Call me Joe

@saniyafatma1278 Another win for the Cat Distribution System™️! 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈

It’s been just over a week since we found Mimi in a plastic bag, discarded in the front garden. She’s full of beans, bounces around like a frog and is getting bigger and fuzzier everyday! 💕🐾

@RX_9999_2 @realStevenMcK It’s so nice that the civilized Asians are coming together over a rejection of Islam! Nature is healing! 😍

海外の人はご存知かどうか分かりませんが、我々のお隣の国の韓国くんはイスラム教徒が調子に乗っていたらモスクの中に豚の足を投げ込む伝統芸能がありましてぇ 中々クールだとは思わんか？

@2ray_degenemax Based! (An American-style response to a correct and welcome statement or morning greeting!) 🇺🇸🇯🇵💪🇺🇸🇯🇵💪

GUN CONTROL IS GAY（アメリカ風おはようの挨拶）

@Rothmus “Retarded” and “communist” are redundant terms. Other than that? 💯💪

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@TW1NKD3STR0YER I think I just became Italian. 😳 Correction: I just realized I have been Italian all my life and never knew it! I’m glad to finally have some closure over my two life goals!! 😉 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹

never date italians; they only care about food and sex. any greater ambition they have is merely a path towards more food and sex

@KatelynTweeter In a heartbeat! 💓

If you are pro-life would you ever be willing to adopt an unwanted baby? Trying to prove a point.

@LloydLegalist “Music…minor pass…” Ha ha!

Dear rest of the world: Nobody cringes harder at this religious charlatan being Trump’s spiritual advisor than most evangelicals- and that’s including many who voted for him. Her husband wrote some solid music, so he gets a minor pass…but we don’t know what he was thinking, either. #Trump #Journey”

@zbonecantswim I love when I am reading something new (“Irish goodbye”, in this case) and even though I don’t know what it means, it is so clearly communicated that I immediately assimilate it into my vocabulary and, indeed, into my very being. 🖕☘️🖕☘️🖕☘️🖕☘️🖕☘️

Dude one of my co workers just got up and quit mid meeting. Dropped call, starting packing up his desk. Got up, left his laptop and badges behind and Irish goodbye’d the office #BeastMode

@unworthy_prod @sola_chad We in the Grammar Nazi Party have high pizza standards!! 🍍🍕🍍🍕😉

@sola_chad I think you accidentally put a period in that sentence.

No. Pineapple belongs on pizza. Here I stand.

@SoveyX Calling my preferences “Yellow Fever”, while true, has always marginalized me! 😉

Why is attraction to blonde, blue-eyed women considered a preference, but attraction to Asian women gets labeled a fetish?

@Acts17David Besides, @Acts17David will be too busy running the @MikeWingerii Fan Club… 😉

Maleek's constant doxxing of Christians, plus the insults and mockery from the dawah guys, combined with the global violence against Christians from Muslims, have finally worn me down. I surrender. I will never disrespect Muhammad or the Quran again. 😢

@ichimaru_novel It’s true. It is also true that the Star Wars fans lose! 🖖 They look like this when they lose:

アメリカだとスターウォーズのファンとスタートレックのファンがケンカするってホントなの？

@hankinthoughts @MikeWingerii Al-Zutt!! Let the reader understand!! 😉

Today we’re announcing the official Mike Winger fan club. I’m not the one organizing this, just letting you know about it. I heard they were going to call it the Wingalings, which seems kinda goofy to me. For more information please contact this man.

@KevinPinball @MikeWingerii I would pay serious money!! 💰💰💰💰

@MikeWingerii We need t-shirts!

@MikeWingerii @TheMuppetPastor hardest hit!! 😳

Today I came to a realization that even though I’ve been exposing actual evil and corruption amongst leaders in the church I have been doing it with the wrong tone. I mean, they have been defrauding the people of God and deceiving in God’s name but what I did was worse. I didn’t follow the right protocol. I mean, was this really the BEST way to go about it? Couldn’t I just let go and let God? I know 1 Timothy 5:20 says to rebuke them in the presence of all but… who really cares? My sin of having the wrong tone is clearly the bigger issue here. I’ve also probably been doing this for clicks and views without realizing it. Strangers on the internet have reliably informed me of this fact and the fact that I’m doing it for money. I know these videos aren’t monetized but how can so many people be wrong about this? Lots of leaders in the movement have said so as well, and they know more about money than I do, having a lot more of it than I do, so I should trust them. On this day of April 1st I want to apologize to the crooks, liars, thieves, predators, and blasphemers. I’m sorry. I was clearly out of line. From now on I’ll join you in heaping shame upon anyone who tries to hold you accountable.

@JaaGee4 @ywomendeservles I have nose idea what you mean…? 😉

@marksbury @lippyent Obviously this beauty!! 😍🖖

What do you see 👀? Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

@edbranum @hollywoodscifi 👆🖖The right answer!!🖖👆

@hollywoodscifi Star Trek

What is the very first SCIENCE FICTION TV show or movie you ever saw?

@yamanakanobody The Japanese are a noble people. You are notably clean. The Tokyo airport is the cleanest and most pleasant in the world, at least that I have experienced.

俺アメリカ人が日本の事好きなイメージが無かったんだよ。 何なら少し馬鹿にしてると思ってた。 でも全然違った。変な日本人より日本が好きだった。 ひとつ気になってるんだが、どうして日本が好きなの？

@john31337 @hollywoodscifi Let’s be honest: We would all line up to attend the Sci-Fi Museum and World of Tiddies™️! …or am I the only one?!? 😳

@hollywoodscifi Oh my...is that a zero-point energy field manipulator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Someone asked "Now that you're aligning with sex workers, don't you think that will hurt your reputation, lose sponsors and followers?" What we said was, we respect everyone equally, and won't demonize anyone because of their profession. That includes sex workers, teachers, ministers, astronauts, scientists, politicians, writers, actors, producers, bankers, artists, plumbers, waiters, cashiers, all of whom have helped us, and we love them equally!