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Wherever we go, The Jungle follows. #RepBX

@dom_lucre They don’t make school buses short enough for minds like yours.

🔥🚨BREAKING: A second fireball was spotted near central Michigan. When will people be able to claim this is biblical?

@TheRyanNYC @yashar You look easy to draw.

@yashar May nato burn in hell.

May Vladimir Putin burn in hell.

Dan Hurley. The Carpenter.

Alex Karaban dropped a career-high 27 points in @UConnMBB's Second Round win over UCLA 👏 #MarchMadness

HUSKIES TO THE SWEET SIXTEEN 🔥

Familiar territory for the Huskies 🐾 #MarchMadness

PHILLY DUB 👊 @ATT

HUSKIES KEEP ROLLING 🔥 (2) UConn takes down (7) UCLA 73-57 to move on to the Sweet 16 🐾 #MarchMadness

@7toedcat2 @jemelehill

@jemelehill You already cheered over the attempted assassination of Trump, then you danced on Charlie Kirks' grave. Just shut up you racist sack of garbage

So when a certain someone dies, then it’s all good if we keep this same energy?

Jim @Acosta: "Here is the breaking news: the news is broken."

@MSmithly @Nmawazo @cnnbrk Un-American ⬆️

@Nmawazo @cnnbrk Fantastic news. 🖕Them all

CBS News lays off 6% of staff and announces CBS News Radio is shutting down after nearly 100 years on air, kickstarting a Bari Weiss-led overhaul. cnn.it/4bmkCNU

Dystopian. The gov’t invading the press and knocking over historical pillars in its wake. The account I’m quote tweeting belongs to a company that has already been subjugated to airing North Korea-level propaganda used loudly by the Press Sec. Unimaginable damage is taking place.

@hernandy_s Head canon: They were one social linkup away from doing the deed before May’s untimely passing. Matt’s a gentleman.

Just remembered that Matt Murdock and Aunt May were on a first-name basis in No Way Home The odds that the Rizzler of Hell’s Kitchen was up to his usual shenanigans are not zero

@HeatherMur7314 @ImBreckWorsham Do you think your personal retirement fund is an indicator for the economy at large?

I miss the OLD crazy kind of Trump. Mean tweets. Low gas prices. Affordable real estate. My 401K soaring. No new wars. What happened to that guy?

@JChrysler59 @gaetz_a @Justine_Brooke That’s called damage control.

@gaetz_a @Justine_Brooke She also said this

AOC was a bartender until 2018. Now she jets around the globe on taxpayer dime to lecture us about those Venezuelans below the Equator.

@MacrodosingPod The current events podcast where no one keeps up with current events. Maddening.

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@sundevil992 @thats_bb_suzyn 1986…

@thats_bb_suzyn My god listen to all the crybaby Yankee fans coming to Judge’s defense. You will all be singing his praises in July/August when he’s hitting meaningless HRs again. Then playoffs will come around and he’ll be back.

Notice how you don’t see Yankees Twitter ripping Cal Raleigh for not even making the lineup by the end of the WBC. Because we support all of Team USA. Its so sad how so many of you couldn’t enjoy Aaron Judge for two weeks.

@HaterReport @casualtakeking Crunch time* Never heard of clutch time.

Look at the difference between the Lakers bench compared to the Rockets bench during clutch time last night 😭💀

@DanClarkSports So baseball’s actually a team sport, Dan. One player cannot steer the entire ship. Keep ring culture in the NBA. Thanks.

𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗧: Aaron Judge will never be considered a genuine great of the game because he: (a) has never won (let alone led a team to) anything of significance. (b) continually chokes in clutch moments, in big games - both offensively and defensively. He's a regular season hero.