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@Thorin sorry but if you didn’t resist your enlistment into the genocide force you’re complicit at the minimum. L take.

This trend of hating esports players for the actions of their country's military is fucking insane. You can go ahead and fuck off out of esports already. You're not welcome here.

@Antunes1 i don’t even care if i get fired andrew tate got what he deserved. my name is antunes1 and i work for the giant stupid pussy corporation as an evangelist

Andrew Tate says women should let men cheat 💥 “If a man is taking care of the house and he has chicks on the side, why destroy a happy home?”

My family’s experience living under Castro ingrained in me that the law should protect citizens, not terrorize them. It’s what led me to become a prosecutor. On the 60th anniversary of her escape from Cuba, I invite you to hear our story firsthand from my hero — my Mamita.

@JasonMiyaresVA wait what? the law should protect citizens that’s why i aggressively apply it against citizens? jason are you fucking retarded?

@JasonMiyaresVA You look like a peeled potato.

Wonderful for the Venezuelan people to see the arrest of their socialist, narco-terrorist dictator Maduro. Before the socialists took power, Venezuela was one of the richest counties in Latin America. After years of ruin, it’s one of the poorest. #VenezuelaLibre !!!

@fl0m mirage or d2 please god

So let’s say cache is coming back. What map do you want removed?

@fl0m merry christmas. thanks for all the entertainment so i dont die of boredom in meetings during the week. nice weenie btw.

Merry Christmas Make sure to enjoy the time with loved ones even if it’s just a call ♥️

@PUBGEsports can’t wait to never watch pubg esports again. my attention was already bad for it but they’re driving nails into coffin at this point

A fresh challenge begins The PUBG Players Tour Masters Invitational introduces a new way to play and compete. Get ready for something different. #pubg #pubgesports #invitational #PPTMasters

@AlanDersh can you please fulfill your promise on live tv? thank u so much for your attention on this matter i swear i don’t think you’re chomo

@JomboyMedia i need a breakdown of why the fuck that easily playable ball was a double. isn’t the rule if it’s visible and not stuck it’s in play?

THIS ONE IS GONNA BE A NAIL-BITER

@smaceTRON @GFuelEnergy (THAT IS A COMPLIMENT BTW)

@smaceTRON @GFuelEnergy man i miss smacetron pubg streams. potato aim and pure stupidity for several hours.

An unforgettable run. Thank you for the love, the grind, and the memories. ❤️

@IanCutress @HeathrowAirport @intel @asrock @CORSAIR former hw salesperson: the K sticks out as weird cause of the cooling requirements for 12th gen, but we sold plenty of consumer grade cpus for the most random retail/commercial purposes. my favorite was selling 5950xs a few years back to a national lab for undisclosed reason.

I think someone commissioned gaming machines for @HeathrowAirport T2 signage. @intel Core i9-12900K, @asrock Z690 ITX gaming board with thunderbolt, 32GB of @CORSAIR DDR5-4800. Can't see the GPU, but...

@TalkinYanks wliams sucked yes. ump also sucked. look at the last fkn strike on jazz man. dude needs to be sent down. dogshit.

"I had four (strikes). You missed four." Devin Williams was also ejected from tonight's game

@TalkinBaseball_ OUR BULLPEN IS SO SHIT RIGHT NOW

GEORGE SPRINGER’S SECOND HOMER OF THE GAME IS A GRAND SLAM

@sneakattack @GoosemanCS @CounterStrike @BLASTtv @BLASTPremier whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa dude that is so cool. living legend right there. have fun at the major man!

Counter-Strike. @GoosemanCS #BLASTtvMAJOR

@dirtberry @PitchingNinja now in english for us idiots please

@PitchingNinja Not to worry, forearm supinated pitch types while a joint pathomechanical allows you a view years of dominance before to much laxity and loss of range of motion in the elbow in both directions puts you down! Youth pitchers should not mimic this pitch types!

Will Warren, Two Seamer and Sweeper Overlay. Look how far apart these pitches are...and then cross.

@SecRubio @POTUS hi mr rubio did you know you are a thin skinned pussy?

South Africa's Ambassador to the United States is no longer welcome in our great country. Ebrahim Rasool is a race-baiting politician who hates America and hates @POTUS. We have nothing to discuss with him and so he is considered PERSONA NON GRATA. breitbart.com/africa/2025/03…

@Snakerrrs @oldless1 what is your new job/title? as a fellow technology person i am curious. no specifics needed obv.

FYI nothing has changed from my original plan. I will not be going to PGS events if we qualify, we have a 5th player @oldless1 that will be going instead. It’s nice to be on a real team with potential and representing an organization still. Glad this is the group I ended up with. I start working March 13. PAS starting the day after 😂

@MLBTV i tried to cancel my subscription for $150.00 WITHIN the window for refunds and yet as i sit here, i have no refund in my paypal account. emailing customer service is broken and results in mail handling errors. nobody is ever able to pick up the phone. absurd.