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@crwlers They’re both average movies released in a time of shit movies.

As great as Weapons is, and it’s easily a 5 star horror movie, Obsession clears it by a mile. The horror flick of the decade!

@chuusamaa @chrysfolium @cravedcuddle Cants spell facts right…. More typical Niggerdom

@chrysfolium @WompWomp1751 @cravedcuddle faxs

@drinkonsaturday You people gassing up these unfunny hoes. You are the problem

Your wife chooses to love you. She wakes up every single morning and decides, again, that you’re the one. Not out of obligation, not because biology wired her to it, not because family tradition demands it. She looks at your flaws, your morning breath, your weird habits, your failures, and still picks you. That choice is the most powerful force in a man’s life. Your kids? They’re yours from the first breath. Blood and instinct lock them in. Friends come and go—life gets busy, moves happen, interests shift. Siblings share your blood but not always your path. Parents love you from duty and history, beautiful but different. But your wife? She’s a free woman in a world full of options. She could have chosen comfort, excitement, status, or someone easier. Instead she chose you—day after day, year after year. Through arguments and money problems, through kids and exhaustion, through the slow grind when romance fades into real life. She still chooses you. Never take that for granted. Honor it. Reciprocate it. Become the kind of man who makes her choice feel like the smartest decision she ever made. Remember, the day she stops choosing you is the day everything changes. And don't you forget it.

@emma6942694497 Women love to prove to the world they’re incapable of being funny

You call it prank! I call it insulting to both the food and the person you are serving! Food deserves respect even if you don't respect that persons!

@zerowontmiss Obsession is only being hyped because it was released in a time when almost all movies coming out fucking suck and it doesn’t fucking suck

Plot of Obsession btw

@AutismCapital He was always the virgin meme. Also mentally ill

What happened to Clavicular? He stopped taking testosterone and turned into the virgin meme.

@bryan_johnson @_katetolo Is this the dude with the girlfriend with the defective vagina?

I’m meeting Kate’s parents for the first time. Do you think they’ll like me? I’m flying 17 hrs. She’s from Australia and international travel increases aging. But I really love her so it’s worth the cost.

@NewsM101 Incest

Bro...WTF is that?!

@mrmikeMTL Coke

Those who cut out soda completely, what did you switch to?

@KumaArobase Yes if you don’t keep working

Tu dégonfles comme ça quand t'arrêtes les stéroïdes trenbolone tt ça là ???

@JustinMezzell No because the books better

You ever just sit and think about how perfect the cosmic horror of Annihilation (2018) was?

@NorCalGroyper Why is his head so small

Most people don’t know that Hasan’s first content had nothing to do with Politics. It was a series called “Bro Tips” In his first video, Hasan talks about having s*x with… d*gs. 🧐 “I’m gonna come to your house and have s*x with your d*g” 🤨

@dom_lucre No she isn’t

🔥🚨LATEST: Keris Dadson is shocking men across the nation as she won a competition in the Future Farmers of America championship for her sheep.

@retryall1 I don’t remember this scene

@Awesomelyhype Hoes so mad, lol

Adults can pay for whatever product they want without your input. As they clearly already have. I'll take Whore > Racist any day. Least she's not perpetually angry and hating on Twitter all day. Get a life, cause at least she has one to enjoy.

@BigPopz72 Equal rights equal lefts

A black girl attacks a white kid in a classroom and it gets out of control pretty fast... She's swinging out, he's got her partially restrained, defending himself from the punches until he's had enough. In the heat of the moment, he slams her head on a desk Did he go too far?

@TMZ Is he wearing muy thai shorts

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie's son Knox debuts bright orange hair. 👀 bit.ly/4tYbvZI Credit: Backgrid

@pushpendrakum See ya later

US is no longer safe for Indians

@MasculineM7 None of this is uncomfortable

15 Uncomfortable truths that most men never hear ‼️

@CinemaTweets1 Weapons. Easy choice

Pick One.