Tim. Just Tim

“Those Who Can Make You Believe Absurdities, Can Make You Commit Atrocities” .... Voltaire

@LionelMedia He ain't running. But I'd take any Muppet from Sesame Street over trump

OK, you don't like Trump. I got it. So you want this guy back?

@ClayTravis Clay. I'm your Huckleberry. Ill bet my monthly income against yours.

Tim, I’ll bet you a million dollars that by this time next year — call it closing price on April 1, 2027 — gas prices will be lower than they were on February 27th, 2026, the day before we bombed Iran. Higher than $68, you win, lower than $68, I win.

@BoLoudon And who has profited more from being president? Just answer that

Here's the total amount of taxpayer $ the past 10 Presidents took as salary: Trump: $0.00 Biden: $1.6 Million Obama: $3.2 Million W Bush: $3.2 Million Clinton: $1.6 million HW Bush: $800K Reagan: $1.6 Million Carter: $800K Ford: $500K Nixon: $1.1 Million

Hey @CNN stop the talking heads and tell us what going on.

@unusual_whales Your last word misspelled Criminal.

BREAKING: Just five minutes before Trump's announcement to halt the attacks on Iran, massive trades reportedly hit the market. In one move, $1.5 billion in S&P 500 (ES) futures was bought while $192 million in oil (CL) futures was sold. These orders were 4–6x larger than anything else at the time. The trader seemingly made huge gains. Unusual.

@elonmusk Ok. You're shit. No....you're the fly that eats shit.

Yes

@nollzr4242 @BreakingNews Bwaaaaa ha h a ha

@BreakingNews Ha Trump wins again!

BREAKING: Senate Democrats and Trump reach agreement in government shutdown fight. nbcnews.com/politics/congr…

@elonmusk Then why the f are you against solar?

The Sun is an enormous, free fusion reactor in the sky. It is super dumb to make tiny fusion reactors on Earth. Even if you burned 4 Jupiters, the Sun would still round up to 100% of all power that will ever be produced in the solar system!! Stop wasting money on puny little reactors, unless actively acknowledging that they are just there for your pet science project jfc.

@joeroganhq But they dont. You're making that up.

Elon Musk: "Doesn't it seem weird that the legacy media all say the same thing at the same time using the same phrases?"

@JDVance You are one dumb arse mofo. Jebus, your stupidity never stops. Send your in-laws out of the country you P.O.S. Dumbest Ivy league dipshit I've ever seen.

The connection between illegal immigration and skyrocketing housing costs is as clear as day. We are proud to be moving in the right direction. Still so much to do.

@realMaalouf I think there's a lot of white racists misogynistic fxcks that would agree with him

This imam in France is very angry about women who wear perfume and says they should never leave their homes and must stay indoors at all times so they don’t ‘provoke’ Muslim men. What do you think?

@Walgreens your app is the worst app I've ever used. Full of bugs, glitches and useless bs. Do better please. Oh, and provide wifi in your store

@georgesantos Well... Bye! No matter what, you belong in prison

Sadly it seems that my family and I will be departing the city I’ve called home my entire life. NYC will become a very dangerous place to live in if we elect mayor Mamdani and that is a risk I am unwilling to take now that I want to start growing my family.

Hey @tacobell app didn't work at the store, now it wont scan my receipt. Do better. Your competitors apps work. Yours sucks!

Huh! Seems like a former Army National Guard, and current Secretary of War would know how to do a proper salute. Yet every photo I've seen him salute in, @PeteHegseth gets it wrong. Sad! #learntosalute #youredoingitwrong #secretaryofwar #loser #wannabe #stopdrinking #cheaters

@BreakingNews And shit like this is why I no longer watch the NFL.

UPDATE: Indianapolis police say Mark Sanchez was arrested on charges that include battery after the former NFL QB was stabbed in an altercation. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/f…

@elonmusk Cancel X for the health of your children.

Cancel Netflix for the health of your kids

Hey @WasteManagement I pay you for composting. My expectation is accepting commercially compostable material...ie compostable plastic bags, cups, service ware. You need to accept that. Period. I dont have a choice on my garbage pick up, and you're expensive.

@MarkSalter55 And Oklahoma voted this idiot in. I have family in Oklahoma. He should not be a reflection on them, but unfortunately he is.

@BreakingNews Hope that demented fxxxer is in a ton of pain. Lord knows he's caused enough for others.

BREAKING: Rudy Giuliani was hospitalized with fractured vertebrae and several injuries after a car accident last night, his head of security says. nbcnews.com/politics/polit…