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@goodlobster1 Nice rollocks

I really miss rowing I was pretty good in my younger days

@davidfirewater @Crookshank101 You ever dropped it in one ?

@Crookshank101 Good work Wordle 1,593 4/6 🟨🟩⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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@davidfirewater Was it you?

Figured out who’s stealing the hedgehogs’ dinner

@JoeBangles11 @LouiseScot51918 Just eat it - either a delight or days off work - both a winner

Depends on the cheese and how it has been stored but if it's a hard, aged cheese such as a cheddar then it can last months. If its a soft young cheese such as a brie then you'd probably see visible signs of spoiling. 10 days isn't long in a fridge, just don't use clingfilm to wrap/store cheese.

I know, I am 47 and should know stuff like this but I don't, so, help please. Bought cheese in a pack from Tesco. Opened it about 10 days maybe more ago. How long before it will make me ill? Im weird with food and it being off but really want cheese and crackers. Diolch yn fawr

@Mogyimii 8-4 is the winner

@JoeBangles11 @_we_love_food Blackberries and cheese ? Good combo?

@_we_love_food Not as much as I love cheese.

Do you like Blackberries?

@WHATSFORDlNNER Mushy peas and tarter sauce

What's missing? 🤔

@Brettmorseoly @Jenny_1884 Why should I give up a seat to a child who pays less than me or doesn’t pay at all? Why give up to a woman - this is the time of equality? I have a hard job and love a sit down after work

@Jenny_1884 Shouldn’t even be a question, add any female, child and elderly person to the list

Would you give your seat up on a train/bus for a disabled person & a pregnant lady?

@thatsdax Did god make alcohol ?

6 MONTHS ALCOHOL FREE! GOD IS GOOD!

@JoeBangles11 Working nights

What is everyone doing with their weekend?

@JoeBangles11 Cheeky fag on there too :-)

Happy Fathers day to the best man I have ever known.

@JoeBangles11 Fuck off - they would all be consumed by noon on Sunday

I'm often asked if I ever get bored of cheese. 4786 cheeses were judged at the World Cheese Awards. To put that into perspective, if I tried a different cheese EVERY DAY, by the time I finished them all, it would be July 15th 2038!

@fesshole You cannot get a tan though a window

Love a bit of sun on my balls. Whilst driving I pull my shorts to one side and set them free. Sometimes, if this isn't enough, I'll pull my pants down to my ankles and drive around like I'm sitting on a toilet. Lovely.

@RaesTake Are we picking a clean team or anyone we want?

@JoeBangles11 Happy bday mes cheese - what’s you fav cheese ?

Would you all join me in wishing Mrs Bangles a happy birthday.

@JoeBangles11 You not ready to babysit a second yet?

Happy Saturday, everyone!

@Schafernaker @HogwashHot Well said - even scruffy you are a stud

@HogwashHot Thank you for caring so much! 😁 You must be really lonely.

Jesus, @Schafernaker looks scruffy these days.

@TrackSpice Running to scape a tester ?

@JoeBangles11 @1Nicdar Cheese All fabricated by the gone off milk marketing board

@1Nicdar God.

What’s your answer?

@RobertIrwin Celebrating the famous Australia trouser snake 😀

I’ve been wearing Bonds my whole life - proud to celebrate Australia’s most iconic animals, and the most iconic underwear! #BondsMadeForDownUnder #BondsUSA #Ad