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@Lainedil_NUFC @AlexBirdNUFC I still can’t get over him getting the fucking mumps😭😭

@AlexBirdNUFC With Eddie, we never know. 🥳😁 Minor knocks take 4 months, and feet in moon boots are fixed three days later, sometimes. 😂

All this just to be told today he's missing both Palace and Bournemouth ... 🫠🫠🫠 #NUFC

@SavMondo Seen loads and I’m there regretting choosing to wear baggy joggers 😭

Just finished work and people are wearing shorts… Wtf is going on?!

@JamesyMain 😭😭

@VickyH003 Vermont hotels in the local area are also heartbroken

Guys I’m not joking my beloved mother is heartbroken about trippier 😭😭

The man who lifted @NUFC's first domestic trophy in 70 years. 🏆🖤🤍 All the best, Kieran Trippier! 👏 #EFL | #CarabaoCup

First through the door, leaving a lasting legacy at the club. Thank you Tripps 🙏

@SavMondo Holy shit

Karma has come for his hairline.

@Im_RobM Eddie Howe you clever clever boy 😂

Eddie Howe giving vague #NUFC injury updates saying players have picked up knox

tbf thinking about it I’m not sure I’d wanna play for Newcastle next season if I had to wear our rumoured home kit either

Why the fuck is my timeline full of “you can’t copy video links anymore” fuck off what did I do to deserve all these engagement farming bots clogging up the feed

Tonali getting pelters for scoring 5 days after the Sunderland game. Toxic fan base deserve all they get at times. I’m done for a bit. #nufc

@SALFAR_4 @NUFC Do you mean like when Gordon wanted to start against Barca but Howe wouldn’t let him?

@NUFC It is unreasonable to miss the Sunderland match due to injury, and then play a tough match 4 days later!!

Sandro Tonali scored and assisted in Italy's FIFA World Cup Play-Off Semi-Final win over Northern Ireland last night 🙌🇮🇹 Well in, Sandro 💪

@JamesyMain @thomashammond__ 😂😂 I hope I’m not wrong but I really don’t think he’s that type of person

@thomashammond__ @VickyH003

Tonali when we need to win to get Europe

@Lainedil_NUFC @LiamJKennedy23 True but also I don’t understand why some of our fans are kicking off. I’ll be gutted if he does go don’t get me wrong but he has been very honest in interviews about how he feels about transfers. I’d take the honesty every day

@LiamJKennedy23 How about making a massive effort and push us into the European spots, instead of talking about leaving? 🤷🏼‍♂️ That goes for all of them, mind!

EXCL: Sandro Tonali expects to leave NUFC this summer - 'agreement' with club he can exit, if Magpies miss out on Europe ❌ 🤝 The 'gentleman's agreement' that could define Newcastle United's summer transfer policy. shieldsgazette.com/sport/football…

@JamesyMain @bennufc_18

@bennufc_18 miley being a first name on the teamsheet next season will hit like crack

Reading this after the week we’ve had felt like the finest heroin to ever be made, casuals haven’t clocked how good he is.

@JamesyMain @SkySports_Keith 😭😭

@SkySports_Keith @VickyH003 solanke for 50m there we land

🚨 Newcastle are set to target a striker this summer — despite spending £125m on Nick Woltemade & Yoane Wissa last summer. 🔄 A summer of change is expected with as many as 8 changes to the squad possible. 🧤 A new goalkeeper will also be targeted by Eddie Howe & Ross Wilson, who will be given the opportunity to put right the mistakes of last summer’s transfer window. #NUFC skysports.com/football/news/…

A pathetic, weak, lazy, limp second half from Newcastle again #NEWSUN

We are raising funds for Kieran Gray, a passionate Newcastle United supporter who is currently in intensive care in Barcelona. This page is organised by Kieran’s family and friends, to support him during this incredibly difficult time. After travelling to support Newcastle on Wednesday, Kieran suffered a serious fall which caused severe head injuries. He now remains in a critical condition, far from home. Kieran believed he had travel insurance through his bank, but sadly it has come to light that he is not covered. As a result, his family are now facing extremely high medical costs of around £1,300 per day, alongside additional charges for essential scans and treatment. With no clear timeline for his recovery, the financial pressure is immense. Kieran is a very loyal Newcastle supporter who travels home and away. Kieran’s dad is now staying by his side in Barcelona during this critical time. Alongside the mounting medical bills, this is also placing significant additional financial strain on the family for accommodation, travel, and day-to-day expenses. Any donation, big or small, will make a real difference. If you can’t donate, please share this page. Let’s come together to support one of our own during this incredibly challenging time. Every single penny raised will go directly towards covering the cost of Kieran’s hospital care and treatment. Thank you for standing with Kieran, let's get him home! We are UNITED! gofundme.com/f/help-nufc-fa…

POV: People with astigmatisms driving past someone with LED headlights

Just opened twitter to the sight of a severed finger on my timeline brb just gonna go violently vomit x