Chigozirim
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Chigozirim
@VrumVictor
God Over Everything The sky is blue #CFC #KTBFFH, HR
Ontario, Canada เข้าร่วม Ağustos 2012
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Guys we have a major debt problem in our hands from next year when Obi/Kwankwaso would have chased Bola back to his village.
How will they settle this trillions of debt Bola has acquired through his rubber stamp house of assembly.
Even if they choose to cut the cost of government by 70%, it will not be enough to settle these debts o.
There is serious problem ahead o.
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@Dammi_Esq He that cannot feed his family is worst than an infidel
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@40PlusImmigrant E go de sound like lecture for your ear
“At the intersection, walk 500m up north and take the east ramp towards the south, then ur destination will be 100m ahead”
Ur eyes go first blur
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@VrumVictor 😂😂😂 bro, even when you stop Oyibo for road to ask, you will head, walk a couple of meters, turn southwest or 60 ° degree north 😂 you will remember how you were unserious with trigonometry and Bearing in Senior Secondary school mathematics
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I thought I knew how to use Google Maps… until I Japa! 🤣
As a JJC (Johnny Just Come), I came with confidence steeze. After all, I was a well-grounded student of Geography back home, and used maps sparingly when I had to. I thought navigation would be easy.
Wetin Google Maps use my eyes see eehh! 🥴I passed my destination countless times, ended up in the wrong vicinity, got frustrated, gave up, and booked rides… only for the ride apps to charge me a few dollars, I was clinging on to, to get by in this land, and still drop me on the same street I had already walked past without realizing it was my destination. 🤣
That was when humility entered my personal group chat 😂. I had to abandon pride, slow down, relearn how to read maps properly, understand directions better, and pay attention to measurement in distance to cover, North-South-East-West turns, and how locations are structured here.
All the time I goofed, and still goofing, because learning many things in this society is ongoing, I switch to making fun of myself, thinking about them, and talking to people about them, in comic ways😁.
Many things to unlearn. Many things to relearn. Many simple life skills to adapt to. Japa go humble you. 😂




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@Prestigious_Gt @neuhopeful U say one month,
Suppose be like one year
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A Nigerian living in the UK 🇬🇧 will most likely make heaven than a Nigerian living in Nigeria 🇳🇬.
You fit go one month straight without committing sin in the UK 🇬🇧 because of the way the system is.
In Nigeria, even if you no wan sin, some people will use sin do necklace and put it on your neck 😭
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@_AustriaUpdates If u no attend the classes attentively, u will fail
The question is coming from a class example
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I bet you haven't encountered this WEIRD Examination INSTRUCTIONS at the University of Engineering and Technology Vietnam... 🤣

Morris Monye@Morris_Monye
MIT entrance examination. 😊
Vienna, Austria 🇦🇹 English

One watermelon is 7K? It is looking like Nigeria is getting more expensive than abroad. I am not sure this size of watermelon can be up to $7 over here.
Anita baker 🧑🍳❤️@Anitadebaker
This country is becoming harder for common people, how do i explain to my 3 children that 1 of this watermelon is 7k This used to be 800 before tinubu became president 😭😭 I couldn’t buy it I just waited for him to cut the 300 naira own for me 😔
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Nigerians and extremely hard work.
CHUKS 🍥@ChuksEricE
Cameraman at Evangelist Ebuka Obi’s Zion Ministry shows off how he controls a 40ft crane camera.
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Even when a lot of Canadians disagree with you and these incentives, where I come from, Leaders steal this money and our little taxes and never do shit! For what it's worth, thank you Canada 🇨🇦. I am grateful! We received the first batch last month!
Mark Carney@MarkJCarney
Nous aidons plus de 12 millions de Canadiens grâce à la nouvelle Allocation canadienne pour l’épicerie et les besoins essentiels. Les versements arriveront dans les comptes de banque bientôt : un supplément unique le 5 juin, puis des versements trimestriels dès le 3 juillet.
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@40PlusImmigrant I have never had any reason to complain, especially when I remember where I am coming from
I have always been grateful to the much and little I can get
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@VrumVictor Bro! Swear down from the bottom of my heart. Staying grateful, especially when you never had that, ever, gives peace of mind, contentment and affinity for more fortunes in one's endeavors.!
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