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Susim Mohanty (गब्बर का बाप)
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Susim Mohanty (गब्बर का बाप)
@altertwit
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Ahmedabad เข้าร่วม Şubat 2010
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@dekhane_mukul Butcher's: Boti, kapda aur makaan.
Pearl trader: Moti kapda aur makaan.
Gandhiji: Dhoti, kapda aur makaan.
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Doctors, especially the Surgeons are simple souls, their basic needs are 'OT, Kapda aur Makaan'
#wordplay
Hit like, if you get the wordplay!!
😄😄😄
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@nimishdubey Just like Bollywood's BO number obsession has killed Hindi cinema...
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A note of thanks to our current commentators and analysts whose bleating on stats has led to this mindset.
Not bothering answering because honestly, with this line of thought, what is there to say?
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@vishcomical यह सुन कर Tata Amaron अनशन पे बैठ गया...
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@adhirasy @AdityaDharFilms मुंबई से पचास पचास दूर, जब कोई करण, आदित्य या फ़िर कोई Nepo Papa film बनाने की सोचता है, तो box office कहता है... रहने दे बेटा, असली #Dhuran_Dhar आ जाएगा...
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@AdityaDharFilms should make
a film on script chori and other
Gems of Bollywood 😀
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They make really awesome triple schezwan fried rice with manchurian and manchow soup
Cycle Chain Shankar@dakuwithchaku
Anyone who gets Mumbai Roadside Chinese Food to Ahmedabad will be able to buy a 2Cr flat at Sindhu Bhawan in next 2 years. Pakka
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Do का पता नहीं.
But first thing to say... 👇
ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ@iGreenGod
Question of the day: If you were an alien, what’s the first thing you’d do on Earth?
30% ethanol blending.
Now, a DIY project at the Petrol Pump itself. 😎
अब पियो. पिलाओ. और ख़ुद मिलाओ.
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@nimishdubey आमी तोमाके भालू-बाशी का भालू होगा...
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Er...what is the person dressed as the Abominable SNowman supposed to be?
ANI@ANI
#WATCH | West Bengal | Devotees celebrate during a procession in Malda on the occasion of the Ram Navami festival.
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किसी की मुस्कुराहटों पे हो निसार,
किसी का दर्द मिल सके तो ले उधार,
किसी के वास्ते हो तेरे दिल में प्यार,
जीना इसी का नाम है...
And, in the process, inculcated the fine taste of old Hindi Film Music...
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@sps_dstl @kumarmanish9 When in doubt, fly-over... 😁
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@altertwit @kumarmanish9 Probably Ahmedabad is the only city in India with - traditional good old AMTS, Not so new BRTS, & Brand new & every expanding METRO rail
+ completely new road carved out in the middle of the city-ve come up in past 10 years-sabarmati river front roads-8kms each on both sides
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Ahmedabad do everything possible to not feature in this list ever.
And to do that the magic word starts from P 🚍!
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उधर खाने में microplastics तबाही मचा रहे हैं.
इधर हम nylon ठूस रहे हैं. 😎
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Susim Mohanty (गब्बर का बाप) รีทวีตแล้ว
On the one hand billions spent on war, on the other, people queuing up for food. The world has such misplaced priorities! 😢
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