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2025 was a wild year ATHs, life changing opportunities, and at the same time the biggest liquidations we’ve ever seen. The wipe came at peak euphoria. Right when everyone felt invincible, net worths vanished and a lot of dreams went with them. That’s the part of the cycle no one likes to talk about, but it’s always there This market gives fast, then takes faster. It doesn’t care about narratives, timelines, or how badly you wanted it to work. If you’re still here, you’re a winner in my book. And if you manage to stick around through the next few months, when things will probably be slow, boring, and unforgiving, chances are you’ll make it the next cycle Wishing everyone a strong 2026. Finish this year close to the people you love. Start the next one hungry, focused, and ready. Don’t quit. Don’t lose the edge. Surround yourself with good people, nothing real gets built alone in this game Cheers to 2026

I'd like to recommend a good bed time story to ppl who just max longed on some other bullshit Trump said today

Jobs will say “we’re like a family here” and then lay you off randomly

trenching is nothing what it used to be 2021 you didn’t even need to be good. you just bought whatever was on CT or twitter and held. random BSC coins with useless utility or tokenomics. everything went up. your uber driver was telling you about safemoon. nobody knew what they were doing and THAT WAS THE POINT. pure vibes. everyone was winning together and your boys were celebrations every day. that was real peak, and nothing has come close 2023 was different. the hype was gone, the “tourists” left and it was just the ones who stayed through the bear. small gcs with the same 10 guys who were 24/7 finding coins, holding and shilling. someone would drop a contract at 50k mcap and everyone would just ape. no terminal, no bubblemaps. rugs were just part of it, you’d get rugged then hit a 40x later on. everyone was holding. it took longer to buy than the average hold time today. you were just in it together finding shit before anyone else. the rest of crypto had no idea what was happening in those trenches and that’s what made it good 2024/2025 had its moments. WIF, BONK, TRUMP. good money was made. but even that was already a diluted version of what came before now look around. the gcs are quiet, half the people you used to trench with either blew up or turned into KOLs making casino deals. everyone’s sniping. everyone’s copy trading everyone. nobody apes plays anymore because every shill is just exit liquidity. the traders aren’t the same either. it used to be smart degens with conviction. now it’s fortnite kids optimizing entries on coins they don’t even believe in, selling after 8 seconds. no one’s having fun, it’s all forced we’ll still get seasons. some token will do 1000x and everyone will say we’re back. but each time it’s a little less. a little more dead the game’s not dead it just doesn’t feel like anything anymore

@sibeleth Happy birthday granny

I turned 29 today! ✨ Started this account at the age of 23. Now I am a granny 😭

@tontheneko @SolportTom lmao

@SolportTom Everyone stopped trusting you long before the incident so that battle won't be hard.

Full incident report on what happened is now live. Some highlights: No team member accounts were compromised. In the end, this was completely on a domain service provider, which has accepted full responsibility. We will be refunding all users 110% of the money that was stolen, meaning they will receive 10% more than they lost to make up for the situation. Now an uphill battle begins to restore trust.

@haildhruv Great game, had lots of fun playing it

Someone made a game in which you have to program a drone using a simple python-like language to fully automate various farming tasks

As the lotus lives in water, where no trace will remain. Leave nothing behind. Trade on Aster Chain.

@imperooterxbt I think more people would care if PantherSwap gets hacked

Bonkfun has been hacked for almost 5 days and nobody cares.

Trump going from Venezuela to Iran is basically like me trading. Venezuela? Perfect setup, worked but I sized too small. Next trade? I am euphoric, I go 10x size on a shitty setup: Iran. It goes wrong. But I am trapped, keep adding size and blame the market for being wrong.

@sibeleth @rasmr_eth @cobie @gainzy222 @blknoiz06 @kmoney The hottest is @downsin

@rasmr_eth Let me do a quick ranking Hottest - @cobie (he is definitely the top) Nice to chat - @gainzy222 , @blknoiz06 , @kmoney Wouldn’t touch - Frank and Cooker But I am 28 so most of the men are too young for me here.

Women should rank “men in web3” hotness in retaliation…aha

@art_is_found @blknoiz06 Best time ever

crazy era, truly had to be there

“why do you have a gap in your resume?” idk why is there a gap in your staff? something to worry about

@FakeRosaParkXBT @rasmr_eth @CookerFlips @issathecooker No wonder why cooker is interacting with him and tate on twitter

@cheatcoiner @rasmr_eth @CookerFlips @issathecooker Think he’s already running one

Cookerflips is now down nearly $500,000 on his oil long. When @rasmr_eth, @CookerFlips, and @issathecooker are your confluence on a trade, you are fucked. There are influencers, and then there are traders. The real markets aren’t a bundled memecoin you can insider trade with your axiom or fomo cabal 🥀.

@Cobratate Larp

@journoverax @PolymarketTrade Real talk

YOU WILL NOT BECOME A QUANT not because you're stupid. not because you don't have access to information all the content is freee - MIT posted Strang's linear algebra course, Harvard gives away probability theory PDFs, Stanford - optimization u won't become a quant because you dont have the discipline to solve 200 textbook problems in a row cuz the moment you see an integral, your brain says "tooooooo hard" and you open TikToooook while you're watching another 5-minute video "how I made $10K in a day trading crypto," a guy your age is sitting down deriving the BlackScholes equation from scratch. nooot copying. Nooot googling the solution. takes a blank sheet, writes dΠ = rΠ dt, and an hour later he has the formula that underpins a trillion dollar derivatives industry on his desk in 18 months he'll be making $300K-$500K u'll be complaining on Twitter that "markets are manipulated" and "the rich always win" the difference isnt luck. the difference is that when he saw conditional probability P(A|B), he didn't close the article he sat down and solved 50 problems until it became intuitive. and you read the definition, said "got it" and moved on. Spoiler: you didn't get it here's the truth nobody tells you: Jane Street, Citadel, HRT - they're not looking for smart people they're looking for people who can sit on one problem for 6 hours and not give up cuz in real trading, nobody's going to hand you a ready solution. The market is 5,000 simultaneous equations with 50,000 variables, and they're all changing every millisecond the average Jane Street employee made $1.4 million per year in 2025. That's AVERAGE. Not top trader. Not a legend. Just a regular guy who knows what eigenvalue decomposition is and isn't afraid to use it and you? You still think trading is about "feeling the market move"" That if you post cool profit screenshots on Telegram, someone will believe you know what you're doing quants don't feel. Quants calculate. While you're guessing "will Bitcoin go up or down," they've already calculated that at current volatility σ=0.65, correlation with S&P ρ=0.43, and accounting for conditional probability based on onchain metrics, the expected value of going long is negative. So they short. And they take your money this article gives you the entire roadmap. literally step-by-step what to learn, which books to read, what code to write. All free. All accessible. 18 months at 2 hours per day but you won't start. because lvl 1 homework is "solve all problems from chapters 1-6 of Blitzstein's textbook" that's 150+ problems. and your brain has already found an excuse: "I don't need this, I'll just trade patterns" okay. keep going. keep blowing up accounts and believing "next time I'll get lucky" And somewhere, a guy who's sitting today deriving Itô's lemma will be making your annual salary in a month in 2 years and the funniest part? You'll read this text, feel a sting, maybe even tell yourself "damn, I need to get serious" u'll open the textbook. You'll see the first formula and you'll close it cuz you don't want to BE a quant. You want to LOOK LIKE a quant. And those are different things

@rusk0f @Blopkout @neet_sol Indeed

@Blopkout @neet_sol @cheatcoiner Le world neet order est inévitable

Unemployment Acceleration

@SpiderCrypto0x Nice rug bro