Tom Orchard

@moneychimp I’m torn on the approach here. 2 an hour drip feed drawdown, or nail as many as you can in the first sitting and hope you can regain composure for a later round 2. 🤔

New challenge just dropped

Ok, I’ve finally mastered CPD

I don't like to gloat, but i'm pretty certain I won the local 'first to fire up the lawnmower' award for the third year running.

Can anyone update me on the latest issue where 98% of people are in opposite, completely impervious to nuance, equally stupid, camps.

Dare me to run it off the road

@moneychimp That's got another month in it at least

That’s not ideal is it

@moneychimp @funkomi hard agree

@funkomi I’ve never seen a person who can actually lift take this attitude. It’s the try hard cringe merchants whose parents didn’t like them.

Gym / Fitness culture can be so hostile & unforgiving. Constantly mocking anyone who isn’t at the same level as you, those who try, those who get a workout wrong or whose workouts aren’t optimum. The gym is heaving and everyone at reception huffing & puffing over when the “resolutioners” are leaving. Get over yourselves.

Heartbreaking. 28 years old, 3 children and got married last week. RIP. 😥 YNWA

**Important announcement** We now have an office dog 😃

Is there some sort of global supply issue with aftershave ingredients? How much?!

@CaltonWMTom Yes dude 👊

3RM back at 1.5x body weight. 👌 Now to return it to 2x. 🙌

Couple of PBs that really made me work for them 😅 105kg bench and 175kg squat. Sadly the deadlift attempt was glued to the floor. Next time.

@pensionscanwork desktop next time then!

As I sit down for the cappuccino I just paid to have in, and I'm told no laptops between 12 and 3pm, I swear this day has me on the cusp right now...

@moneychimp Your transition to traditional IFA has begun. You held out for a good while there, but your future now has Tesla and pizza oven written all over it.

Just agreed to play my first ever round of golf tomorrow. Public hilarity guaranteed ⛳️

@CaltonWMTom Haha, ok I feel better now 😁

@Tom_Orchard The wood is the least of the problems with that paint work…

Apparently despite being up and out at 0300 I am not tired. Evening shelf building it is!

@stevemartincfp 💪

Hyrox race done. 1:16. Slower than I hoped but as fast as I could possibly do it! Burpee broad jumps 🤯

@stevemartincfp You can smoke using a normal bbq, it just needs more attention to control the temperature

@Tom_Orchard Is that a smoker or just the bbq?

Oh good morning 🤤

@stevemartincfp It’s a pellet smoker. So electrical ignition that burns wood pellets. Make it so easy. Can control the temperature from my phone. It’s not much good for grilling though. I still use a charcoal bbq for that

@stevemartincfp Thanks Steve. Another rack going on tonight with some pulled pork too. Definitely getting that protein in this weekend 😂

@Tom_Orchard Looks incredible!! Enjoy 🥘