Aaron Keevil

Who likes steak?! 🤤 Only thing missing is a bottle of Red 🍷 Thank me later...... The Victoria Inn, Barnt Green.

Absolutely unreal from United today 👏🏻

Quality

🤝 Interim Manager Chris Knott has confirmed that Lewis Marston will be joining his coaching team! 🔗 ow.ly/q6Ho50XTxjm #BackingTheBrakes | #BrakesTogether

Wow

@ottrTweets What’s your aim assist setting?

This Ak-205 Laser Beam Build IS UNREAL #battlefield6

@EASFCDirect Fucking sort it out you little cunts.

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@UtdXclusive Ole at the wheel

He’s gotta go? Surely lol.

Loved him in Emmerdale

I’m sorry to say but @ManUtd simply cannot be classed as a big club anymore. Yes, commercially they’ll always be a powerhouse but in comparison to the other ‘big 6’ clubs, they had the poorest campaign last season and have moved the slowest in the transfer window. Says it all. The days of competing, attacking the transfer market and being a feared side are long gone. Spearheaded by INEOS who are just as incompetent as the Glazers. At this rate, Amorim won’t see out the calendar year and the toxic cycle will continue.

the older I get, i completely understand why some people go off the grid and live their lives in private

@AskPaddyPower any chance in responding to my 5 previous tweets?! You owe me money…..

@AskPaddyPower it’s been three weeks and I’m still awaiting my winnings that I won and was refunded back onto my card…any chance?

@paddypower it’s been 10 days and I’m still awaiting my winners. I’ve reached out 3 times and now I’m being ignored…Taking the piss a little bit now? Quick enough taking the money.

@paddypower any chance in replying?

@paddypower it’s been a week and I’ve not had my winnings refunded back onto my card? Any chance…

The best we’ve had in my lifetime — and don’t let a certain black and white-themed fanbase with a fetish for inflatable dinosaurs tell you otherwise. He’s never, ever let England down. I don’t think he ever will.

Wow. How good is Mobland!!

@louie_ocoe_95 Cause we’re fucking massive

How can United buy Cunha, Mbuemo etc with no European football and finishing 15th?