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@papshine_t Amen 🙏 let go again and crush today goals

May today bring clarity where there is confusion, progress where there is delay, and joy where there is worry. May every step we take move us closer to our goals. Stay positive. Stay focused. We go again 💪

@tkhing10 No go warm your Eba wey dy fridge 🙂‍↔️

See my single ass laughing with them. Mtcheww

@cryptohubhome Everybody loves Nigeria

@_bordaz I'm Choosing that 50 million

@Themrbachelor Fairs 🤣

@_bordaz 50mili bro

@cryptohubhome The partner you choose determines how you will spend the rest of your life

@_bordaz The day you choose your wife you desire your destiny.

Someone said this is a lie, all for a blue tick… I laughed hard. This is an ongoing matter we are still trying to resolve. This particular one even happened to an extended family member . The one that happened to us directly? Way worse than what I posted here. Some people’s entitlement is truly wild.

@SimplyUtd @RichFay @sportbible Manchester United just dy open new tab 🤣

🚨 JUST IN! Manchester United have reportedly opened talks to sign Paris Saint-Germain star Bradley Barcola! [@RichFay, @sportbible]

@Hybrid_Ola The funny thing is the woman will have ladies cheering her on that nonsense advice

This gist is crazy 😂 A lady just revealed that she had been dating her current husband for two years before divorcing her ex-husband. She said she met her current husband while she was still married and decided to give the relationship a shot. She advised women not to let their husbands stop them from being with the love of their lives.

I love how prayer can bring quick peace and settle your heart almost immediately.

@DanisonPatience 🤣🤣

@_bordaz I'm telling you bro, I know how to deal with him if he doesn't change his mind.😂

I told this boy to stay with me in Manchester United. He's my son, the one holding the football. He says he likes Lamine Yamal. My husband is Manchester United like me, but he's not always with us. Me that is starting to like football, and I expected this boy to support me o.😂 Now see him in Barcelona jersey.💔 Please how do I make him a fan of Manchester United? I'll love to have him there with me.

My parents are my responsibilities, there's nothing you can tell me.

My mother died. Six months ago. Today, her lawyer called. He said I never finished collecting my inheritance. I told him he had the wrong person. He went quiet. Then said: "No. You were here three days ago." I laughed. I live three states away. I haven't visited that city in years. The lawyer didn't laugh. He sounded confused. Then concerned. Then he asked: "Why would you say that?"  I told him the truth. I had never met him. Never entered his office. Never signed anything. He stopped talking. Paper shuffled. Then: "The signature matches." I asked him to email it. Five minutes later. The document arrived. My name. My ID number. My signature. Everything correct. Everything mine. Except I didn't sign it. I called immediately. He apologized. Said mistakes happen. Then he checked again. Same result. Same ID. Same face. Same signature. No mistake. I asked what was collected. A safety deposit box. My mother rented it. For twenty years. The box was opened. Emptied. Closed again. Three days ago. I asked what was inside. The lawyer didn't know. Only one item remained. Something left behind. After the visit. Not before. I drove there. Six hours. No stops. The lawyer met me. Pale. Tired. Like he hadn't slept. He unlocked the box. Inside. One folded note. Nothing else. I knew the handwriting. My mother's. No doubt. The note said: "I left two keys." "I always knew there would be two of you." "Don't look for each other." "That is the only rule."

@cryptohubhome We stress our self on things we can’t control instead of enjoy the moment and let it play it out the way it will play out.

Sometimes, we spend so much time trying to predict every step, control every outcome, and force every door open that we forget one important thing: some of the best things in life happen when we simply trust the process. Stop worrying about how it will happen. Not everything in life needs to be figured out before it can unfold. Trust that what is meant for you will find its way to you. The right doors will open when the time is right. The right people will enter your life when you need them most. The right opportunities will appear when you are ready for them. You don't have to have all the answers today. You don't have to know every detail of the journey before taking the next step. Trust the timing of your journey, and let the magic unfold exactly when it is meant to.

@Nefisah001 Good gesture matter

I went to his place, and I cooked white rice cos he had some stew in his freezer, brought it out and there was one meat in it. So I told him there’s just one meat left but it’s in your food, I guess I just wanted to see what he’ll do, he ate it all. Everything, and this is someone that comes to my house and I bring out a fresh batch of goat meat in the freezer. Any way, I felt somehow, meat isn’t my problem; I had soup in my own house and I never cook without both meat and fish, it was just the lack of sensibility of it all. So I decided to go to bed, he stayed up and I was awoken around 2am in the morning to him watching Andrew Tate on YouTube on a very very loud volume about masculinity. Till date, any time I remember I dated this person, I recoil to myself, last time I ever looked an Igbo man twice! I didn’t break up, I just stopped taking his calls and responding to his messages, he called and called, his brother called, he even tagged me to a post here and I untangled myself. Tufia!!!

@AanuAanu634905 Some attitudes from their wife push some of them to depression

I am married to a man who has always taken his responsibilities seriously. For years, he has been the one paying the rent, school fees, electricity, and other bills in our home. He never joked with it, and I’ve always respected him for that. Recently, he had a delay in his salary. For the first time, things became tight. Rent was due, school fees were due, and several other payments were waiting. I could see the pressure on him, and I also knew I had the money to help. But I made a decision not to step in. 🧵

@tkhing10 @Czooba Manchester is bigger than Madrid when it comes to online news and media milking their news. Biggest fanbase for a reason

@_bordaz @Czooba Bigger than Madrid? What weed are you on?

Real Madrid 4th signing and it was not all over the news No one saw this coming, just straight to business unlike Man United. “Linked” “Interested” “Observing” “Keen” “Monitoring” “Expecting” Serious clubs are moving fast with precision while United is always in daily news wasting the fans time!

@cryptohubhome Nobody want to travel out again 🤣

@papshine_t 🤣🤣🤣

@_bordaz I go japa but with the money now😅… like 30m for the processing then the remaining 20m to build over there