Typing Nonsense

"The wells of my flesh run deep and twisted," I mutter grimly as I attempt to pop a big pimple.

@DiaryofaSickGrl Growing pains in my joints so bad it felt like they were going to explode, 10 years old during huge growth spurt. Doctor doesn't think it's possible as "it only happens to boys kuz they play sports," learned what a hypochondriac was because he called me that as we left the clinic

What’s the meanest thing a doctor has ever said to you?

I am not a wise person. twitch.tv/typingnonsense

@DistantCoder Since I only play casual commander with friends we've long since agreed that discarding from mulligans isn't necessary--just don't keep going until you have the "perfect" hand to start. And if someone goes 4 turns without getting mana they get a free cultivate. Been working okay.

Sat down for a game of commnder. Opened my 7 card hand, 1 land. Mulligan, open another hand, 0 lands. Mulligan, next hand, 1 land. Mulligan, next hand, 1 land. Milligan, next hand, 3 lands, Finally! Have to put back 3 cards, cuz of all the mulls, draw no lands for 7 turns. I like Magic, but how can anyone say the mana system in this game is one of the best? It’s the most frustrating mana sytem to engage with because if shit doesn’t go perfectly you just get completely screwed.

@themermaidstyx Shit feels nigh impossible tbh 😠

@TypingNonsense i feel this x.x

Would like to lose weight but the ONLY thing that has ever so much as made a dent on that scale is NOT sustainable for my battered & perpetually fatigued ass (6 hours of hard yard work in 85+ humid AF weather for a solid month). Like why am I working so hard to barely lose 5lbs😭

If I could stop spending an hour+ just trying to get into groups only for them to fail after a couple wipes and then being left to rebuild the raid group to down the boss(es) by raid leading pugs that'd be greeeeat lmao.

I'm so excited to open the new set coming out in a few weeks, but for now we have WoW (I guess). twitch.tv/typingnonsense

@A_Good_Handle @bloodthrstbooks Omfg this is exactly where I dropped it lmao I was like oh so like Angel just becomes God eventually the way this is going and Iggy can make out vague shadows in fucking Antarctica cool cool cool

@TypingNonsense @bloodthrstbooks remember how when they all got those silly superpowers and iggy's ability was to not be blind anymore in a very specific circumstance everyone else is like gaining superspeed and telepathy and he gains the power to be slightly less disabled dude was robbed

was anyone else really into the maximum ride books as a kid because looking back there was some really questionable shit going on there but my god i was addicted

@philly2hoboken @LibertyCappy Bold of you to claim people don’t fly down the road in residential areas. They do, by the way. We have signs up that say, “drive like your kids live here,” largely ignored of course.

@LibertyCappy This is a neighborhood. Everyone walks on the street. Most residents are aware that people walk on the street, and don't drive like maniacs because of it.

Woman from Japan or Vietnam or something is completely astounded by how sidewalks work in the U.S. 🤣🤣🤣

Arguments can be made about lack of media literacy when ppl say reading "I" means they self-insert but when they do it over & over & OVER again ppl tend to FEEL themselves being the I in the scenario. I AM I on a fundamental level despite an intellectual understanding otherwise.

@CryssyTV People who play tanks like DPS are never going to care about changing anything that lessens their number output. (I hate healing these tanks.)

reminder if you're running +11 or higher, you need to be speccing into survivability talents and managing your own health and not just relying on your healers c: ty for comin to my ted talk

Letting Paul Revere listen to Abracadabra by Lady Gaga as a thank you for warning us that the British came or whatever

@Roshi1826877 @kanaqtx Explaining that if tanks pull sensibly they'll still time keys? In the year of our Lord 2026?

@kanaqtx 10s only get bricked when tanks try to do too much. If a tank plays it safe and pulls like 2 packs (depending on certain packs as some packs are dangerous by themselves.) Then you will time it. Even if it's just a +1.

whoever told the casual community to "do 10s they are free" can go to suck a fat one cuz the amount of AI tanks and healers i've had these past days is criminal, pugging is a pure cinematic adventure

We Be Playin' WoW twitch.tv/typingnonsense

I've always wondered what these ghost hunting shows needed, turns out it's a bit of Russian hardbass.

Me and the <McChicken> Gang getting ready to brick some keys! 🙌

@iLizzyBee @simsimmaaz Girl sometimes it's just the coanda effect when it comes to them labia. We all know what they mean.

@simsimmaaz Good grief. It’s not that difficult. Btw, urine does not come out of your vagina. It comes out of the urethra which leads to the bladder.

Peeing in a cup for medical reasons is an extreme sport when you have a vagina

@BlackIslePMD I’m against the moss in my backyard kuz IF anything else is growing it’s only doing so despite the moss and it means I need to aerate my soil really, really badly. Shit can breathe back there. 🥺🥀

Why are people against moss in lawns? It looks great feels soft and bouncy and doesn't need mown. A section of my front garden is now 90% moss with some heather, dandelions and a smidge of grass.