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@GermanSimply_ with duolingo, you'll think you're making progress untill you're faced with real life situation then everything vanishes. it just has a way of giving you dopamine spike that your brain construes as real progress. however, I'd say it helps expose beginner to new words.

Unpopular opinion 🇩🇪 Duolingo will not make you fluent in German. It will teach you to protect a streak. Not hold a conversation. Real fluency comes from: • Reading full sentences in context • Speaking with actual humans • Making embarrassing mistakes and surviving them • Consuming German content daily The green owl can start your journey. It cannot finish it. Agree or disagree? 👇🏽

@GermanSimply_ Me core 😂

@GermanSimply_ You make learning interesting German interesting Vielen Dank 🙌

A1 | German for Everyone ♥️🇩🇪 Simple expressions and questions, and how to say/pronounce them.

@GermanSimply_ lmaooo some teachers make some of these topics look complicated. this is the most simplified version I've seen in a while

Nobody told you that 6 words handle almost every situation in German. Not grammar tables. Not rules. Just 6 modal verbs. Master them — you can express ability, permission, obligation, desire, and doubt in one structure. Thread 🇩🇪🧵

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Only a few will get this joke 🤣

@GermanSimply_ This is actually crazy cos I wouldn't have understand this joke if I missed class yesterday 😂

@GermanSimply_ Einfach 🕺

@ChemutaiSego @GermanSimply_ Thought I was the only one.

@GermanSimply_ Thanks for your work. This is my favourite account.

Things Germans say that confuse everyone else 🇩🇪😂 "Das ist mir Wurst." Literal: That is sausage to me. Actual meaning: I don't care. "Ich verstehe nur Bahnhof." Literal: I only understand train station. Actual meaning: I have no idea what you're saying. "Tomaten auf den Augen haben." Literal: To have tomatoes on your eyes. Actual meaning: To be oblivious to what's happening around you. "Jemandem die Daumen drücken." Literal: To press thumbs for someone. Actual meaning: To keep fingers crossed for someone. German idioms hit different. 😭🇩🇪 Drop one you know 👇🏽

@GermanSimply_ Was für eine verrückte Sprache 😂

@PureMinD__ Can't verify my NIN to proceed. Any solution? I've tried multiple times

If you support Peter Obi, you must become a card-carrying member of ADC. I just did mine in less than 3-minutes via👇 adcregistration.ng

@GermanSimply_ Damn it! This is actually lovely and crazy at the same time 😁 I learnt Anstandsstück and Fremdschämen not long ago

🇩🇪 German has a word for the sadness you feel knowing the world will never be what it should be. Weltschmerz Welt = world. Schmerz = pain English can't name it. German built a word for it – because naming a feeling is honouring it. More where that came from. Grab a coffee🧵👇

@GermanSimply_ Nur schlafen 🫩

🗣 Mini conversation A: Was machst du heute? B: Ich lerne Deutsch Reply as Person B 👇

@GermanSimply_ I heard Germans have a word for the guilt of eating the last piece 😭😭😂😂😂

What German word made you go "wait… they have a word for THAT?"

@beamiller Man, fuck you for making this masterpiece (respectfully) You ruined my sleep schedule cos' I gotta stay up all night listening to this on repeat Oh my God! A banger!

@GermanSimply_ Ich trinke Wasser 🙂‍↔️

🗣 Practice Ich esse jetzt (I am eating now) Say: “I am drinking water” 👇