Richard “Beer” Hurts, J.D.

Having to watch the Big Ten on CBS on a Saturday #shrink #nukeDisney

@neersfan63 YN, this means you have gravity on offense like 2016 Steph. Well done sir.

What do I even say to this

@elliotmellinger This reminded me to schedule my appointment. Thanks, Dick.

I will be unavailable tomorrow from 2-2:30pm EST as I will be getting a haircut.

@Kelseys_army @DillingHim @JonRothstein Because your poverty irrelevant program that only has 2 championships is light work for an SEC program

@DillingHim @JonRothstein You do have one of the easier non cons in P4 basketball

Mark Pope tells me that he’s still unsure if Kentucky’s Jaland Lowe (shoulder) and Denzel Aberdeen (leg) will be available for Tuesday’s opener against Nicholls. Both players — as well as Jayden Quaintance (knee) — DNP in last week’s exhibition game against Georgetown.

Google me. I win. 9-0.

Can we still order the Hugh-normous Freeze with Cheese though?

@ronadvisors Smile my goodness

@DonnyRoss1872 Definition of doing the little things right.

Enough of the blabber, let’s get back to the basics #expand

Auburn, Rick is inside of you. #MAGA #LANK

@nickwatts He must be going to ATO then.

60 year old guy at the bar kept coming up to me and telling me “ITS GO TIME”

@espn @ESPNCFB The fact that this graphic was ready shows this was planned and is intentional and it makes me sick to my stomach

A fall Saturday without college football is no Saturday at all. YouTube TV customers without ABC, ESPN, ESPN2, ESPNU, SECN and ACCN, visit here: Keepmynetworks.com

@boilermade @BronaldDuck @TheFieldOf68 @BetMGM Just hang it up and call it a day unc.

@BronaldDuck @bigrickhurts @TheFieldOf68 @BetMGM Bout as big as that homeboy’s nattys too

Kentucky beats No. 1 Purdue by double digits, then loses to unranked Georgetown by double digits 😳 Kentucky's exhibition season was _______ 🤔

@ForTheCorner @b9bozzi No logo?

@b9bozzi I’d rather be poor and play a dog track everyday than be Booger McFarlane.

Logo farming when you get paid to talk ball on ESPN for a living is an absolute big dog play.

@PatMcAfeeShow Thank you for accommodating instead of caving to greedy bastard bosses.

Happy Halloween.. We will be celebrating, per usual. Progrum will be available on ESPN (if you have access obviously), ESPN+, Disney+, YouTube, TikTok LIVE, AND BREAKING NEWS.. today we’ll be LIVE right here on X Noon-2:30/3ish EASTERN

@BigBlueDrew33 #FREECALVIN

Oh Calvin. 🤣

Good morning.

@ESPNPR Take some accountability and just admit you’re greedy.

Statement regarding Google’s YouTube TV

@on3 Fix it now @espn you greedy bastards

BREAKING: Disney/ESPN is no longer on YouTubeTV due to a carriage dispute💔 on3.com/nil/news/youtu…

@boilermade @TheFieldOf68 @BetMGM

@bigrickhurts @TheFieldOf68 @BetMGM I’ve got your wife’s nattys

@boilermade @TheFieldOf68 @BetMGM And you have no nattys to show for it.

@TheFieldOf68 @BetMGM Arkansas, Creighton, and now Kentucky. Three straight years of teams whose highlight of the year is beating Purdue.