Inevitable Brian

@adahstwt Fooked.

you won’t believe this 😭 so I bought a new laptop today did the whole setup uninstalled Microsoft Edge now I have… no browser how do you install a browser without a browser....am I cooked? 😭

@LeeAndersonMP_ How much would it have cost if we drilled it Lee? A, the same B, I haven't got a clue C, I just repost any old shite.

Madness. Miliband Style 👇

@hrkbenowen @kingkapoor72 @weny62 It's only rated 3 out of 5 for hygiene.

@kingkapoor72 @weny62 If I were in England I would love to come eat your non-halal food! I’m sure it’s delicious!

Many people are asking me to open a GoFundMe page. I want to make it clear that I’m not doing this and I’m not giving anyone permission to create one for me. Anyone who wants to support me, please come to my Non-Halal Indian Restaurant in Hammersmith and spend money there. If you can’t, please pray for my family’s safety. 🙏

@BROKENBRITAIN0 Thomas with his fake press pass, plank of the week.

🚨 BREAKING: FRED HAS BEEN ATTACKED BY ANTIFA 🇬🇧 Young Bob and Fred were leaving the UKIP March for Jesus when violent far left ANTIFA attacked Bob and Fred❗ Imagine if groups of patriots went about smashing ANTIFA up, we would be INSTANTLY arrested - it's time to PRESCRIBE ANTIFA AS A TERRORIST ORGANISATION ⚠️ Footage from @YoungBobRB @Fred_cpo

@nikidoog Reform voters on the way to vote?.

Sunday morning, first metro arrives from Sunderland #NEWSUN 🤣🤣🤣

@Bbmorg You had a lucky escape this time.😂

Visiting London and needed to get a tyre fixed. Found nearest tyre place fixed for £10 within 25 minutes and he didn’t knife or murder us at all!

@Mr_Sal_ @DWPgovuk A typical Reform alarm clock Britain.

Hey @DWPgovuk do you need to review Gary Taggart's benefits? He doesn't appear to be having too many problems with his 'right shoulder'🤔 He's from Greenock if that helps you find his records.

@GlesgaBluemk6 Nobody wants to see your kitchen.

@RobertJenrick We can drill for the gas, it would still have cost us £100 billion since 2021, so what is your point?.

Britain has paid Norway over £100 billion for gas since 2021. For gas they’re drilling in the North Sea, the same sea Ed Miliband has banned new drilling in on the British side. Madness.

@huggan_anas Just as many Restore MPs voted on the fuel tax debate as Reform MPs.

@brainballs Remind me how many restore MPs they are ?

Do not care, Im voting Reform. They are polling at 29%. Restore at best at 3%, no body knows them, and their councillors in Kent walked out of an illegal migrant motion set by Reform Councillors. Restore have shown they don’t care about the country or kent and would rather protest with the Green Party. And no one else comes close to Reform. End of story. 👍🏽

@celEstinE0_ @akafaceUS @grok Maybe the eye surgeon did her teeth, and the dentist worked on her eyes.

@akafaceUS @grok who is she? And is she straight out of an horror movie?

Woman went to Turkey to get her teeth done.. Here are the results.

@TheRealJamieKay Someone needs to knock those Turkey teeth out.

Just the usual ‘Raise the Colours’ brigade intimidating a woman who dared challenge their flag-hoisting shenanigans. Protectors of women only when it suits their racist agenda, it seems.

@mpwarwick Stop panicking you daft twat.

London is closer to Iranian territory than Diego Garcia is. Iran has fired ballistic missiles at Diego Garcia. The United Kingdom's ability to intercept these ballistic missiles is ... nothing.

@MelJStride Yet you did nothing about it in 14 years.

In Britain today there is a tax that punishes ambition, traps families in the wrong homes, and quietly freezes our housing market in place. You all know the one I mean. Stamp Duty. It is a punitive tax on moving house. And that means it is a tax on living your life. It punishes the young couple trying to buy their first home. It punishes the growing family who need another bedroom for a new baby. It punishes the worker who wants to move across the country for a better job. And it punishes pensioners who would happily downsize - freeing up larger homes for younger families - but simply cannot afford the tax bill. The result is predictable. Fewer people move. Fewer homes come onto the market. And the ladder of home ownership becomes harder and harder to climb. A healthy housing market should allow people to move to the right home, in the right place, at the right stage of life. Stamp Duty does the opposite. It locks people in place. Abolishing it would unlock Britain. Young people would find it easier to buy their first property. Couples could upsize to start a family. Older homeowners could downsize without being punished by the taxman. And when people move, the whole economy moves with them. More people moving means more work for builders, painters and renovators. More customers for local DIY shops. More business for furniture shops and tradespeople. A single house move sets off a chain reaction of economic activity in communities right across the country. Estate agents @WinkworthUK, who I have been out with this week, see buyers and sellers every day who have to face hugely punitive stamp duty bills. And the evidence shows just how damaging stamp duty is. According to the @OBR_UK, a one percentage point increase in stamp duty can reduce property transactions by between five and seven per cent. Yet on this Government’s watch the stamp duty due on a £300,000 home will have doubled during their time in office. But beyond the economics lies something deeper. We @Conservatives believe that owning your own home gives you a real stake in society. It gives people roots in their community and pride in their neighbourhood. So a future Conservative Government will abolish Stamp Duty on primary residences altogether. Finished. Gone. And we’ll pay for it by getting a grip on government spending - including £23 billion in welfare reform because responsible tax cuts must be funded and must support economic growth. If Keir Starmer and Rachel Reeves are serious about growth - about unlocking opportunity and fixing Britain’s broken housing market - they should do the same. Because a country where people cannot afford to move is a country where social mobility stalls. But a country where families can settle where they choose, not where they’re stuck? That is a freer, fairer, more dynamic Britain. And it starts by scrapping Stamp Duty.

@TiceRichard Wind and sun are free Dicky, stop acting like a dinosaur and move with the times

Net Stupid Zero is a death cult Killing our jobs Killing our industries Killing our economy

@Rus_Khairullin Non existent army though.

Let me be honest about Dubai. No income tax. Zero. You keep everything you earn. Safest country on earth - Numbeo 2025. Crime index 16. London is 45. Paris is 50. Sun 365 days a year. The city never sleeps. Infrastructure that makes European capitals look like they’re still in 2005. You can build a company in a free zone with 100% foreign ownership and zero corporate tax on most structures. World-class hospitals. Best malls. Restaurants from every corner of the planet. You want a Michelin-starred dinner at midnight - done. Every major crypto exchange, fund, and Web3 company is setting up here. The ecosystem is real. And the people? 200 nationalities living in the same city. Nobody cares where you’re from. Only what you’re building. People ask me why I came back here after the recent situation. The question should be - why would I leave? There is no better city on earth right now for someone who wants to build, earn, and actually live well. That’s not marketing. That’s just the reality of living here. 🇦🇪

@Alexarmstrong Off you trot then Alex, put your name down first.

Good to know that Trump was right. The Islamic Republics can strike targets thousands of miles further than many said they could.

@TiceRichard @reformparty_uk What's even more staggering is you supported Trumps war that will see us with higher bills, Reform really are NOT a party for the people.

Markets are applying massive “moron premium” to Labour ruining UK economy 1yr gilt yield is higher than Mexico & Brazil…. Only @reformparty_uk can save Britain

@DaveB1947 @Lupezofficial @HollyGrayle You are the one accusing, burden of proof is on you Dave.

@Lupezofficial @HollyGrayle Prove it

Just amazing. The gang rape of thousands of little girls is such a small price to pay for some rice and friend food.