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@garlic_wife @madisontayt_ liar. prove it by showing us videos of them bouncing

@madisontayt_ My boobs are out 😤

47 degrees in nyc today… that’s slut weather

@JordanT3317 @JorgeIraheta @teslaflexx Go drive your Mach E 🤣

@JorgeIraheta @teslaflexx Same trash different color. They all look exactly the same. Ugly

Just 2 Model Ys with FSD paid in full 🤖

@JorgeIraheta @teslaflexx That red is fucking gorgeous. I wish I got it, instead of stealth grey

@teslaflexx Yes! Same 😁

@Umbra_Mirrors @XboxSupport Fucking retard

@XboxSupport This reeks of AI, you know that, right?

We are aware that some users have received errant messaging through the Xbox Mobile App. Apologies for this inconvenience. Currently, our engineering teams are working to identify the underlying cause of these notifications.

@MurrayHillGuy1 Do you know how I can report Muslims to ice? Brooklyn is filled with them. They double park all over the place to pray. Fucking terrorists

Gents… Let’s say you’ve found the perfect girl. Beautiful and funny. But she’s got pronouns in her Instagram bio and she leans liberal (but doesn’t post about it). Is she still wifey and you just look the other way… or is that the kind of thing that comes back later?

@pinchharmonic_ @NoahFenceLGM @MurrayHillGuy1 @NYCMayor That’s where I am. But the world doesn’t revolve around you, so he’s excused from doing his job. 😂

@beetinator @NoahFenceLGM @MurrayHillGuy1 @NYCMayor South Brooklyn is a shithole

Good morning, NYC! Weather: Temps ~30° Snow Cleared: 7,398 crosswalks. 3,366 bus stops. 1,777 hydrants. Ferries: Staten Island on regular schedule. NYC Ferries on adjusted schedule. Outreach: Workers out 24/7 bringing people inside. Roads: Open, but proceed with caution.

@rustyshack234 @MurrayHillGuy1 @NYCMayor When do 311 reports work? DSNY is a fucking joke. They collect OT while jerking each other off all day.

@beetinator @MurrayHillGuy1 @NYCMayor Okay report to 311 and stop crying. This response was literally 500x better than last time.

@NoahFenceLGM @MurrayHillGuy1 @NYCMayor Is Brooklyn not one of his boroughs?

@beetinator @MurrayHillGuy1 @NYCMayor The world doesn’t revolve around you

@MurrayHillGuy1 @NYCMayor So, he did a good job at making sure avenues were cleared, by my block hasn’t see a plow since the day it started snowing. No plow at all yesterday.

@NYCMayor Honestly. You did a really good job. I give credit when it’s due. Nice work retard

@ClashRoyale @hayday you’re next. Listen to you fanbase and fix the game.

@singingsox @Ellen_Lee3 I use Amazon Pharmacy for everything except antibiotics, or something I need asap. But for the first order of any medication Amazon has it to you either same, or next day. Then they ship it a week or so before it’s due, with UPS and they have it to you on time. Super convenient.

@Ellen_Lee3 they're truly the worst and our last local pharmacy announced their closing, so now it's our only option for real :( I only started using them when the smaller pharm couldn't get my adhd meds reliably (not their fault really, but I still needed them)

Hey CVS, just wondering when I became the drug inventory manager at this location

@ilove2shit @meow2748 @ManitobasManiac Fuck them 🆖®️ kids

@meow2748 @ManitobasManiac Doesn’t seem like it. I choose to save the children

how do i get rid of the bell thing next to the time?

@OhMyEmz Why didn’t you go illegally?

the amount of weird comments under my celebration post is wild

@makiruui @w85rr @PrendamTodos @persianmama111 Retard

@w85rr @PrendamTodos @persianmama111 You support ICE. The same group that shot and killed a white woman but not before calling that woman "a fucking bitch" then proceeded to stop a doctor to conduct medical help. Who again is the evil one?

Duh. Why would I deny anything I ever said on a public platform

@NewsScooper77 @messedupfoods Breyers used to be the best ice cream ever. Now it’s all bullshit ingredients

@messedupfoods Breyer's isn't technically ice cream, it's a frozen dairy dessert.

@archivekamala @KamalaHarris Ah yes, every January 14th 2026, is kamala harris day. How often does 2026 roll around?

From now on, January 14th, 2026 will be known as “Kamala Harris Day” in Jackson, Mississippi. Mayor John Horhn made the announcement this evening at the Thalia Mara Hall. He also presented MVP @KamalaHarris with the key to the city. 🤎 🎥: kalansr240

@fentyfacefirst You’re a retarded monkey, of course you do.

I love her so much

@TopherNowak @ChipotleTweets And you’re eating it on that nasty ass, unvacuumed, carpet.

@TopherNowak @ChipotleTweets Retard