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@chimerajaxs Yes! Last week or so, complete character change, midnight zoomies and weird behaviour from the cat. She’s always been a chill on the bed kind, lately she’s a menace!!!

Anyone else's animals acting weird and defiant? At 3am this morning, (image 1) was a cat's whisker away from becoming (image 2).

@matt_horncastle They have to vote but can give a “no” vote I believe? I used to be for compulsory voting, but now I just hope that the huge volume of disinterested just stay home rather than punt on people they know nothing about.

What do you think of compulsory voting in Australia? I would say free people the the right not to vote.

@NZNationalParty @ChrisPenknz Things that get bent usually tend to flick back up and hit you in the face. It’s not a great turn of phrase.

We live in a volatile world. Being able to withstand international shocks depends on the size of the buffers you have. Budget 2026 will help rebuild those buffers to restore New Zealand’s financial security.

@ZooNealand Maybe change New Zealand to “E I E I AOteoroa”?

The New Zealand Cost of Arms… Only with duck-faced horses and a Palestinian flag Behold my fucking masterpiece

@truereckons1 Has he heard the saying “if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck…”

"Hipkins didn’t believe the MPs’ language in the audio was a reflection of how they generally spoke in private settings." It was literally a recording of them speaking in a private setting. I think we can conclude Chris Hipkins is lying.... again. nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/el…

@TheNzRocketeer Communists all think they’re going to be assigned “carefree artist” in their job allocation.

I am curious, how would you force somebody to provide food involuntarily with enslavement or some form of enslavement?

@ChrisPenknz Perhaps a round of Duck Duck Goose would improve question time going forward?

Sorry but Ayesha Verrall's singing is the worst thing I've heard since the last time she asked a Health question in Parliament. And makes about as much sense. stuff.co.nz/politics/36098…

@the_salty_one_ @Dame__Jane Can we secede from paying our rates then?

I'm hearing reports that the Far North District Council is forwarding a document to secede sovereignty to local Iwi. Anyone know about this?

@kiwiwayne3 I would have rather not had karakia, or the 5 (or more I can’t recall) wellness training seminars, which were basically just being talked through PowerPoints that would have taken 5 min to read. All had to be done during work hours. Absolute waste of money.

@TimelinesNZ So not something that could, or should, be done on your own time?

Do public servants need to have daily Karakias when working from home? Through Zoom perhaps?

@FullTwatforward Surprised they haven’t run a “National’s geese policy fails to address duck concerns” headline.

I've got to give it to Stuff, they're really getting some mileage out of this 🤣🤣🤣

@gaye_ess Are they still co-opting things that happened to indigenous populations around the world as things that happened here (when they didn’t) to give themselves that extra thick guilt milk shake?

Check out these limp-wristed self-flagellators drowning in their sea of white guilt. The Pakaha Project. They live in a permant state of remorse for what some white people did nearly 200 years ago. No race went without making mistakes. FFS. It's 2026. pakehaproject.nz

@RealGeorgeFree The only thing that looks tortured is their hair.

🇦🇺 Australia: ‘Palestinian’ Flotilla Activists Arrive at Sydney Airport, Allege Physical and Sexual Abuse by Israeli Authorities. Why do these people always behave as if they’re mentally ill?

@FullTwatforward *pole

I can't decide if this is supposed to be - a duck-faced horse, - a horse-faced duck, or - the back of one of those new electric buses 🤷‍♂️ (Probably should be a poll)

@FullTwatforward And that concludes today’s media training, drop your Koha at the door and go out for a meal on your tax paid expense account. Don’t be a Kiri though, catch an uber and support the FTA.

Oh my rnz.co.nz/news/political…

@bobmccoskrienz Im so glad we pay them so much to not be in charge of anything. Money well spent.

This is quite the media training by Labour..... 😂

@FullTwatforward Not if they duck.

@TimelinesNZ He'd probably just punch someone

@chrisinstalbans @FullTwatforward That has too much accountability. It’s more like “I apologise for any offence you may have taken”.

@FullTwatforward Are they also taught meaningless apologies? “I do apologise for any offence that it caused.”

@FullTwatforward OMG! You might be on to something…. Off to rewatch that Dancing with the Stars episode for clues!

@TimelinesNZ Has anyone ever seen them in the same room 🤔

Rumours are flying that former Labour Party leader's lapdog who identifies as an "office staff", Shanelle Lol, was responsible for the leak which had led to calls for Ayesha Feral and Barbara Edmonds to resign. stuff.co.nz/politics/36098…

@sappholives83 What is “double trans”??

I — I’m actually speechless.