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What if God was one of us
Just a stranger on the Bangbus
Just trying to pay their student loans
By taking a face full of loads
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Jack Ruby Weapon
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Jack Ruby Weapon
@WTJyeff
I like my beer cold My music loud And my homosexuals FLAMING Habitul Line Stepper.
Reno, NV เข้าร่วม Şubat 2015
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How the fuck do you compare Norm MacDonald to Dennis Miller? Their styles couldn't be more opposite.
Dennis Miller is fast-talking, reference-heavy, smug, and employed a massive vocabulary.
Norm's delivery was slow, spacious, intentionally awkward, and completely unconcerned with seeming smart or impressive.
They're literally comparing the ultimate unfunny try-hard with the ultimate effortless zen master of comedy.
This is stupid as fuck.
Link@Dickfarmdunnz
According to Rolling Stone Magazine, Norm MacDonald is bottom 7 cast member of all time. Rob Schneider is 44.
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@melaniesbush I saw a porn guy with like a full Aqua Teen Hunger Force backpack tattoo and I couldn't stop looking at it
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hearing oneyplays audio in the back of amateur porn like "oh she knows ball"
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@bustanutkeaton I like collecting old sci-fi paperbacks tje prices are insane. You could get a Gene Wolfe book for like 4.95 +S&H
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There used to be a format that solved this problem called mass market paperback but now everyone wants their romantasy in 15 lb faux leather hardback with rainbow holographic gilt edges
Summie's write@RuthSummie
Tbh
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@PenguinHoops @chiweethedog Dog if they have a tapas night RUN DONT WALK
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Homophobia ruinin niggas lives i just got like a 3 shot whiskey sour for 4 bux at a gay bar
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@billyjarrettugh I regret spending 15 bucks on their headphones cant imagine how bad their TV's are
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Worst brand of TV I’ve ever had to deal with
Kent Garrison@KentGarrison
Shoutout to all the dads that paid five grand for this in 2004
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@dlippman @willsommer We are trapped in the belly of this terrible machine and the machine is bleeding to death
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SCOOP: Elliot Berke, the Kennedy Center’s top lawyer, last fall tried to book his own rock cover band the DePlorables to play at the center’s jazz-themed Speakeasy, 3 sources told me. The request was rejected in part due to conflicts of interest concerns. politico.com/news/2026/04/1…
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@spencergwatson I have nonidea ehonthos dude is but have been immensely enjoying his day long melt down.
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This is a person who didn’t think ahead. Who didn’t have a plan for when social media money stopped. A person who thinks doing work offline is for lesser people. Fuck that. Get a job. Develop some skills. Prove your worth to a team. Breaker of Narratives, indeed.
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@feraljokes It's also on Amazon so the Vought stuff falls pretty flat
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Behold.... the most brutal Community Note ever handed out 🤌
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@magills_ Idk man, I think he might have some ground to stand on. What reason do you have for no skittles for breakfast.
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@mindofjdpon One of the interesting " what ifs" of history is how long would it have been before Japan and Nazi Germany turned on each other ifntheyd won the war
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Many online rightoids display a form of homofascist paraphilia where they have to launder their arousal for attractive women through reference to Adolf Hitler. They're gay for Hitler.
Hermes@chaotichermes
This is what Adolf Hitler saw before giving the Japanese honorary Aryan status:
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@cevangelista413 I remember one of the trailers basically just said " watch Paris Hilton die"
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Shaking my head at the part of the OF girls video where she prominently displays her feet so the surveillance state doesn't think im a foot guy
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@AustinHoney30 If doing that put him in the wheelchair he kida earned it
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Mind you he face fucked his male cousin
PatriotTakes 🇺🇸@patriottakes
GOP candidate Madison Cawthorn got engaged in Rome
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what is it called when you're not sexually attracted to anyone in the state of North Carolina
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African warlord asks for gold and a bride from the Ottoman empire or the trading outpost is closed
Polymarket@Polymarket
JUST IN: Uganda’s military chief demands $1 billion from Turkey & “the most beautiful woman in that country for a wife,” threatens to close embassy if demands not met.
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@RyanMcKinnell I was a huge fan and stopped watching when every card had trump on it. Haven't really missed it at all, and I would watch even the Apex shows.
The best part is I haven't had tk cry alone in the shower after watching Tony Ferguson lose once.
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I hope everyone who still watches this shit feels rightly embarrassed
worthless
Adam Martin@MMAdamMartin
Andrew Tate is in the house #ufc327
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No sorry, I’m saving myself for Chad or possibly BBC.
Europa Ineffable@EuropaIneffable
"Hey let's have sex." "No sorry, I'm saving myself for Chad or possibly BBC." "..."
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