

Okay, can we do 50/50 at least? If more than half the ball is in the zone, it is a strike, if not, it is a ball. Because this is dumb. Sorry if that hurts you.

@RafHM @elonmusk Lol "silenced", sure

This completely misses the point Twitter was left-wing because right-wingers were silenced When @elonmusk took over, the Left weren't silenced - they fled to Bluesky. X would be more balanced if they posted again Bluesky is even more biased than X because they ban right wingers for posting content they disagree with It is the same phenomenon time and again: Left-wingers cannot handle views they strongly disagree with. The right are forced to create their own platforms simply because they are not welcome on left-dominated ones. But they do not exclude their ideological opponents. All the academic research also clearly shows that in the USA, Canada and the UK people who are liberal/left-wing are far more intolerant of people with opposing views (ie the right) than people who are conservative/right wing. (Eg Democrats & Labour voters are far less likely to be happy living next door to a Republican or Tory or having one marry into the family than vice-versa. The data is clear and unequivocal).

@AdamSchefter Yeah, fuck the free market! All my republican homies love it when the government controls how we freely engage in commerce!

President Donald Trump signed an executive order Friday designed to limit how long athletes can play college sports and how often they can transfer between schools. More via ESPN’s Dan Murphy: espn.com/college-sports…

@SenTuberville Why not let the free market decide, Tom? What is it about this specific case that makes you think these young men shouldn't have autonomy over themselves?

My NIL bill is simple. You get five consecutive years to play five seasons with one free transfer. If you choose to transfer again, you sit out a year. Proud to be leading the charge to SAVE COLLEGE SPORTS.

@PHNX_Dbacks Hugs are nice

Should we like this? Or is it disgusting?

@lusb15 @SegallEthan @SickosCommittee Conference game? What do you mean...oh right. This is never not going to be weird.

@SegallEthan @SickosCommittee A conference game should not be called. Oregon got a win that they didn't deserve.

This game was 7-3 with Northwestern holding bases loaded one out in the bottom of the 7th, but the umpires just called the game because the game went 3 hours and Oregon had to catch a flight Just a ridiculous ending and robbed us of a thrilling finish @SickosCommittee

@currentlysneeds Go enjoy your safe space, you won't be missed

Not every day you get blocked by your favorite childhood band. For the record I was subscribed to their email list for some reason but I guess it's just unreasonable to not want New York liberals to hector you into attending anti-Trump protests.

find yourself a girl who knows how to create useful objects

Man the Google devs just got to episode 38! @teamfourstar #dbza

@jimsheater @JoshEakle I think it's not Iran so specifically, it's more just generally inciting the entire region against Israel, whose persecution is the key to everything in their mind

@JoshEakle Why Iran in particular? I grew up Roman Catholic so this is somewhat foreign to me

People are dragging this woman, but I can assure you: 1) this is not the belief of a small fringe minority 2) it is not a joke. I was raised in a fundamentalist evangelical household. Homeschooled my entire life, taught young earth creationism, steeped in religious fundamentalist curriculum. I left that world at 17. My church, my family, my friends genuinely believed that a war in Iran would signal the apocalypse and usher in the final chapters of Revelation, setting the stage for the Rapture. I have genuine love and respect for my religious and evangelical friends and family. But for some, their views get into “doomsday cult” territory. And that would just be a private matter of faith, except these people run the country. Military leaders are now saying this out loud as justification for the latest American conflict. That should terrify you.

@JoshEakle My 99 year old grandmother told me she voted for Trump specifically because she wanted him to begin the events of revelation and see jesus return before she dies

@harbs16 @rationalyankee His agent is committing malpractice if #2 is what happened, and the fact he finally put it all together this late in his career right before these happened don't help his case.

@harbs16 @rationalyankee I dunno man, I think there's a few options 1. He's juicing and thought he could beat the system 2. He's too dumb to learn from the first time and make sure to go out of his way to ensure whatever he's using is cool with the league. Also no one in his circle thought of that either

This is insane to me. Profar already got paid. All he had to do was get off the juice, show up for the Braves and collect $15M. He could have struck out every single at bat and made an error on every single play in the field and the Braves would still have to pay him. When he was in a contract year with SD and trying to get paid, I kinda understood it. But for a guy who is likely on his last significant MLB contract to risk collecting $15M by trying to cheat the system a second time is crazy to me.

@harbs16 @rationalyankee On the first time, I could buy that. On the second offense, come on man.

@rationalyankee 99% of the time it's a supplement or medication that they failed to get cleared. It doesn't mean he did "steroids". It also doesn't mean he did it intentionally. Obviously stupid though.

@Digita1N @KellyScaletta Not a big fan of the transitive property, are we

@KellyScaletta So i am required right now to use my birth certificate to get a driver's license in my state but you think I shouldn't need this to vote?

Here's the thing about the SAVE Act that no one is talking about: If you update your registration, you have to do that IN PERSON. Ergo, if you move, you have to go to DMV and update it I PERSON. You would not be able to just update it online. Last year, 5.9% of people updated their registration IN PERSON. There is NO FUNDING provided to states to increase the capacity of those services. That means those same people are going to be doing 18 times the work. Now. Let me ask you. Do you like spending time at DMV? Cuz EVERYONE who has to go there for EVERYTHING is going to have a MUCH LONGER wait.