🐦‍⬛ PTAK

New song by Drizzy Lenox and Valley Crow. Kelson Most Wanted didn't want his fans to know I killed the beat better, so he copyright claimed it. youtu.be/AQqU_J9xdj4?si…

Light another one.

This man Wolfey plays Pokémon like Lupe Fiasco raps.

@theCSGROYPER @y3rkgh0uls @best_clips__ You can admit to being racist, bro, it's not that well hidden anyway. 🙇🏾

@y3rkgh0uls @best_clips__ Why would I think that? It’s likely your ancestors that didn’t know other languages existed until MINE showed them to you. I’m not endorsing the “nigger lover” comment, I’m condemning the cry baby act that the white knight put on to a word that if he chose so, could have no power

This is the most perfect “fuck around and find out” moment ever

@RavioliDank @other_st_nick "Prom" shoes, bro

@other_st_nick He's paying double. Let him cum on them for fucks sake.

My friend is trying to sell a pair of shoes and this guy appears

@bunnyauras Imported slave beans are cheaper than local high fructose corn syrup.

can someone explain to me the economics of why fast food coffee is cheaper than fast food soda

@nikutaberuru One of the best I've heard. youtu.be/_SIkmrODH4U?si…

親愛なるアメリカ兄貴たち 日本ではアニソンが 熱狂的に愛されています。 アメリカ兄貴たちは 日本のアニソンを愛していますか？

@girlcloudnine I bet folks don't know dogs can read fr.

why do people not believe dogs can understand words?

@yummingit @ginga_ninja117 @pokemon_psts Idk bro, I see it. 🤷🏾‍♂️😂

@Valley_Crow @ginga_ninja117 @pokemon_psts it looks nothing like a boxing glove 😭

@yummingit @ginga_ninja117 @pokemon_psts The glove is the whole body, dawg. The neck is the "arm." I'll go spray paint a rat rn.

@Valley_Crow @ginga_ninja117 @pokemon_psts x.com/yummingit/stat…

@yummingit @ginga_ninja117 @pokemon_psts x.com/thebobing/stat…

@ginga_ninja117 @pokemon_psts i forgot what they were called. also compare these two images. tell me this is not a stylized representation of a catifsh

@locs_senpai @ExaltThee @NittyScottMC That's a shooting star, internet brain ass nigga. 😂

@Valley_Crow @ExaltThee @NittyScottMC The point being stop explaining shit. Your point in invalid.

white ppl code switching?! y'all have lost the plot & i hate you 💛

@locs_senpai @ExaltThee @NittyScottMC

@Valley_Crow @ExaltThee @NittyScottMC I wish yall would stop explaining shit

@Snt_Mikael @ColaMutt @berdyaboi You're right, Michael, that was pretty damn funny actually! Get a load of the personality on this guy(first and foremost)!

@Valley_Crow @ColaMutt @berdyaboi can you blow it out your ass for me please? I'm an internet personality first and foremost, and what I'm writing probably won't be perfected for another seven years and it might take longer if I have to keep explaining it to idiots like you.

they have to be salted peanuts and also you need to have worked a day in your life first

@Snt_Mikael @ColaMutt @berdyaboi Y'all think everything come so easy, just buy a checkmark and you're "a writer" now.

@ColaMutt @berdyaboi No not really, been trying to be more creative on the fly. Harder than it seems.

@locs_senpai @ExaltThee @NittyScottMC I said "there's more nuance." But, I'll be real, you got me: I kinda like letting white folk online know they'll never truly be "in here." I find catharsis in this.

@Valley_Crow @ExaltThee @NittyScottMC I wish yall stop explaining shit

@ExaltThee @NittyScottMC Work voice to keep the soccer moms from calling you a "scary nigga." There's more nuance to it though.

@NittyScottMC What does code switching mean for the sheep’s in the bleachers ? 🐑

@NormanHart97 @girlneeder @veeegan @McH2Oz @Krinios That nigga sound like a Coloradan in New York

@girlneeder @veeegan @McH2Oz @Krinios you have. it's the accent pratt used as mario. a very subtle brooklyn italian american accent. people don't notice cuz it's not a heavy "it'sa me, marioo" italian accent, but pratt made it quite clear his character was clearly an italian american from new york.

Donald Glover did an honest Yoshi impression for 90 minutes meanwhile Chris Pratt can’t even muster up the courage to say “let’s-a-go!” because he’s afraid people will remember he was fat and jolly on Parks and Recreation for 7 years

@TastyUK Not the white folks thinking the ribs supposed to stay on the bone. Lol

Black Dads Try Other Black Dads' Barbecue

@soakedinmids Whatever, nigga. I buy pounds and still roll up my roaches. Fuck outta here.

Bruh if you smoke roach weed in 2026 you’re a bum. Only time this was acceptable was if you was 16 in high school with no job

@shion0_25mg Why cola?

アメリカの皆様こんばんは ご飯を作ることが大好きな日本人です！ 先日、皆様に教えていただいた アメリカンスタイルの朝食を作ってみました✨️ こんな感じで合ってますか？ 味は最高でした😋 Xをきっかけに皆様と国際交流出来ることを 嬉しく思います 今度はサンドウィッチに挑戦してみますね！