Andy Norris

The reason we're not into forgiving the people abandoning MAGA now is that you're not doing it because of the rampant racism, sexism, utter stupidity or any number of other unconscionable things, but because it's finally negatively affecting you personally. You learned nothing.

@iky_fwjett Is this the Colbert Report?

the other night husband and i were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears. anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. people said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. now, i happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. so every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange. so now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? bear. every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear. bears. they’re everywhere. be wary. anyone or anything could be a bear.

@nazzobetweeting Of course not. Are the democrats?

are the republicans going to ask “where are we getting that money from” for this the same way they do when we talk about feeding kids in elementary schools or providing daycare for working families or providing healthcare for americans ?

None of these are DC Talk so...

The most iconic spaceships in cinema🛸. I'll start.

Is there an unspoken online rule that putting ‘Christ is King’ on your bio gives you free rein to be a vile, cruel, bigoted asshole to anyone you want to?

@stephen_conger @nyaraVT Some people are really good at it. Not you, though.

Trans people don't steal your healthcare, billionaires do. Undocumented migrants don't steal your housing, billionaires do. Poor people don't steal your taxpayer dollars, billionaires do. Black people don't steal your jobs, billionaires do.

@cem_uk_ Cool, I'll just go arrest him. I have as good of a chance as you do.

Hey Americans, I might be a know-nothing Brit, but I can't help thinking that arresting your president for raping kids might be a better idea than letting him collapse the global economy and possibly end the world. Just a suggestion.

@theheldmusic @Brad_Deuster @FlaPanthers @BSEM_Tech This you? Talking in public? About your wife? Who you have sex with? x.com/i/status/19947…

@Brad_Deuster @FlaPanthers @BSEM_Tech I have no issue with his sexual preference aside from it being unbiblical, I am for the rights of all human beings. We don’t need this in sports or anywhere in the public square, sex is private

At last night's Pride game, we recognized Air Force veteran and member of the LGBTQ+ community, Charlie Baston, as our @BSEM_Tech Hero Among Us! Thank you for your service, Charlie 🫡

@justwalton @prozacprodIIIgy @J_Kartch @CavsCare @cavs @monstershockey @ChargeCLE @clevelandwnba @RockEntGroup You're not very good at trolling. But I bet Jesus would appreciate your effort. Matthew 5:5

@andyworthless @prozacprodIIIgy @J_Kartch @CavsCare @cavs @monstershockey @ChargeCLE @clevelandwnba @RockEntGroup I suppose he was a little weird. I guess I was right and you were wrong all along. Thanks!

Today we honor Transgender Day of Visibility and celebrate authenticity, courage, and community. 🏳️‍⚧️

@FBGreatMoments Shoulda retired his number

Cam Heyward wrecking games at Ohio State 😤

@DJfromIndy @CoreyB08 Of course you can. Just stop saying mean shit to gay people and no one will call you out. Telling people that who they are is a sin is mean. Just stop.

@andyworthless @CoreyB08 You honestly don’t see how this is effectively saying you can’t be Christian and participate in our society? A celebration of homosexuality is not a protected class. And why does it always come back to “bullshit fairytales” I’m not hostile. I’m kind to gay people. Why be an ass?

1. The gay community isn’t telling anyone they need to go out and be gay 2. The Christian community calls anyone who’s not Christian sinners and if you don’t believe in what they believe in you’re destined for an afterlife of hell. So which group again is the one pushing and forcing their beliefs onto others more? The LGBTQ community who says “accept us for who we are” or the Christian community who only thinks their way of life is proper?

@DJfromIndy @CoreyB08 Is a private business discriminating against a protected class illegal? Yep. Keep your bullshit fairy tales out of our government.

@andyworthless @CoreyB08 I asked a yes or no question. Is a private business refusing to participate in a gay wedding not being backed into a corner?

@justwalton @prozacprodIIIgy @J_Kartch @CavsCare @cavs @monstershockey @ChargeCLE @clevelandwnba @RockEntGroup You think having a bear rip children to shreds is having a sense of humor? Typical American Christian.

@andyworthless @prozacprodIIIgy @J_Kartch @CavsCare @cavs @monstershockey @ChargeCLE @clevelandwnba @RockEntGroup Umm. First of all, Elisha is considered NEITHER a minor OR major prophet. So there is that. Second of all, regardless of that, I'd like to think he'd have a sense of humor about being called Baldy, something I just thought would benefit you somehow.

@justwalton @prozacprodIIIgy @J_Kartch @CavsCare @cavs @monstershockey @ChargeCLE @clevelandwnba @RockEntGroup You calling 1 of the major prophets an old weird guy is pretty funny. I don't think you know the bible very well

@andyworthless @prozacprodIIIgy @J_Kartch @CavsCare @cavs @monstershockey @ChargeCLE @clevelandwnba @RockEntGroup Oh I am. Just thought that verse about calling and old weird guy Baldy was funny and relevant for some reason.

@spidawrldd Guilty!

@andyworthless “Violently assaulting and discriminating against” dude ur a fat retarded liberal atheist

If these stupid ass mfers would stop talking shit (and violently assaulting and discriminating against) on gay people, there wouldn't even be a pride month.

@DidDTrumpDie That's just cruel

Yes, Donald Trump has died today.

@Franklin_Graham How did i block this giant piece of shit and I'm STILL seeing this?? Go fuck yourself, hypocrite.

Only God can fill the emptiness in your heart.

@spidawrldd @Krtzyy There's no such thing as sin.

@Krtzyy No ones denouncing your existence dude stop being such a pussy. Just because he is against homosexuality doesn’t mean he hates you as a person or “denounces your existence” it’s just a sin in Christianity and we all sin. Love the sinner, hate the sin.

being a queer sports fan is crazy because randomly your favorite players will pop out of nowhere to denounce your existence I almost bought bros jersey but luckily I went with Gonzalez instead 🙏