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the best part of being 25 is feeling like you’re 8 years old

The space between shores

mt fuji was as beautiful as I imagined it to be :)

So many cute new stickers will be going on my shop tomorrow!!!

I took her to my birdhouse and I beaked it

Robby: using an abandoned baby for therapy Al Hashimi: having a breakdown Javadi: rethinking her career choices Samira: not coming back Mel and Santos:

Delighted to announce that we have moved a stick perhaps 0.8 miles.

Se dio cuenta de que Robby tiene razón, por eso dejó de manejar. No es tan difícil.

If you are crying and wearing pajama pants in your own yard in northern Virginia they send you to the mental hospital and shave all your hair off. If you have two functioning headlights in Richmond someone will call you an undercover police officer

new sticker in my next drop on the 20th 🍎

Apparently no one at the office knows that clav overdosed

Lena Dunham remains interesting because she does in fact tell HER truth, even when it is ugly and enrages other people. Many people wish they had the balls for that

Wilco makes me so emotional I wish I was 47

wrote my first poem it goes like this — coo coo coo I love you

@ChristnNitemare @offbeatorbit omg i got mail from them addressed to my dead grandmother a few weeks ago! so weird bc she kept a list of religious orgs she donated to and this wasnt on the list

Apparently, this is a real commercial from the International Fellowship of Christians and Jews asking people to sponsor "one precious Jew"

icl i ain’t know iggy pop had scoliosis i thought that was his swag lean

my daughter gets SO mad when anyone calls Ponyo a goldfish. god help you if you call Ponyo a goldfish.

I love this comment so much I think of it every time I listen to the talking heads

saw @lenadunham in philly yesterday and there was a Q&A portion of the event and one woman asked her if she had any advice for how a 64 year old divorced jewish woman might find a husband and she said maybe go to a michael buble concert and the lady was like i have