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Welcome to Keir Starmer’s Britain. This is unfair, it's wrong and only Reform will end it.

@BoveFromAbove @benonwine Democracy is in a sorry state in the UK. I don’t know how the king would deal with it all, but if he had any chance of turning things around then I’d be behind it.

@benonwine The King doesn’t have the power to dissolve Parliament- even if he thought the nation was in peril. The real worry here is that the far-right would happily see an unelected monarch dismiss a democratically elected govt. That notion should horrify anyone who believes in democracy.

Who also thinks the KING should Dissolve Parliament and order a General Election be called for the sake and security of the country? The King must ACT before it is too late!

@elonmusk The UK:

@wolfhatfacts That’s absolutely pathetic

Is it just me or is he way too big to be acting that way towards a small woman?

A woman distracted by her phone while driving crashed into a 1948 Jaguar XK120

Ants making a smart maneuver

@anatune @CarolineCoramUK @MJTruthUltra Do you mean your bones?

I thought they were chocolate? I haven’t eaten these things in years, but when I did, I got heart palpitations. Anyone else?

@TalkWithSally @MJTruthUltra Have you ever seen melted sugar?

@MJTruthUltra All I know is when they are in the sun on the house boat the cream melts in the carpet and hardens. The only way to get it out is with a pressure washer. People need to start making their own snacks again.

@proudbatdan @Stanimal032 @FearedBuck It’s general etiquette and common sense to stand behind someone taking their turn in the golf course. You wouldn’t stand out in front of a firing range would you?

Streamer got hit by a golf ball 😭😭

@shootermcgavin This is a bunch of rubbish 💀

All-time snl skit

Chief Program Officer for LA Family Housing: $242k salary LA Family Housing: $65M in government grants Their latest “affordable housing project”: $60M for 41 units Cost to house a single homeless person in LA: $837k Conclusion: Homelessness is not a bug, it’s a feature. 🤨

@bedofknives @ShitpostGate I rinse my dishes after I’ve washed them all. Put them all in the dish rack after they’ve been scrubbed then put the dish rack in the sink and rinse them all.

@ShitpostGate Do they rinse dishes in uk?

A Firefighters view! Nothing but respect. Can only imagine the heat coming from this window.

@elonmusk I would find this boring. I enjoy driving.

Tesla self-driving is getting extremely good

@InternetH0F Money vs morals

Where ever her boyfriend is... he's won in life

@TheScaryNiceGuy @kirawontmiss Cheating is fairly major buddy.

@SwanBrandUK My kettle seems to be melting… 🫠

Imagine… Thank You, Lewis