Chad Adams

@sthorn_23 The earth is healing

We have to stop tossing stars and coaches in postseason play. Tre Phelps and Wes Johnson tossed on this homer. Ejections all over the place this weekend. Every day umpires look in the mirror and say “how can I make today about me”

@adamcarolla Everyone in Michigan does

Because nobody builds that way

@Smirkley She’s not even that hot

12 years ago, a woman made and released a viral video documenting street harassment in New York. Liberals noticed, because their ability to notice only goes so far, that almost all of the catcallers shown were black or Hispanic. So they called her racist. To placate the mob, she suggested white men behaved similarly and promised the release of follow-up footage. She never did. For the obvious reason that it didn’t exist.

@barstoolsports Fatigued

Don’t celebrate too much in front of these college umpires!

@newstart_2024 Uh Because they look stupid?

Mark Wahlberg went through hell to remove his tattoos. He told Jeff Goldblum (guest hosting Jimmy Kimmel Live) that he got almost all of them lasered off. The only one left is his wife Rhea’s name on his ring finger. The pain? “Like hot bacon grease getting flicked on you over and over.” He thought it would take 5–7 visits. It took him over 30 visits across many years. That level of commitment to wiping the slate clean is pretty intense. Would you ever go through that much pain to remove old tattoos?

@ScooterCasterNY Go home dickhead

NOW: Anti-ICE protester shows his injuries after NJ State Police shoot projectiles into the protest crowd "they shot me through the dk"

@elonmusk @GadSaad @TheAliceSmith Public hanging

@GadSaad @TheAliceSmith Death penalty

Death penalty.

@percyishim Breakthrough advice Increase income, why didn’t I think of that

Meet Kevin says if you make between $40,000 and $200,000 a year, you probably shouldn’t be focused on investing. “If you’re in that range, probably the best investment you can make is trying to figure out how you and your spouse can increase your income.” “There are people who went from being a nurse making $120,000 a year to saying, ‘I’m going to go back to night school to become an anesthesiologist.’ Two or three years later, they take on some debt and they’re making $400,000 a year.” “They’re an independent contractor instead of a W-2 employee, and now they get tax write-offs.”

@aviationbrk @MatthewMel71455 Nobody cares

WATCH: Pilot of Spirit Airlines Airbus A320 N652NK did a wing wave while departing from Las Vegas to Marana for long-term storage on Friday. Video: @MatthewMel71455

@libsoftiktok Imagine that

Graduation at Columbus, Ohio high school ends in massive brawl

@AmericaPapaBear I’ll bet she’s amazing in bed

23-Year-Old Bipolar Samantha Off Her Meds, Wandering the Neighborhood in Panties This is your classic American mental health success story, folks. Samantha, 23, diagnosed bipolar since she was 13, decides meds are optional. Next thing you know she's out in her underwear babbling politics and religion, doesn't recognize her own mother, and turns a welfare check into a full-on wrestling match with the police. The bodycam doesn't lie, confused, agitated, fighting officers who are just trying to get her help without anyone getting hurt. This isn't "defund the police" territory. This is what untreated mental illness looks like when families lose control and the system kicks the can down the road. We've all watched this movie too many times. Stop the meds, spiral into delusion, terrorize the neighborhood, then blame the cops when they have to put hands on her. Meanwhile decent people are scared in their own driveways and taxpayers foot the bill for the ER visit, the psych hold, and the circus. Mental illness is real. But romanticizing it or pretending "compassion" means letting people rot in their sickness while everyone around them suffers? That's not compassion, that's negligence. Get these people the treatment they need BEFORE it reaches this point. Families, doctors, and yes, law enforcement shouldn't be playing cleanup crew for a culture that abandoned tough love and personal responsibility. Prayers for Samantha and every family fighting this battle in the dark. But let's stop acting shocked when the bill comes due.

@FoxNews I hate this guy, but there’s a lot of work to do Officials shouldn’t be wasting time at parades

Mayor Zohran Mamdani defends his decision to skip the Israel Day Parade, making him the first New York City mayor to bypass the historic event since 1964. "I said on the campaign trail that I wouldn't be attending the parade, and I've made my views on the Israeli government abundantly clear.” “And I also said on that same campaign that I would have a responsibility as the mayor of the city to ensure the safety and security of each and every New Yorker.” “And I don't believe that my presence as the mayor should determine whether or not a New Yorker is safe or secure."

@TaraBull Nobody cares

Nick Walker at the 2026 Arnold Classic

@financedystop Nobody cares

The internet has completely warped people’s perception of money. A 36-year-old with: • $1.4M in a 401k • $277k brokerage • $350k home equity • a sub-3% mortgage Still has the anxiety that he's not financially stable and feels the need to say to himself “I’m fine.”

@financedystop The end is near

A 596-square-foot home in Long Island is listed for $399,000. An entire generation is being priced out of homeownership in parts of America. Literally a glorified shed at nearly half a million dollars.

@rj_abel I think it might be time to ditch the wigs

The faces of 19 British judges. Case after case where serious sexual offenders walked free or received shockingly lenient sentences. Public confidence in our justice system is collapsing — victims deserve better, and the country is demanding accountability. #JusticeForWomen

@antibearthesis Uh Collateral

How to make $1,000,000 (easy): • Borrow $1M at 3% • Place it in the S&P 500 at 15% • Wait 5 years → $2M • Pay back the loan, keep $1M Why aren’t you doing this?

@bobbyloads Nobody cares

Negotiating a load from Laredo to Tallahassee: starting offer at $3800, countered with $4000, settled at $3950. It's all about finding that middle ground for the right haul. #Trucking #Logistics #Negotiation

@EmilySm43 A box of tics

If Bill Gates was sinking in quicksand, what would you throw him ??

@IndianaGPA Nobody cares

Some folks dream of the open road... me, I've been thinking about the open water and the open sky-preferably at the same time. Now sure, dreams like that don't come cheap-anywhere from about $230,000 to $450,000 depending on how fancy you want to get. You're buying early morning takeoffs, quiet landings on glassy water, and stories your grandkids will swear you made up. 😃