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Scott Keith

@_Scotacon_

The living embodiment of the noise dads make when they sit down after a long day

Aberdeen, Scotland เข้าร่วม Haziran 2009
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Scott Keith
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@AXS_UK Im still waiting on a refund for my Childish Gambino tickets, email was received about the cancellation on the 8th October, now over three weeks later still no refund. Who do I contact about this?
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Imagine a Rocky-style montage, but it's just me making a Ramos Gin Fizz on a dead Christmas Eve shift.
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In the words of Ghandi, run the track
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@ItsHomeAlone I tell you every single time to play some ABBA... I finally feel seen.
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Inadvertently came up with the best marketing line for Ovaltine. So good it literally had Scott on the floor of Co-op. But this shit isn't free so hit me up lads; let's take this global 🌎
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When you think about it, James from Busted wouldn't be rushed off his feet looking for Gordon Street today. Quick Google maps of 'Gordon Street', wedding successfully crashed, back home in time for Corrie, job done.
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I got called a cheese baguette by a customer at work today. You get zero context for this.
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@ItsHomeAlone Can confirm; surprised the butter for the dinner rolls haven't melted as yet
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Just catching up on last decade's Fame Academy; Lemar was robbed...
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In this essay I will conduct a critical study of the quality of hot dogs at entertainment venues.
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Turns out cinema screenings need gadgies doing pushups mid movie to really bring it all together; who knew? Icing on the cake... One armed pushups. Cursed. Just cursed.
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Will I need to see any other Barbie films before swing this one? Want to be caught up on any official lore
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The sheer amount of neon feathers littering the streets of Edinburgh right now is impressive...
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