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Didi Cornichon des “Razmoket”

Didi Cornichon des “Razmoket”

@anton_labae

Big Time Cesuality | i will tune and or repair your piano for you hmu

Sydney เข้าร่วม Ekim 2009
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the heart
the heart@Fredward3948576·
(sitting on a couch staring at a tv that’s playing a compilation of every decision I’ve ever made) Ah, a testament to my feebleness. Oh I remember this one, my feebleness was guiding me. Interesting, how feeble of me. Yep. Testament to my feebleness. Feeble again, of course
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@_artsartsarts small towns have the best stuff, once on MY BIRTHDAY i found a really beautiful '90s blazer in a charity shop in one tiny town for $20, and then later that afternoon in another equally tiny town 15km down the road I found the matching skirt for $1. best bday ever
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artsartsarts out
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art@_artsartsarts·
was gonna cancel on a wedding bc i outgrew all my suits and am so broke . went to charity shop in my middle of nowhere coastal town and found a 90s DIOR FULL SUIT .. UNWORN .. IMMACULATE . *BRAND NEW* . MY EXACT SIZE LIKE IT WAS TAILORED .. FOR £50 . god said GO to the ball twink
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birthday baby@byowife·
@anton_labae just need u to know that to this day i think about going “pooh bear mode” multiple times a week lmfao
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birthday baby
birthday baby@byowife·
was finally able to fucking Get Up now time for my 10:30pm morning shower followed by breakfast #healthspo 💅 Need me an automatic background replacer bc i don’t have energy to edit pics but this tp bin setup is NOT giving but anyways will probs delete when i get insecure love u!
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birthday baby@byowife

when i have energy to post hot beautiful slutty pics again as well as this fucking g0fundme that just feels so selfish with everything going on in the world (even if i need the money to survive lol) THEN it’s ALL over for. well still me i guess. mostly bc i have no fucking energy

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jj revanche
jj revanche@jonnoxrevanche·
When PTA discourse has been happening on and off for months but you’re the “friend that’s too woke” that has been listening to Fiona Apple since the age of 16 and have to keep your mouth shut whenever people speak
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Bec Shaw@Brocklesnitch·
Rebel Wilson going off on Instagram after being called out for bad behaviour. The wrong fat Australian lesbian got famous I would never do that
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Posthuman Pat@SlayerRules_420·
Placebo are ultimately just kind of a mid-tier glammy alt rock band for nail polish teens but they cooked generationally when they wrote Without You I’m Nothing. Also they’re less spiritually ugly than Muse.
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ig algo keeps showing me this vintage wedding dress seller who is apparently very popular despite their entire vibe being "what you wore a gown from the '60s or '90s that was way too small for you"
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waxed my lip fuzz on a whim while i was doing my legs on the weekend and wow. not only does my lip feel weird because it's too smooth (urgh!) but i have three whiteheads which are more obvious than the fuzz ever was. i am very smart
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Mia “Jazz Jaren Jackson Jr” Lastname
Boy what a week, huh? Lemon, it’s Wednesday!!!!!! Pockets? Yes! But determination and zest for life? Rapidly diminishing!!!!!!!!!!!!! At least I know how to channel that Joie de Vivre via clothing and a somewhat healthy level of masking!!!!!!!
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mums love to say "do your own makeup for your wedding, you're good at it and you don't need much" then send you a photo of yourself where you have visibly crooked lipliner and eyebrow blindness and the photo uses a heavy-handed instagram filter and you are 10 years younger in it
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we have a roast chook in the fridge so patsy sits in the kitchen like "i love chicken...i wish i could have some" whenever we open it which is cute considering karl's medieval king method of simply believing all fowl in the domain was legally his
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having a wild saturday night up late watching some guys in a big hole on my street try to get the water back on. will they get the water back on? let's watch
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Onzathegreat
Onzathegreat@onzathegreat·
@anton_labae @rakalipal A single mom who’s an RN? You poor mom has probably had like 40 hours of sleep, total, since then.
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mum told me she was "plodding through" a little bolero to wear to my connubials but wasn't sure how it was going so i was like "oh show us" fucken alright dianne
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@niccagefan666 @johnvvariety noooo boooo! "put everything in vacuum bags" they said "it will give you so much extra space" they said....yeah awesome, i have heaps more room in my wardrobe now because i had to throw half my shit out. thanks mate 👍🏻
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MΛЯGΛЯΣƬ@niccagefan666·
@anton_labae @johnvvariety omg RIP :( i just found a denim jacket stained gray on the top half just from being next to a black sweater . wtf are they making this shit out of
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MΛЯGΛЯΣƬ
MΛЯGΛЯΣƬ@niccagefan666·
sorting through 10 years of clothes to get rid of and it’s like….. damn i really have always been that bitch…… not sure where the fuck i thought i was going to wear a pink latex dress in 2016 but i bought it anyway bc i’ve always believed in dreaming big….
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@marrowing bc it's so dishonest maybe? like as horrible as it was to have magazines full of celebrities detailing their insane cabbage soup/maple syrup water/cigarette diets it's less irritating than "no i just looks like this from eating three square meals a day why are you being mean"
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marrowing
marrowing@marrowing·
trying to put my finger on why the current trend of skeletal thinness in female celebs is so totally unappealing compared to 90s-2000s version. that was also horrible obviously but it had, well… some kind of appeal. it was romantic and self-destructive
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