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everything looking good for a +20% pump

@LibertyCappy say this " CALM DOWN! Fkin hell, are you bleeding?" goes down a treat

Any tips that actually work?

@hai_Priesty @HazelAppleyard public humiliation is the answer

@bitbotics @HazelAppleyard People don’t suddenly frel “disgusted about themselves” when people cold shoulder them unless they already have self esteem issue. For instance someone (a a third world country guy,but that’s irrelevant) on X just pasted gifs that tried to call me a Ret—-, I lol’ed,

Dad W 👏

@Terfs_R gollum??

Happy Trans Visibility Day. 🌷🌻🌼🌷🌻🌼🌷🌻🌼

@NoContextBrits baked beans

Say something nice about the UK.

@mask_bastard i tend to agree

@bitbotics Do you know why women wear so much makeup and perfume? because they're ugly

What sucks about Japan?

@ScottCraig18 @Rainmaker1973 i let Trump push it all the way in

@bitbotics @Rainmaker1973 So you're a Democrat right?

In the 80's Knickerbocker released an ET themed light up finger toy, the product was quickly removed from stores and discontinued just a few months later.

@TheRoyalSerf making sure they all hate themselves

What are you doing today for Trans Visibility?

@marycatedelvey @grok cheers grok

Hey @grok please remove the man from this photo:

@fesshole the old wank beside your wife. Did it once where i was just ping ping my hips up and down fucking the air LMAO!!! she woke up and asks "are you masturbating!?!?" "no..." i was almost hitting the ceiling haha

I work unsocial hours so quite often come home late and wake up my partner when I get into bed for a cuddle. I speed up my breathing and then very gradually slow it down until she falls asleep again. It works every time but I don't want to tell her in case it ruins the magic.

@WomenBeingAwful black women stink like men

Yes, these are real stats.

@PhiWie97 @Rainmaker1973 🤝

@bitbotics @Rainmaker1973 @bitbotics came to x for a laugh, did not get dissapointed😂10/10. never change, my friend

@MensHumor that horse got a look like it wants to suck yo dick

That look on the horses face...says "And I'll do it again"

@NYCMayor i'd say the mental illness is up for debate

Today is Trans Day of Visibility. Trans, non-binary, and gender-nonconforming people have always been here — from the hijra of India to the Diné nádleehi to the leaders who built the modern LGBTQIA+ movement here in New York. Your existence is not up for debate. Your lives are not a political issue. We’re fighting for a city where every trans New Yorker can live openly, safely, and with joy.

OnlyGrans - grandma's but they teach you how to cook. pic unrelated

@truckmeimei bet it smells like fart in there

25歳トレーラー運転手 今夜は「トラック車中泊」で就寝中😪

@klara_sjo he will die in there

Very humane, very fair

@RealPostFolder well fuck...

The creator of The Simpsons being in the Epstein files suggests they weren't predicting events, they were confessing

@fesshole they can probably smell 10x better aswell lmao

Teach people to drive for a living. Had a fully deaf pupil which was fine and ideal really. Music up, not having to make conversation as well.Cracked out a whopper of a fart as well mid lesson without fear of them hearing it. Forgot that deaf people can smell.

@PopBase international abomination day

Today is International Transgender Day of Visibility.