Andy Smith

We did it. We #GTTO.

@BenGrahamUK @JackieD86388657 @PaulSmi82601272 Yeah, die quietly and hungry so as not to annoy the elite who want their weekly steak without a tag

@JackieD86388657 @PaulSmi82601272 So many things going wrong at once Jackie.

Britain has become so lawless that we now have to put security tags on £7.25 steaks. What has happened to this country?

@premier_exotic @narindertweets @PolitlcsUK Incel vibes

@narindertweets @PolitlcsUK Only mouthy online, very quiet in person!!!!

🚨 WATCH: Nigel Farage is repeatedly heckled at the launch of Reform UK's London local election campaign

@CatharineHoey @GBPolitcs @RoyalFamily What’s the earliest Easter message you remember?

@GBPolitcs The King needs to give us an explanation for this decision. He also needs to reflect on the message it sends Christians in the United Kingdom @RoyalFamily

🚨BREAKING: Buckingham Palace has confirmed King Charles will not issue an Easter message this year

@TheAthleticFC First task to let the club doctor go. We don’t need experts, and certainly not vaccines

Matt Le Tissier has returned to Southampton in an advisory role which will support the club’s board. Le Tissier is expected to work with the club’s football department and contribute to decision-making. The 57-year-old, one of Southampton’s most celebrated players, previously stepped down from his role as club ambassador in 2022 following criticism of his social media activity. More from @nnamdionye bit.ly/48tQRZw

@petercrouch Good feet for a big man

Those were the days 😬

@mrhenrymorris She honestly is a waste of taxpayer cash

Who don't know how to use apostrophes...

@chatswithem @JaneFeathersto1 Are you actually crazy? For the UK to be as 'safe' as US cities we'd have to increase violent crime and legalise guns. The deficit is continuing to increase. Inflation is down - vs Trump's peak last year.

@JaneFeathersto1 You mean safe cities , zero illegal immigration, biggest amount of investment ever into the country , deficit down , economy booming and talks of scrapping income tax? Gosh yes how horrible Clown 🤡

For anyone thinking about voting Reform.. just look at Trump’s America and that’s what you’d get.

@ByGeoffW Human rights

Cheese, wine, chocolate, sport, possibly Nandos.

@chukwukwame @_pauljoyce 33 million to scout players everyone can literally see on their TVs? No hidden gems? No players scouted from one of the lesser watched leagues in Europe? £33m to scout Wirtz, Isak, Frimpong, and co? No.

@_pauljoyce 33 million to scout players everyone can literally see on their TVs? No hidden gems? No players scouted from one of the lesser watched leagues in Europe? £33m to scout Wirtz, Isak, Frimpong, and co?

@Jeanblaguin16 @drinkisgreat @rorysutherland @off_pubwatch Weird vibe for a guy who doesn't like insults

@_andysmith @drinkisgreat @rorysutherland @off_pubwatch Open a dictionary Andy before writing things, that will save you the embarrassment of saying stupid stuffs. Have a nice day - I'm muting this conversation now. Your sense of relevance and timing are second to none.

Because it's a fucking train. That's what trains do which aircraft don't. And because 1.8m people live in Kent and 1.8m people live in Essex, none of whom want to spend 40 minutes going in the wrong direction to spend an hour in a St Pancras holding pen. But apart from that...

@ChimeraX2021 @Mikey1878 @LNER @rorysutherland It's not relevant that you don't understand the history of privatisation. It's not relevant that restrictions exist right now. The discussion is about how we can provide better experiences, potentially through more flexibility in tickets

@_andysmith @Mikey1878 @LNER @rorysutherland So it's not super relevant that you're ranting about "privatisation" about a company that isn't private, or that your ranting about restrictions as if they are something new, when in fact they've been around for decades?? 🙄

Had to kill 2 hours in Stevenage because my advance single tied me to one specific train… despite two earlier ones being half empty. Bit of a shame, @LNER — feels like something that should be fixable. @rorysutherland literally wrote the solution.

@ChimeraX2021 @Mikey1878 @LNER @rorysutherland Idk man, they weren’t super relevant Did you do the google?

@_andysmith @Mikey1878 @LNER @rorysutherland The ones I already point out to you?

@ChimeraX2021 @Mikey1878 @LNER @rorysutherland Which facts, exactly?

@_andysmith @Mikey1878 @LNER @rorysutherland So you're just going to ignore the facts because they're inconvenient to you...................?

@ChimeraX2021 @Mikey1878 @LNER @rorysutherland You're going to have to remember to read and breathe at the same time, I can't do that for you

@ChimeraX2021 @Mikey1878 @LNER @rorysutherland Then, if you go to AI Mode, ask the follow up question: Tell me how LNER came to be

@ChimeraX2021 @Mikey1878 @LNER @rorysutherland You can google that, you may learn a thing

@_andysmith @Mikey1878 @LNER @rorysutherland Is that so. Advance tickets have been around in one form or another, for at least 40 years........ Secondly, since when was LNER a private company??

@Jeanblaguin16 @drinkisgreat @rorysutherland @off_pubwatch Just another guy calling out your hypocrisy

@_andysmith @drinkisgreat @rorysutherland @off_pubwatch Who are you exactly? Jumping out of nowhere and being irrelevant?

@ChimeraX2021 @Mikey1878 @LNER @rorysutherland I explained where privatisation has impacted how you buy a ticket.

@_andysmith @Mikey1878 @LNER @rorysutherland Where does "privatisation" come into this????? Nowhere, that's where. If you buy a ticket with T&Cs that you AGREE TO, you can't then start complaining when those same T&Cs are no longer convenient.........

@Jeanblaguin16 @drinkisgreat @rorysutherland @off_pubwatch That's all you have, insults? A patriot with 3 flags in his bio 👍

@drinkisgreat @rorysutherland @off_pubwatch If you believe so you're a massive retard