@Emjay88

@vickiD1971 @jet2tweets He's not wrong 😂

Fair play to the @jet2tweets Captain who just described the weather we’re heading back to in Birmingham as “gopping”. He’s totally managed our expectations!

@vickiD1971 So beautiful ❤️

Ciao Italia 🤩

@vickiD1971 You're a good Mummy ❤️ Give him our love xx

The car is packed with all of Son No.2’s shit that he couldn’t take on the plane to Germany and we’re en route to deliver it all to him. Along with 6 jars of Marmite, endless tins of baked beans and a good few bottles of Timothy Taylors #HomeComforts

@RobbieRinder @HMD_UK

Please light a candle and place it safely in your window at 8pm tonight. Show your neighbours, your community, your nation that you have the courage to stand against hate. @HMD_UK FOR A BETTER FUTURE

@TiggyWalker @piratejw @GrumpyOldRick @HolmesAndFamily I heard the bikes as I was working and thought that must be for Johnny. What a wonderful send off ❤️

We couldn’t have bettered a thing about ⁦@piratejw⁩ ‘s send off yesterday. Beautiful music, fab readings & SO much laughter. He left with Born To Run blasting! I’m sure he loved it. 🙏 ⁦@GrumpyOldRick⁩ #Palidachoir #paulvenables #janetreays ⁦@HolmesAndFamily⁩

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Manchester United is saddened to bring you the following statement from the family of Denis Law.

This is Lady. She is on a very important phone call right now, if you don't mind. 13/10

@MissJRPxx @LushLtd Looks like popcorn, with the bit of kernel still attached. I know they use it in that cleanser. ❤️

@LushLtd absolutely disgusting! Dead bugs inside my 12 year old daughters cleanser, bought at christmas! Not happy at all given this is a 'vegan' product!

This is Maisy. She gets an additional party hat for each birthday, and she just turned nine. 13/10 may this tradition go on forever

@GingerLiesl You had me at red Bounty! 🙌

@vickiD1971 Big hugs, very proud of our little Olly pops xx

Son No.2 flying to Germany this morning to take up his new role as a Post Doc Researcher with the Max Planck Institute. Unbelievably excited for him, but a little bit sad for me cos I’m gonna miss his noise and his mess but mostly his hugs.

@TiggyWalker @BBCRadio2 Raising a glass here in the shire, where he will be much missed 🥂 ❤️

What does a new widow do on NYE? She listens to @BBCRadio2, opens a bottle and toasts her amazing husband. Courageous, wise, strong, creative and never dull. They didn’t call him the Pirate for nothing. Above all - the most devoted loving husband. Pls raise a 🥂to Johnnie Walker

COMPETITION TIME! Just noticed that the printer failed to attach the very last page of the calendar in the bottom of the box. I’ll give this away today (rather than chuck it) Just RT and follow and I’ll pick the winner at 7pm. My little shop: infinitebacon.com

@Number10cat Presents galore here 🎄

Wishing a happy Christmas to all my friends around the world. Please reply with your pictures of cats (and lesser pets) joining in the festivities

Please do retweet to help promote my Teeny-Tiny business. I sell signed giclee prints, mugs, tees and greeting cards. They all make excellent gifts. You’ll find my little store here: infinitebacon.com Thank you!

@vickiD1971 😂😂😂

Checking out Son No.2’s future home in Hanover and obviously had to visit the Christmas Market. Seems Oli is not a fan of Gluhwein…

@vickiD1971 Brilliant 😂🐽

Parental cruelty is getting your vegan son to take a photo of you with your big pork swords…

I have ONE HUNDRED and TWENTY calendars left. So worried they’re going to be hard to shift with everyone sick of the misinformation and the far-right. But if I could just get this to under 100, you’d be doing a nice thing infinitebacon.com/shop/p/nerdlin…

COMPETITION TIME! I’m giving away one of my 2025 calendars and a runner-up prize of a pack of Star Wars themed Xmas cards. To win just RT & follow and I’ll draw tomorrow (Sat) 6pm. There’s also 15% OFF in my store. Just use the code BACON at checkout. infinitebacon.com