TickSAC🇸🇴

Gnomes are real

@HowlingMasshole The veil is thin brother HH

@TickSAC You see the vision

I have a "noble savage" view of my ex girlfriend.

My cat sits beside me when I pray at my icon wall and tonight there was a moth flying around near my flashlight so she jumped, caught it midair, ate it, then kept sitting next to me while I prayed #goated

HAHA NO OFFENSE BUT THIS NEXT PROJECT REALLY GONNA SET THE TONE

@defnotsnake Wish I could afford an army and conquer you 🇧🇩👨🏿‍💻

Wish I could afford a better physique

@ChoochSkookum You have to put her on the Rollercoaster to see if she will fall out brother

How do you test a woman before marriage to see if she is fickle creature that will just leave when she becomes the slightest bit unhappy?

I love this country, I love the land, and I love real Americans. We are the greatest people to this point in humanity. So many people don't see how blessed we all truly are.

Had we listened to McCarthy and the John Birch Society and rooted out the communist subversives within, perhaps Rhodesia would still be alive Perhaps Detroit would not have been destroyed Perhaps the America of the Founders would have been restored and the pinko tyranny of FDR eradicated Instead, communism was allowed to continue subverting our nation, and so now it is gay race communism that flourishes It all must not just be rolled back, but be destroyed root and branch alike

Ten hours produces a painting, ten thousand hours produces a painter. There is more beauty in a painter than in their paintings. In a world where AI can produce paintings, we must still produce painters.

@evilvillain1231 Consensual score?

The most (genuinely) autistic guy I know IRL told me earlier that he had scored a girlfriend at walmart once by going up to a crying woman and asking "You look like you're having a bad day, is there anything I can do to help you feel better?"

Goodnight

@slipsilv3r 👨🏿‍💻🇧🇩💪😊💎👍

@TickSAC Have at it.

I've mentioned this before- if you post or reply to thirst traps, you're getting unfollowed or blocked more often than not. No offense, but I can see titties for titillation in real life. I come here for jokes and racism.

@HaruhiismOtaku White moves first I'm aware

I am not making the first move. You will.

Your eyes are dim with grief, do not try to teach me your methods.

I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger. The cashier, a calm young woman named Destiny, asked me a question I did not expect. "You want that Animal Style?" I paused. I did not know what this meant. But a samurai does not admit he does not know. So I answered with weight. "...Animal Style." "Cool. So that's mustard-grilled, extra spread, grilled onions, pickles. Yeah?" I understood now. This was a sacred permission. For one meal, I was being told to put down my manners at the door. To eat the way a beast eats, without shame. I had waited my whole life for someone to give me this order. "Yes," I said. "I will become the animal." Destiny did not blink. "...Okay. You want your fries Animal Style too?" I stopped. Even the potatoes? "The potatoes also become animals?" "I mean, they get cheese and sauce and grilled onions, so..." "Then yes. Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well." "...Got it." She was the calmest woman I have ever met. "3x3, 4x4, or just the one?" I did not know these numbers, but I knew a challenge when I heard one. "How many must I face?" "It's, like, how many patties you want." "How many is the most honorable?" "...Four is a lot." "Then four. A warrior does not ask for fewer." She wrote it down without argument. A 4x4, Animal Style, with animal fries. She warned me once, kindly. "That's gonna be huge." I told her I was counting on it. It arrived. It was a tower. Cheese and sauce ran down my hands the moment I lifted it. There was no clean way to eat it. There was no dignified way. That was the entire point. I ate it like a beast. Both hands, no honor, grilled onion on my chin, and I have to be honest with you, it was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth. For thirty years I have kept my manners at every table in the world. They handed me a burger and told me to be an animal, and I have never felt so free. So tell me, America. The whole country knows the secret menu. What else are you hiding in plain sight? And "Animal Style." Was I eating the animal, or finally becoming one?

@ragecvlt Send me money please

wdym you're depressed you didnt achieve any of your goals yet

@Moesawyrd False. God created man and man descends into niggеrdom of his own twisted will

God created niggers.

@HowlingKanye It would be hard... yes

I don’t have tattoos because I’m not quite that degenerate, but if I did, they’d be something wicked cool like barbed wire or a tribal sleeve. Maybe a dreamcatcher with my city’s zip code on my tummy. That would be so hard.

@HiraethHayseed Salve

Need to be a Roman Legionary w/ a German barbarian wife